well, one day i was climbing a tree and i missed my foothold and started falling. the bottom of my jeans got caught on one of the branches, which swung my head into the tree, and then my jeans came unhooked and i fell the rest of the way down.....

I dunno. Probably. But we've both done so much stuff to each other over the years that it is hard to tell who needs to get revenge on who anymore!!!

Well I haven't played yet, I'm still in recovery.... the catfish b.ite did not hurt as bad as I thought it would but when I moved my leg it hurt my hip....

[quote="Toph Bei Fong"]The weird thing is, if that happened to anyone I know and I was there, I'd probably laugh my head off....

well, then ur never ever watching me climb a tree, cuz i almost always fall.......i mean it. never. jk. you can watch, you can laugh, and then i can hypothetically kill you......

ah, but technically you do know me. maybe not to the same extent that you know your family, but you still know me.......

oh, no! i wasnt offended!!!!! i rarely try to get offended. life is too short to get offended by every short-sighted idiot out there (oh, and thats not referring to you in any way. im talking about other people who are just plain stupid).

oh, yeah, this one time i was riding my bike and i was trying to do a full turn around but only did a 90 degree turn and flipped over the curb. and guess what? i landed on a wasps' nest.....how convenient.....

hmmmmmm, ive never been in a car accident......and i sure hope i never will be.......but if i get my lamborghini, ill probly end up in a couple......

I've been in quite a few in my lifetime....... I remember once this dude hit our car from a wierd angle and we went spinning and we slammed into the side of the freeway luckily know one was hurt...... I was maybe 5 or 6 I was really freaked out......

all the car accidents all happen to ppl i rly care about: my best friend, my mom, my best friend's sister, and my best friend's mom were all in a car at the same time and some drunk driver hit them. and there was this other one i dont want to mention. but once again it involved a drunk driver. ****, i hate drunk drivers......all of them deserve to go to jail for 10 yrs. more than that. anyway, ill stop my rant now before it develops into a 10 pg thing......

Both the car accidents I listed were because of drunk drivers......

i know, drunk drivers rly deserve to go to jail for life. i want to say they deserve to die, but nobody rly DESERVES to die......

I disagree sj I think that people who kill, deserve to die...... You know fight fire with fire......
Anyway off topic...... Yesterday I slipped while doing some running and twisted my ankle..... again.... the second time in two weeks....... gawd the universe has a huge problem with me being all right......

I've always heard fight fire with fire.......hmm

if you fight fire with fire, all you get is a bigger fire, and eventually you burn.......




im just saying that God even loves mass murderers and he doesnt want them to go to Hell......



but im not allowed to talk about that.....




and dont even get me started on why i should be allowed. but i can if you want me to. oh! you better believe that i can!!!!!

yeah, i applied about like 3 weeks ago or something......





okay, back on topic. ummmmmmm, well one time i was running down a hill and i stepped into a chuckhole and twisted my ankle and rolled all the way down the hill to thud into a rock.....

one time me my grandma and my mom were trail riding and my moms horse didn't want to go down a trail so my mom said,"Guide,I having problems with my horse." so he came back and hooked her horse on a line to be led and as they were going past me my grandmas horse bucked her off squeezed between my horse and my moms horse(now this was a small trail mind you.) my grandmas horse then took off and my horse followed,I stayed on for longer than I thought I would then I fell off in a patch of grass on my back.My mom was looking from me to her mom and the guide said,"Check your mom,I'll go after your daughter." she dismounted her horse and ran to her mom,my grandma was already getting up and hurrying down the trail saying,"We have to see if Kayla is alright" my mom is trying to get her to stop and check herself but Mema(my grandma)wouldn't hear it.I'm her only grandchild of course shes worried about me.My back has never been the same again.And then when we got back to the ranch in the truck there were two girls all dressed and ready to ride,then three horses with no riders come into the coral,they slowly took off thier riding hats and say to their mommy,"I don't really want to go riding today mommy.My mom felt so bad when she heard them say that.

one time when i was like 4 i tripped and fell onto the corner of a table.....that hurt.

The most painfull thing that i did was almost slice my finger off with a hunting knife I was sharpening. guess it was sharp enough.

yeah, ive done that a lot too.....i just sharpen knives for fun and cuz im bored and somehow it always manages to slip out of my grasp......

yeah but you gotta hate it when you can see the bone.

yeah, i guess, but i guess i stopped minding so much after like the fifth time i did it......now it just hurts.....

I did something really stupid,I ran on a wet tarp,down I went right on my back,you know how I hurt my back before?It had healed somewhat but that fall re injured it again,ohh my freaking god that hurt SSSOOO bad!

oh, i did something like that once......we had this makeshift water slide (rly just a wet tarp going downhill) and i was trying to go down it on my feet.....haha, didnt work so well when i got to the bottom and i had so much momentum that i flipped over.....haha.....

no offense sjlsscsdoo but lol that sounds like it would have looked hysterically funny.lol

lol, none taken.....it was kinda funny afterwards....



but, hey, at least i made it to the bottom!!!!

did your butt hurt at all afterward?

oh, no, i flipped onto my head.....the back of my head to be precise......

Ohhh........ouchie,that had to hurt.

yeah, a lot......




lets just say i couldnt walk straight for about 15 minutes......

one time I had this killer headache,it felt like my head was going to explode,literally.

I remember once a few years ago, I was playing softball and I was catching. Well I had the ball and this girl decided she was gonna try and get around me to home base. Well that wasn't going to happen.... I got her out and after the call was made she talked me and tried to beat me up.... She punched me on the stomach like 5 times before I could get her off of me I could barely breathe... my team was so mad after that... we ended up winning 17-6..... hehe sweet revenge.

lol. i think its funny when you watch professional baseball and the manager's kick dirt.....not like it does anything.....or when the player's get in fights.....oh, yeah, beating someone up takes care of the call or the loss.....those people are supposed to be setting an example for the world's kids, and hear they are beating people up to solve problems.....wonderful example.....
but yeah, that happens to me all the time when we play streetball.....the calls never seem to go well......

one time I drove a toothpick underneath my thumbnail..........oh my GOD that hurt!

hmmmmm, what rly hurts is when you step on a nail......and then get a tetnis shot, and then its a newbie giving you the tetnis shot, so they mess up where they place the needle thingee, and then you cant move your arm for a week cuz they punctured the muscle or something......




and right now my head is aching with the stupidity of school......

yeah that would suck

wow.....




yeah, somehow when i always go to a construction site, i always manage to find the nails and step on them......im very lucky......haha.

yeah, like i said before, i think ill stick to skateboarding on videogames.....where im awesome at it.....and it doesnt hurt.....haha.

I haven't.

I have given up trying to skateboard, I almost ran into a parked car because I couldn't get it to turn...I jumped off, that hurt...

I've hurt myself biking too. Flipped and all that. I hurt my leg, had a misplaced bone or something, had to wear a boot. Yeah that probably hurt the most, I still limp sometimes but it's pretty much cured.

lets see one time when i was like hmm 10ish i tried to ride my bike straight up this hill (instead of like on an angle) yeah well it flipped over on top of me and i landed on the flat part of the ground on my back yeah that kind of hurt a lil


and last week when i broke my nose that hurt quit a bit i must say it hurts really bad when u hit it and when u need to blow ur nose and u CANT argh that drives me crazy and u cant even itch ur nose i hate that

lol, i love hearing these skateboard stories, cuz they remind me why im inside on sf instead of out there.......

Well maybe when I was a baby or something, but not since then. Even if I had I'll never publicly admit it lol, and if I have it's not that often.

I need to go outside, enjoy the weather while it lasts. Take pictures of everything. Walk around. I wish I had a car...

Yep never broken a bone though.

nah it wasn't too bad.

my most painful experience, though, was the bike incident.

Well i was biking down the hill of my neighborhood on a sidewalk, and near the bottom of the hill, i decide to make a turn to go onto the road at the ramp that goes from the sidewalk to the road. but i made the turn too late and i crashed into a mailbox and knocked it down. My thigh hit my handle bar and i had a black and blue on it the size of a pie! and to this day, a small dent remains on my right thigh.

oh, there was this one time i was trying to pole vault over this barrier, and i made it halfway, but then started falling back and then my grip slipped and i landed on the barrier really hard on my back.....

my bike jammed so i went flying on to the ground with the bike on top of me

About a year ago, we went hiking in Paloduro Canyon, well it rained as we were going down really steep steps to get to the highest point of the canyon. My foot slid in some mud and I put my foot out to stop me from going off the edge. I ended up twisting my ankle and having to use a walking stick to get back (3 miles of walking) to the truck, where my stepbrother had to wrap my ankle. That was fun. (sarcasm)

Painful.. when I was walking from 9:00 AM to 24:00 PM (only stopping for lunch, dinner, and small breaks now and then), and that's the last day of three exhausting days I had to do a long march off road (land, river, mountains). My feet became damaged after that. Literally, damaged. After the training was over, I can't walk properly for like.. 3 days.

lol......




well, there was this one time my friend and i were trying to extend this rly big bungee cord over something.....well, he lost his grip on it and it came flying back and hit me in the face with the curved end.....and for some reason the plastic was rly rly sharp......

that had to hurt. once when I was trying to hammer a nail into a really hard piece of wood the hammer head came off and hit me on the top of the head.

hmmmmm, i could tell soooooooo many stories of hitting myself with hammers.....lol.

hmmmm, most painful thing that has every happened to me is when i got hit by a car while i was bicycling.....now that HURT!

ouch, cynder!!!! what happened?

oh, nothing much....just crossing the street on my b.ike and some idiot ran a red light.....

ah, yes. you see that all the time, but its rly unfortunate that it happened to you......

I saw something on youtube that probably hurt a lot but is hysterically funny:So a guy is crossing the street and gets hit by a car, goes flying and gets hit by another car coming from the other.You have to see it to believe it.

Yesterday I bit straight through my tongue. It hurts really bad..... I can barely eat........

GA: you okay?that sounded like it really hurt.

when one of my baby teeth had to be removed, yow that hurt.

Yeah. I bit it again last night. Not in the same place luckily... but it hurt... so now my tongue swolen and is throbbing.... i never knew a tongue could throb before this....

Hell yeah! I want to know how someone cuts themself with a muffin wrapper.... cause that sounds so stupid...haha!

I too am curious

Once I bent big toe to far forward, I couldn't move it for three days, that was really recent, like a week ago, my toe is still sore a little.

Take it easy Silver!

One time I got a cavity and when the tooth got taken out I couldn't have ice cream for two weeks

Aww I'm sorry, sweetie... *hug*
And don't bring up the tongue.... it makes me remember the dream that caused it... and I really don't want to remember....

*hugs back* its okay, my parents let me have all the ice cream I wanted when I could eat it.

I accidentally poked my own eye, now that hurt.

I was talking to Silver... but since you hugged *hug*
I guess thats cool...

What the heck *hugs Silver* there feel better?WOOT.GA, hows your tongue?Is it feeling better?Some advice, s, u, c, k on an ice cube, it helps........believe me.

Lets no talk about the tongue..... it still hurts though...but I guess I deserve it... so i'm not gonna s.uck on an ice cube...

hmmmmm, well when i was on vacation i capsized the kayak and flipped over and hit a submerged rock, was swept away by the current, smashed into another rock, flung over a 2 foot waterfall, hit another rock (dang those rocks) and finally got into calm enough water to make it to shore......

Yow, that had to hurt.

One time I was roller skating, and they were doing races and I'm going good, I'm up in front and then.......BAM!Down I went, landed on my.....left.....knee I think?Slid about twenty feet, luckily I didn't have shorts on, my knee has never been the same.Still hurts, even though that happened like 3 or 4 months ago.

ow.....hmmmmm, i never did like roller skating......lol.

I was really lucky I didn't get run over from the other skaters.

yeah, otherwise that really wouldve hurt.....

i think my walls keep moving on me. i go to turn the corner and i keep running into the wall......