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Wise DragonRider   Joined: February 20th, 2010, 5:15 am Posts: 1434 Location: With the Werecats, fulfilling my destiny (otherwise known as Mythic Paradise...) Gender: Girl Affiliation: Werecats |
 Short 5-Sentences-Or-Less Funny StoriesShort funny stories, for a laugh. I'll update this every few days for continued laughs if yall want it...
When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the back yard. I was an only child... eventually. When I'm bored, I like to go downtown, get a great parking space, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving. There is a switch in my apartment that doesn't do anything. Every once in a while, I like to flick it on and off. One day I got a call from a lady in France who said, "Cut it out!" It's well known that when all else fails, there's ducttape, plastic-coated wire, and superglue. Well, what do I do with those if I'm buried under an avalanche of moving boxes 3 feet deep, and the nearest neighbor is on vacation? These are popular with my family too. HERE'S MORE!! I was walking outside one night in December and the next thing i know, a dozon flying foxes come outta nowhere and attack my house. I ran to the neighbors' house, pounded on the door, and told them what I saw. "Kid, those where raindeer." ^i know it makes no sense...^ Don't try this at home: It was a bright summer day and everyone else was busy. I got bored, pulled out a magnifying glass, and accidently set the house on fire. "Kill All Humanity!!"screamed my brother. "Please start with him!!" I yelled immediately afterward. Enjoy. These have made half the people i know crack up. _________________ R.I.P. WJS I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER Remember October the 15th of 2011 Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6. Nelly then woke up and sighed as he said it was Just A Dream don't click this link... *****The WF Reborn was terminated today, January 15th, 2011, because of me. I am deeply ashamed.***** Gahoole Admin RoXion, and proud to be part of the Ga'hoole Network Mythic Paradise Chat moderator Symbiont!! Mythic Paradise Home |
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