NO ACTUAL SWEARING. THIS IS TO GIVE YOUR IMAGINATION A PUSH. AND MAKE THINGS MORE INTERESTING IN LIFE. INSTEAD OF USING THE SAME OLD SWEAR WORD USE CREATIVE SWEARING! MY MOTHER SAYS THAT CURSING IS THE RESULT OF A SMALL VOCABULARY, I THINK SHE IS RIGHT. THAT IS WHY I SWEAR CREATIVELY, PLUS IT MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH!

Astronaut
beaver dam
fluke
shish ka bob
shi-zu ( the dog breed)
you freak
if you are really really mad clap your hands
crab
horse apple (poo)


PM ME IF YOU OBJECT AND I WILL TAKE THIS TOPIC OFF IMMEDIATELY.

you could also use fudge.

sugar is a popular one! And:
A bug, a bug, a bug, a bug, a bug, a bug, a bug! (say it really fast!)

That doesn't make sense?

Never mind.

Okay. Once we were at a Dam (You know what I am talking about) and my mom said "I am sick of all this dam buissness." We knew what hse ment. But it was surprising that she said it.

your mom doesnt cuss a lot?

my mom doesn't

NVM then

Neither does my mom. It was funny because it was okay. We laughed hard. I think something is wrong with her.

nothing is wrong prob.

laughed hard at wat?

his mother making a cuss joke about a dam.

Erias is a girl,

ok. HER mom.

I like Gorram and Rutting which are curses from Firefly...or chinese cuss words :0

I LOVE THAT SHOW!!

Guess what Ace in french is. Ass.

shizin in german is ****.

Shiza in german is sh*t

yup. you speak german?

no my dad says shiza all the time

lol. amuseing.

i know and now my 9 yr. old brother knows wat it means

that might be bad.

Sooka in Russian means female doggy woggy smoggy.

umm....thats nice! people say that kinda stuff?

probably not

thats very strange to say to someone.

serously

gogley or somthing like that is strange enough.

u think?

uuummmm. yea!

yea watever

dude whatever man.

U SCARING ME AND I SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!1

the world we shall concer the earth together

Haha! I'll eat you! The world shall not be taken over!

not if we concer it first

THIER IS ONLY ONE LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!! AND HE DOES NOT SHARE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!

Instead of Holy Sh**, say Holy Shipley Doughnuts!

I AM GALBORITORIX!!!!!!!!!!!1


RULER OF ALLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! twisted:

This has nothing to do with the topic.

yes it does

Ruling the world has nothing to do with Creative Curse Words.

whats the topic?

While they are ruling the world they can think of them, lol

But....ah forget it. Im not admin lol.

HA HA HA!! I LIKE YOU SO WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLED YOUR DEATH WILL BE QUICK AND PAIN LESS!!!!

Then ill bite you and yell,"HOLY SHIPLEY DOUGHNUTS!"

but then i will torture u with senthr oil from the ra'zac

ill though you into the deep crevises of the world.

That is where i meet the dragons who help me overtrough you ! BWAHAHA! they shoot out nuclear flames! The world is saved!

pleas dont talk about nucler stuff.

then i go super sayain 4 gogeta and use big bang kamehameha and kill u shade of fear!!!!!111

ok i wont. would burning hydrogen work?

Lol, until i take over the world

then ill eat you lol.

Not if i eat you first, lol

Then ill eat your insides.

not if i

If you eat me you will die also, because piosen runs through my veins!

You cant kill me. im inside Wyrda. BTW, Serum runs through my veins.

this is stupid get back to topic serously

Shoot! I give up then cause i g2g, bye lol

no what i now blow up russia so u have to give in shade of fear!!!!!!!!muhahahahahah

I was trying to tell you guys to get back on topic but u pushed me into the wrong direction lol.

nice way to put it.

cool, i didnt think that many people would like this topic.

i started cc in 5th grade di (destination imagination) and we used these words, well when one of my teamates got a knot in her hair, due to my beautiful hairmanship, she said beaver dam, but it came out as beaver ass.

heres another in latin idiota es means you are an idiot and asinus means donkey and you know where that leads to

good! now i can isult people in latin!

cool huh, i learned that on my first day in class,

do you know any swear words in spanish? cuz i do

no, cant say i do.

nvm

thanks for that.

I know some really bad stuff in spanish.

really cuz where i live they say it so fast when they cuse you out that people that dont speak the language, such as me the little white girl, you have to ask and they just laugh and say it again

SON OF AN ORC!

You know you ppl waisted 3-4 pages of stuped stuff not related to the topic? I wouldn't be supprised if louis locks this not to mention all the swear words that have been said its one of the rules...

sorry sorry, okay back on topic, creative cursing,

Oh pumpernickel (spl?)

There is "Oh my dog *Backwards*"

a classic is always shi-taki-mushrooms GOSH! u make me cry!

Ain't that from austin powers?


Um some words..
Bah! Humbug!(cristmax carol )
Holy mac-n-chesse!
Doh
You...You...Whatever you are!
Holy-shhhhh-hi
Oh sea biscots!


lol friends got a bunch that he has, and uses...

why yes it is! i love that movie!

We all ways say Flip. It's funny. You have to know the story to get it.

ssa? that doesnt sound right.

umm when im jokin around( cus i never swear unless im in a fight) i say fudge or fack, and sum times ayra wich means sumthing rly rly bad in dubai, and i sumtimes use shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiah or diam.

i only cus when in traffic, or when im in a fight.

sum times, these baggars in the bus, are staring at my mom cus shes white, soo i stick up my fingerz at them, there soo evil,theyre staring at her chest.

you have the right to flick them off.

I only swear if i get really mad. Not very proud of it.

I've never sweared in my whole life. My to older sister do though. It is very sad.

I dont really swear unless i really mean it or it just slips or something

i only swear when its nesassary. by the way, is crap a curs word?

i don't think so but some people think it is. I swear when i drop some thing on my foot, or if i get hurt.
"F'n A cotton F'n A" i say that alot, its from dogeball.

PEPPER NEEDS NEW SHORTS!!!!! iv seen that movei. BACK ON TOPIC! ok, it might not be a swear word. but its fun to say. c'mon, just say the word, CRAP!!! does it feel good?

I say crap and suck. That is as close to swearing as I get. My parents even say it. Well it's just weird. They aren't usually like that. I guess having five teens (They love to joke about that) is doing things to them.

yeah lol there is never eny food in my house because my brother and I eat every thing. back on topic, today i dropped a rock on my foot broke two toes, i was swearing all day every time i walked.

I dont think swearing is ever good. I have noticed some people, on this forum, outside of this topic, swearing. I would make it either a ban or 2 warnings for each time.