granted but everything backfires

i wish my life didnt compleatly suk

Granted, but it blows up and you die.

I wish I wasn't at school right now.

Ganted, but you get shot and die

I wish I wasn't bored

Granted but it's because you had a heart attack and died.

I wish my unspoken wish came true and it wasn't corrupted.

Granted but you have nothing to do and kill yourself.

I wish I had more time in Social Studies so I could stay on longer.

Granted but you ndon't find the $5,000,000 in math class that you would have found.

I wish someone would post in a different thread lol...

Granted but it is poisoned and you die.

I wish... umm... that an unspoken wish that I know and will remember happened and it wasn't corrupted.

granted but then you get too warm and get a heart attack...
i wish i get a 100000 mor wishes...and nothing goes wrong...

Granted, but you die of natural causes tomorrow in a death completely unrelated to your wish and never get to use any of them.

Granted but leaving your homework until the last minute was the only thing keeping you from going outside and being shot.

I wish I had $1500.

lol Granted, but then they insult you...

I wish you would actually log on to rs lol

Granted, but you ate so much that you EXPLOOOOOODE!!! lol

I wiah I had a piano and I was not harmed in any way.

Granted, but the piano imploders

I wish that my brother and sister didn't come back from collage for spring break

Granted but you fail ur classes

I wish i didnt have a cold

granted, but ur freezing cold

I wish i wasnt bored

Granted, it come out tonight but u dont have the $ to rent/buy it

I wish I could have a superhero power lol

lol, granted but u hear some mean and nasty things

I wish I had alot of money

Granted, but u cant control what u say

I wish my feet weren't cold, lol

LOL, granted, but u cant walk on land

I wish It was summer time already

Granted, but u get snowed in for a month

I wish i never had to do school again

granted, but he eats you and all your friends

I wish I had a.... unicorn! lol

granted, but its uglier than heck and takes alot of work

I wish i had a job

Granted, but u never go to sleep again

I wish I could meet a famous author

granted but u never sleep again

i wish i could meet fall out boy

Granted but you get shot

I wish that BBAABAAACAB-*D*- D*DD ADA-B- *CABB*- A BA-B-*A*DAC*-ADD rofl and yes I can read that

Granted but the guy you get cursed

I wish the Fathskie was my best friend

'The guy I get cursed?' What?
'The Fathskie?' ROFL

Umm... Granted but you explode.

I wish... that... umm... I was rich... and WASN'T PICKPOCKETED and that nothing happened to make me lose my money, except spending it, which I do so wisely.

Granted, but your hungry

I wish i had a wish that was usefull for making wishes

Granted, but it blows up in your face

I wish I was Fathskies best friend forever and nothing could stop us and we were imortal and we we're invisible and we we're real friend, ha beat that!

Granted, but you have homework when its sunny

I wish that i was skateboarding and nothing bad could happen to me

Granted but, your skateboard is semented to the ground.

I wish that it was warmer.

Granted but its too warm

i wish this a had 3 wishes

granted but it freezes up after 5 min.

i wish i could fall asleep.

granted, but you never wake up
I wish that i could have 4 ice cream cones and 9 pieces of cheese and 1 cookie and 1 brownie and 3 skate boards. ( and none of the food is poisonous and im not allergic)

Granted but i steal them.

I wish i wouldn't get arrested for sealing his food.

GRanted, but i take them back and put you in jail myself!

granted! though its very very slow

i wish i had a horse

Granted!
You are now working clean the most disgustng toliets in the world..hehe

I wish my horse wasnt so aggresive lol

Granted!!

Though the only thing is you can't steer and have no control wat so ever.

I wish i had a dragon!

Granted!
Though its gone off

I wish i was mentally linked with my dragon..

Granted!
Though its very hard and u can only do the very very simplest spells

I wish my dragon would like me

Granted!
Though after a short while you lose control and spells become nearly impossible for 5 hours

I wish my dragon did'nt like me that much but still liked me! lol

Granted!
Its all worthless

I wish i had wings that would let me fly and so i can control my flight in all aspects!

Granted!
The wish runs out after 1 milli second

I wish i had a nice tasting chocolate bar that wasnt of and wouldnt disapear in ANY way and that it couldnt be taken and nothing would happen to me or the chocolate bar. HA lol

lol if something is nothing then nothing happened lol

GRANTED
it brakes down and can't be fixed lol

I wish i had a wish that went well apart from the chocolate bar lol. it was a yummy chocolate bar btw lol

lol
GRANTED!
the owl doesnt like and flies away and u cnt find it

UHhh.. well
I wish that I could skateboard all day and have no homework for untill college

granted but you get a huge assignment right after you get back and its due in two days.

I wish could have some chocolate.

granted but your dog dies young and you die a month after

u didn't make a wish....
i wish i had a 1000000000000000000 more wishes and nothing goes wrong....

lol. granted but u kill yourself out of boredom after getting everything you want.
I wish I could erase the turquoise letters in my sig.

Nothing is stopping you....
Granted but you make them blue

lol yeah i can't but ok...
u didn't wish

I wish that i was famous and did not get poor or killed or get unliked

fine but ur famous cuz u robbed a bank and you get sent to prison.
I wih there was no school today.

Granted bur you have school for the rest of your life.

I wish spring break was longer.

Granted but now its in the winter and there r blizzards everyday and u cnt go outside..

I wish my bike was fixed coz i need to use it!!

Granted but it rolles down a mountain into a volcano

I wish i could read minds

Granted though it only lasts 3 seconds

I wish i had rollerblades

Granted but they burst into flames

I wish i wasn't always confused

Granted, but then you hate cheese
i wish i had a car

Granted, but then it blows up

Hmm...

Umm... I wish that... uhm... Nobody posted after me

Nah, jking about that one. Seriously... I wish I got anything and everything I wanted

granted but you become an unnhappy olf miser that everyone hates and fears.

I wish Icould sit in front of a warm fire.