Silly...

So one day, two little boys are playing in a puddle after it rained. Their mother was watching throught the window and she saw the oldest push his brothers head in the puddle. The younger lifted his head and laughed while the mother rushed outside. She said, "Why did you do that to your little brother?" The older boy said, " Mom we were just playing church... you know, In the father, son and in the hole-he-goes."

No offense to anyone I just thought that was hilarious...

Silly lol.


A Vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh
blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some
sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and
began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to bug off and let him get some sleep but they
persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the cave with
hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a
forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other
bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I didn't!"

i read that about four times before got it???