Okay then! *grabs the ducky out of the air* My ducky now! *runs away*

*ducks the various paint blasts* Never catch me! *throws a large blow-up log back at CDG while running*

*dodges the fishing net* Gah! Noo, I want my ducky back! *runs after GuardianAngel*

*falls on GA's head out of the sky, snatches Ducky, then hops on the TARDIS and VWORPS through time in a desperate bid to keep the Ducky* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!

BLECK! *Hates rootbeer* For a coke? *Is distracted by thoughts of coke and drops Ducky, but chases after it, exiting the TARDIS and plumetting toward the Earth at a mad speed trying to grab Ducky*

THAT'S WHAT COKE IS! *chugs coke happily, bowing graditude at you with a flourish* Alex Rider approves....^;^ Wait...DUCKY! *Summons Scathlocke and chases after Ducky, using a rubix cube to distract the dragon (She's mocking it) long enough to grab the ducky and hide it...eh...in Scathlocke! (Mai dragon is named Scathlocke)

*Snatches out of hand before you put it in the dragon*

"Ha ha! My ducky!"

*Points up into the sky* LOOK EVERYBODY! AN OBVIOUS DISTRACTION! *Runs and hides in a cave*

MAI DUCKY! *Chases you into cave and searches for you using the Heat Sensing abilities of the Dark Elves of NAMEICOULDNEVERSPELL* AHA! *Tackleglomps you, steals the ducky, and attaches suction cups to feet, that way I can crawl up the side of the cave and hide behind a crystal*

You've fallen right into my trap!

*Grabs big lazer and shoots it at a crystal, which bounces to another and another, until it hits your hands, numbing them, and causing the ducky to fall out and fall right into my hands.*

*Runs out and climbs out on Vedrian to escape in glee*

*Hops on Scathlocke and gives chase* I DON'T THINK SO! *Grabs sword and lifts it epically* Up INTO THE SKY, TO WIN OR DIE! *Launches horrible attack and goes after you, only to realize that the numbness of my hands has made me drop my scimitar* What? NO! *Head desk...or...dragon...or something....*
NEW PLAN!

Scathlocke bristles with fury, eyes narrowing. I say we just-
Ooh...that plan, Scathlocke, but we haven't practised it yet!
So?

You're right! FOR THE LOVE OF THE DUCKY! *climbs onto Scathlockes' tail, a very unsteady perch, and is launched straight at you, hitting the side of Vedrian and eventually climbing into the saddle with you, batting the duck out of your hands and leaping off to catch the ducky and land safely on Scathlockes' back.*
It should be known now, as we wave the duck in trioomph, that we are both singin' obnoxious Dragon Chanties in vaguely Scottish accents as an act of celebration.
Ze ducky has been captu- *Looks down, realizing I still can't feel my hands* NO I DROPPED IT! *Sky-dives*

*Laughs as duck drops from hands, then panics as you give chase*

After that duck!

*Vedrian dives, and right as you are about to get it, I swipe it from underneath you.*

*Wiping honey off of face* Dang you Vedrian, stop eating that cow!

What? I'm hungry. Go chase after that yellow rubber thing for all I care.

Guess I have to take matters into my own hands. . .

*Drops whale on top of CD, then suddenly realizes that the duck is trapped underneath*
DANG IT!
*Dives under whale to find duck*