and saphira, dont forget about her

send him a letter saying 'thank you for joining the eragon fan club'

fill his master bedroom with pink fluffy toys

Give him a pink teddy bear for his birthday and say that he asked for it.

with a lot of clothes for it

girly pink and purple clothes

and a bottle of fake milk

a bottle of fake chocolate milk

give him pink pjs

and pink fluffy slippers

with a note 'love durza'

and a weird creepy voice saying "ive come back from the dead to haunt you woooooooooooo" lol

at witch i make a very loud noise and scair him out of his new pjs

and make him run wawy, crying to his mommy

whom he killed during the fall on accident oops

give him a huge barrel of sheep droppings and a note saying that if he dosent eat it, he will die

tell him it won't work if he gets wid of the taste

and turn it blue (funny colour of "food")

yeah, thats better

send him a huge box of killer butterflies, at first they act so lovingly that he cant take anymore, then when he tries to attack, them, they turn on him and try to kill him


the innocent butterfly, lol

and is indesrectable

but always says "i love you" to annoy him

and nobody will ever worship you

get another doll who only sings nursery rhymes to him, cant be broken, never stops, and ony sings louder when he trys to stop it,

and another says eragon is cool

cause he through a fit cause his dragon died

say eragon killed his dragon and the dragon riders are back and bigger than ever (green dragon)

yeah and hide is sword so he is running around looking for it

yeah, put it in a trap with lots of evil "monsters" so if he finds it, they will eat him

Put Shruikan's poo in Galby's pillow.

and in his bed lol

and put it in his shampoo

Put it in his shaving cream.

and all of the wine imported

and in all of shruikans "things"

and throw them all in a pile of dung

and his toenails, and all of shruikans claws

paint a huge pic of eragon and saphira over his map of alagaesia

with a love heart around them

i love reagon and saphira, why do you always forget her????

and any other country if you can

yeah, and make a real one and broadcast it throughout our planet

Tell ihm his "special" magazines are late because Eragon and Saphira took them and showed all of the Varden what he subcribes to.

fill his bed with stuffed teddy bears and love heart cusions

Send him a box of chocolate hearts and say they are from Islanzadi.

and one that says its from nasuada too

And Arya!

oh, yeah, never forget the good characters

????????????

Paint little pink hearts all over Shruikan.

and say saphira did it

and any other dragon that might have been around then

embroider galby hugging shruikan all over them with a big heart around it

And little hearts all around them.

make the eyes jewel encrusted...

or how about hiding the last dragon egg... in the boxers drawer!!!!

Dye his eyebrows hot pink.

put a laughing potion in his drink!!

hide all his socks but the pair that says "i stole and imprisoned a dragon" in bright purple!

and embroider lovehearts all over them with eragom inside them

Videotape him singing in the shower and give it to Eragon.

and broadcast it all over their world, mad by "galbatorix productions"

a musical of all of his most embarrasing moments

Cast him as Cinderella.

and all the other princess characters in all the other fairytales

And he has to wear a big poofy dress.