i wish ill have a nice birthday party

Granted but it starts to rain on your party

I wish september 21st was here already

granted but......u would miss whatever u want to do on that day

i wish that i could earthbend =D

granted but then u drop a bloder that u were holding for 5 hrs on ur head and u die

granted.... ermm... you fall off a cliff?

i wish that i had a chocolate chip cookie

granted but it was stale and it went bad ...and stuff.. you got food poisoning and almost died and had a slow and painful recovery.

i wish i could be a tiger, and not die.

- Granted, but you only have 2 legs

I wish it would snow lol

granted : but u wouldn't be able to watch it or play out because u have got chicken pox and u r shut inside a room with no window.

Granted.... I guess....

I wish i could post after someone who actually had a wish!

I'll get it going again.

I wish Saphira was real.

Granted but than she likes the other I love Saphira and he becomes her rider

AAARGGGHH!!!!! POST A WISH AFTER YOU GRANT IT!!!!

nooooo!!!!

lol. here is another one. LET AERALDI DO THIS ONE!!!

I wish I had the third book.

Granted, but CP rushed the book and it turned out to be a complete load

I wish everyone made a wish after they posted in this thread

granted, but first i wont before every one starts.

come on people, you gotta make a wish!

but that was the corruption

come on rpm, don't be a jerk. make a real wish.

I wish i had no homework,

Granted, but you fail because of it. OK, here is a real mind-twister.

I wish I could meet Christopher Paolini in person, not in heaven or hell, after he becomes famous, not as a zombie for both of us, and in a friendly setting.

granted but he turns out to be a real jerk and you kill him then you get sent to prison for life

I wish that people would post more here so i could get more posts up

granted, but posts here don't count

I wish I won the lottery

granted but thois one is only a 1$

i wish people wouldnt make wiches about book 3 or cp/

Granted, but then you wish that they would wish about book 3.

I wish i had a way to get to my schools football games.

Granted but then they started losing all there games.

I wish there wasnt so much homework.

grante dbut ou stay after school to do it instead.

i wish... something

granted but you get nothing!

I wish my girlfriend would stop throwing rocks at me. >.<

granted, but then she starts throwing vacumn cleaners at you

I wish I had a copy of Halo 3 now that is not on the fritz

granted but bungie made something horribly wrong and the story line ends up having the master chief and the arbiter doing it

I wish that i could be home to get halo 3 on the release night

granted but your sibilings friend drops a foot ball on the console when it has the game in it and breaks the console and the game (same thing happened to me once.)

i really really wish i could play m

granted, but they all are terrible and you are not interested in them

I wish midnight could get here.

granted although there's a full moon and you're biten by a blood hungry were wolf (aaaaaarrrrrrrooooooooo)
i wish when i get my test scores back, that i've got the highest

granted, but it is only with a curve AND you are in a Special Ed class, so making high test scores doesn't really matter.

I wish I had an Xbox 360 so I could play Halo 3.

granted but you can only play the first half of the first level and not on the internet either

I wish that i had a computer in hong kong that had a larger screen, faster internet and was fast

granted but it breaks down right after u use it.

i wish that all my wishes r granted.

granted, but they are all exactly opposite of what you really wanted

I wish for a new puppy that isn't rabid and not formerly owned by Michael Vick

granted but it decides it likes everyone else but you

I wish for eternal happiness (I wanna see how screwed over this gets )

granted, but you lose your entire family because of it.

I wish Michael Vick never becomes involved in the world of sports again.

geanted but he befriends u

i wish i had more money to spend

granted but everything you wanted to buy would be out of stock.

i wish i could do magic.

granted but you misuse it and end up the only person in the world

I wish that i had a better wish

granted, but it results in nuclear holocaust.

I wish for a... sandwich.

granted, but its old and has a thermo-nuclear device stuck in it

I wish for originality

granted. but instead, you're married to a deranged psychopath.

I wish I could live forever without aging.

granted, but you go insane and end up wishing for death

I wish I could decide which of my dreams could come true

Granted, but in the end your dream turns into a nightmare.

I wish my BFF would start talking to me again, and not bug me to death nor that every other friend I have would stop talking to me.

granted, but you cause the nuclear holocaust

I wish for some new shoes

( How on earth would I cause a holocaust becouse I'm talking to my BFF again?!LOL )
Granted, but they are ugly and every body teases you becouse of them.


I wish someone was on MSN cause i'm bored.

granted but then u have to go to college
I wish I had a car

granted, but it has no engine

I wish I had a really fast computer

granted but theres nothing in it...

i wish i could see my boyfriend

granted, but you end up w/ everything they dont get..

I wish this winter vaca was over (its SSSSSSOOOOOO boring)

( we already do that we go back the 7th)
Granted but you do twice as much work now...

I wish that i could play softball this year.

granted, but they just make you do it @ school......

I wish i had somthing to wish for that wasnt nothing...

Granted, but the pony bites..

I wish i had my own playstation, cause my brother hogs up ours..

granted, but you never get any games for it

I wish that i could find a good job

Granted, but it's a job you absolutely hate.

I wish I could play Lair on the Playstation 3

Granted, then you're blocked from the site for spamming

I wish I had a better wish

Granted, but your wish is too good nobody can corrupt it and thus the game ends.

I wish CP would release a fantasic version of Brisingr RIGHT NOW!!!

Granted, but when you try it you hate it.

I wish I could move to Paradise Valley, Montana and be friends with CP.

granted but CP moves after you move in

i wish i had 111000000 posts

granted but i come back alive

i wish i would go to bed

granted but june goes 899999999X slower before school is out

i wish that ide have fun forever

[color=#00FF00]i wish........things were alright.....*chokes*.......

too bad this **** world does not have any place where dreams come true......[/color]