ha, he probably doesn't have hair.

shove him in a smelly locker

make him eat stinky sweat socks

make him climb a never-ending rope

make him relive his own horrible death forever

poke him with a stick many times

make him leave alagaesia never to return instead of eragon

spam his e~mail by sending him a bunch of viagra adds then show it to everyone.

send a virus to his computer

SEND VIRUS AFTER VIRUS TO HIS COMPUTER

make him paralyzed

Become a gardener and cut his hedges into obscene shapes!

have saphira blow fire in the sky and write "Galby sucks"

pour hot wax in his undies

put him in wet cement and then have it dry

put glue all over him and then cover him with feathers

do that and then make him walk throughout the empire looking like that

pull out his nose hair
xD

give him a pet llama

give him a pet llama that can't stop S*H*I*T*I*N*G

burn his breakfast

make him eat his burnt breakfast





haha, you didn't even spell it right. you should've let it censor it.

make him eat a skunk

Stick my tongue out at him

cut out his tongue

cut out his tounge, cook it and make the loser eat it!!!!!

tell him he has to leave alagaësia so eragon can rule to it
or:
tell him that eragon is prettyer than him xD

just slap him and throw him in the ocean

burn his garden

Does he even have a garden
Send him a fairy godmother (Cinderella style)

stuff chili peppers up his nose

send alvin and the chipmunks after him

go up to him and rap "I love College."

make him eat mcdonald's 24/7

die his dragon pink with hearts on its belly lol like the care bears

tell him that i know his true name and that i plan to use it to take over the world with eragon and arya

Make him listen to 7 things over and over again

make him watch dora the exsporer

make a horse kick him in the head

force peeps down his throat

force all candy down his throat

force feces down his throat

^elephant feces

blue whale feces

make him drink dirty goldfish water

Rub in how his first dragon died and make him cry.

then call him a crybaby

make him wet himself in front of his army

show embarrassing videos of him to everyone in the empire

have his mom tell imbarassing stories to all of his troops

paint shruikan hot pink and make him fly over the empire

do that but put him on display in museum

say how stupid he is to let saphira egg get away from him

put salt ice on his whole body while he's sleeping

lol get him drunk than shave off one of his eyebrows!

do it in his sleep instead

get him nutered

better yet get three chickens in the throne room and label the first one chicken number one the second one chicken number two, and the third one chicken number four, so he'll run around all day looking for chicken number 3 lol workd every time jk lol

lol hilarious i have to go now by by every1!

not really the place to post a good-bye lol




trip him
pick him up
trip him
pick him up
get a robot to trip and pick him up for 1000 years

turn the friction to zero than he cant walk or pick up anything, or put monkeys in his room

give him a parrot that doesn't shut up and never dies and enver leaves

get the jonas brothers to give him a live concert *i hate the jonas brothers*

put a laxitive in his coffee! lol

then take away his toilets

give him a little sister

give him the movie eragon.

So when this topic gets 1000 posts, can I lock it? =D

make him read what a terrifyingly bad generic evil villian character introduction he got in Brisingr.

(That almost killed the book for me, the whole "Tut tut, now now my friend. I am a smooth talking evil magician, why don't you join me, I am completely superior after all." *groans*)

please don't lock it. this is fun!

bring chuck norris to his castle

give him an anoyine younger sibling

tell him the varden de feated half of his army

make him watch dragonforce live

give him homework preferably algebra

give him 999,999,999,999,999.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999...
pounds of rotten fish

lite stink bombs in variouse locations of his castle , put a woopy cushion on his throne, put to much soap in his washer!!!!!!!!!!

bleach all of his clothes and shruikan and then put a red shirt in his washer

put gum in his hair

shave *i love mom* into his hair and post it all over the empire.

Burn his skin off and dip him in salt water and laugh while he screams in pain!!

find his true name and make him join the varden

show him his tiny (and horrible) role in ERAGON THE MOVIE blockbuster.

hahaha

stick a pea under his matress then cover him in ice

Sneak up on him while he is sleeping and yell FRODO in his ear!

tell him that as a villain he sucks

Tatoo "I love Eragon" on his forehead.