(Rises out of ground right behind AC)

Throws thank you note at CDG

Throws unavoidable bad luck charm at AC.

Throws evil laugh at the sky.

well i throw a tropic storm at u

(Gets blown to Alaska and waves to Sarah Palin, then gets blown back and rams into Draco.) (The Sarah Palin thing wasn't an insult to her or anything, just for funnyness)

Throws Tim Hawkins at GR

Yes, you're who I waved to.


Throws, a Tim Hawkins dvd at CDG

Throws dvd at AC instead. (Say AarynandRoran quite happily.)

I'm not superstitious so though bad luck charm you threw earlier won't have any effect. Throws a solid block of uranium 235 at you and fires a neutron gun at it. *Jumps in hole*.

P.S that's basically Chernobyl right next to your face

(Dies) (Ghost comes up and throws a tombstone at AC) (Say AarynandRoran grimly)

*scratches head* *wonders why he's seeing a ghost when they don't exist* *thinks he must have hit his head when he jumped* *decides it dosen't matter and throws an ipod playing the ghostbuster's theme song at said unreal ghost.

(Screams and goes to get an itunes giftcard. Redeems it and deleats ghostbusters song, replacing it with "If Everyone Cared.)

Throws John Malcovitch at AC.

*scratches head can't hear music played by ghostly ipod. Climbs to the surface and throws some algae infected water into the hole.

(umm, why? I'm not in the hole)

Throws Voldemort at AC.

*wonder why people keep throwing these things he dosen't believe in at him and just walks through Voldemort who can't do anything about it seeing as he dosen't exist* Throws a tree at curfewdawn.

(Aw, come on AC, stop being such a party crasher. I don't believe in these things either. You're too serious for your own good. "

Plants tree and climbs to top, where she throws monkies at AC and then throws charries at him, including Sky as a wolf, who uses his claws to scratch AC's face really bad before running back into nothingness.

(Beat that party crasher)

(obviously it is for my own good as I keep dodging these ridiculous attacks.)

*Laughs as the illusion of himself gets ripped to shreds* Throws a burning hot lump of plasma at curfewdawn.

I don't believe in hot burning plasma, so I walk straight through it so I can throw myself at AC and wring his neck for being a party crasher.

Thanks CDG, I hope that really hurt him.

Throws Frenna at AC, she shoots him full of holes with her arrows then throws sulfuric acid down his throat, it burns him pretty badly and then comes out the arrow holes like a fire fountain. nOw to find a nice roman candle to toss.... Maybe Draco has one... She did fall into a fireworks store when I crashed into her last time...

Throws CDG a publisher.

Now sitting in a deck chair I watch as both of you continue to attack the illusion. While drinking on a coke I marvel at just how good the illusion is before throwing an ice cube at CDG.

Throws myself at the real AC and chokes him with the icecube before pouring his coke down his shirt and then smashing the can on his massive head.

I now reflect that wearing steel armour while probably not fashionable has saved me from quite a headache. After sending the armour away to get the rust removed I receive a bill of several hundred pounds which I throw at curfewdawn and demand payment for.

(what, are you British or something?????????? That would explain the )

Throws an "IOU" at AC and then throws a brick at him. Then crumples AC like tin foil and tosses him in the ocean. BEAT THAT YOU WHALE SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(yes I am British, I have seven cups of tea a day and have a regular tea time, every morning I have crumpets, I have union jack across my back and go to every football(soccer) game that I possibly can, I have an incredibly strong British accent, I always greet people by saying hello governor, I always end sentences with god save the queen and finally I spend my weekends helping as a guard standing still outside Buckingham palace.)

Throws a book containing British stereotypes at curfewdawn.

(I believe it...)

Throws book back at whale shark, along with, "I don't need no stupid stereotypes, I got monotypes!" note at AC, and his british accent.

Throws a dictionary at curfewdawn and tells her to look up monotypes.

caterpillar guys do u know howto behave or do i need to step in the midde of u 2? lol

throws myself in front of ac to stop the fighting

Throws bookcase in CDG's way.

Jumps over bookcase and GR89 to throw myself at AC and his whale sharky british accent and get Alex Rider's gun (He's also british) and shoots AC with it. Then laughs like a maniac and whacks him on the head with it and jumps into a hole to dig to the other side of the world.

Crashes happily into Draco two times and then picks her up and throws her at AC, then jumps back into hole and comes back to original place. Then throws a postcard full of foreign language at AC, short for "Hiya, crumpet, did it hurt when Draco hit ya?" Also sends CDG a postcard saying: "Thanks for sending Draco!"

ummm, it's konychi wa, right? (I don't know how to spell it...)

Throws thank you note at CDG, it's written in an unwritten language.... Runs to store to buy a translator to throw at her as well, but runs into Draco on the way.

Takes an ice cube out of the pack and chokes AC with it, after asking him what time it is. (Think I'll change his name to Big Ben.. you know... like the clock... )

Throws a note saying 'back from the dead'

Throws AC a hug and says: "You know we're just playing with you Ac, we actually find your company enjoyable. "

Throws the one ring to rule them all at CDG.

Screams and runs away from purple people and crashes into Draco. Throws self behind AC for protection from them. Throws white flag at purple people before taking Alex Rider's gun and threating them with it.

(Oh, that's what they are? Sorry, I thought they were aliens... )

Throws check for a million at CDG. THrows plants in a pot and gives them to great grandad.

Throws another note this one saying 'Dramatic effect'.

Throws a "You remind me of Klyegus" note at AC.

Throws a notebook.

Tosses Frenna at Eme (May I call her that? You can nickname my charries as well)

Frenna snatches notebook and gives lecture bout not reading someone elses history, then turns and flies back to the shade, reading the notebook to herself the whole way there and tossing an unpleasent look at Marco.

Boinks ball off of AC's head.

(Okay then, I won't call her Eme. Sorry about that. )

tosses an ice cube in the water. Fishes icecube out of the water and throws it at John Malkovitch, who promtly chokes to death, ending the war and thus freeing Eragon from his duty as protecter of Alagaisia. Eragon is then elected president of Alagaisia and picks Arya for his vice president, with Durza as secretary of stae.

Throws a Map to Stalin who promptly locates Alagaisia and nukes it.

Stalin fires moarrr nukes. I throw some anti anti-nuke powder everywhere.

I throw a nuke down AC's throat and choke him with another ice cube.

AC's throat is still filled with anti-nuke powder so nuke fails. *Drinks coke with the ice cube*. Throws a throwing knife at CD.

Catches throwing knife and melts it. Then throws self at AC and drags him around in a circle, hitting him with the flat of a blade and an ice cube. Then steals his coke and pours it on him and smashes the can on his head.

Throws a note. I wasn't drinking from can but from a plastic cup you moron.

What evs...

Throws a can of coke at AC. THe coke is from the Weirdest Story ever Told, so it comes alive and eats him.

Or tries to eat me but fails as I decide to drink the coke instead. Throws a tonne of de-motivational poster at you.

Throws a mirror at AC, who catches it. He then drops it. It breaks and AC gets seven year of fake bad british luck

Throws luvox at CD.

eeeek, what's a luvox?

Throws cadilac at AC.

(it's an OCD treatment)

Throws a abrams in the way.

Throws a potrait of the queen done in green in the way, bribing usually works. (That is what your money looks like, right? Forgive me if I'm wrong.)

(None of the English notes are green)

Throws a barrel of oil at you.

Throws my empty bottle of jack at ya^^

Throws barrel of oil at ya' Jack.

Throws a glass ball containing bromine water and wrapped in aluminium foil at you.

*EXPLODES* and throws my intestines at you.

Catches and use them to find out your DNA. I throw the results at you.

Extracts the ink from the paper and throws a bottle full of ink at you.

throws a flying skunk on fire at you!!!

Picks up refrigerator and throws it at wall *food splatters on everyone*, Hey howsit goin?

throws my empty yogurt container @ u
PS it's pina colada flavour... lol

i throw a banana at u

Throws a blender at you.

throws a blender with food in it at you!!!

throws a computer at you

throws a stuffed hippo @ u

**stuffed toy, not taxidermy lol**

That made me laugh out loud :']
*THROWS ORGANIZATION XIII AT YOU*

i'm goin old school
throws a ball @ you

i throw a pencil at u

throw an eraser @ u

Throws an 'r' at you.

throws a 'o' at you

throws an 'a' at you

Tosses a thesaurus at you. (I recommend you look-up throw).

hurls a dictionary @ u

Lobs a long letter at you which mentions in so many words how boring it is for you to hurl a dictionary at me.

Throws a cough at you and someone in the background coughs back and says *swine flu* quietly while they cough.

lol

hurls a swine flu vaccine @ u

Hurls my Paw-Paw at you. He screams and rants about how there's no such thing as the piggy flu, even though he seems to have it.

Throws Africa at you.

hurls Antartica @ u

Drops an anvil on you.