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 A moment that could have been sent into AFV 
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AFV is America's Funniest Home Videos, and i have a moment that would have been good on it. post your own.

one day, i was just walking in our back yard, and we have a little pool thingy that you can take the pool off and then you have sand box, well, pool part is broke, so we have a wood thing there instead, and i jumped up there to try and crack the wood, (4 no reason in patricular) and the wood slips away and i land on the rim then fall onto the grass and my butt still hurt 20 minutes after that. and no one was there to see.

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Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

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May 26th, 2006, 2:09 am Profile
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i was walking down the drive way and all of a sudden, a golf cart at full speed was running twords me! i was in shock so i just stood their and i got hit with a golf cart.


May 26th, 2006, 2:11 am
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oh, yea, the one with your bro in it?

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Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

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May 26th, 2006, 11:20 am Profile
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..i think the story about my bro. getting hit between the legs with a potaoe is pretty darn funny (i wrote it in the injury thread)
..another funny...it was new years of 99 (y2k) i was hangin at my step-aunts playin cards with j & my cusins. . .my bro. walks in, and before even saying hi he yells, Stormy i'm a dumbass. i thinking (and u just realized this?, but was wondering why he yelled it). apparently he brought his playstastion but forgot the cords.
..i'll never forget that, "Stormy, I'm a dumbass!". :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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May 26th, 2006, 11:37 am Profile
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:) :D :lol: :D :) that was funny.

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Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

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May 26th, 2006, 11:40 am Profile
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lol that funny. well i have plenty... heres a few...

one time i was running from my friend kris and i was wearin kinda baggy jeans well i tripped (me being my gracful self) and my pants fell down....

yesterday morning when my lil sis threw a frog at me, when i just opened my eyes.....

when i was spinning around in a chair and i fell and busted my butt.....

hmmm whats somemore..... oh this we have on camara.... my friend josh and i used to play when we were little, and i had a baby doll and he wanted it, so he chased me around the livin room with a little broom. then his mom took the doll and made him say his ABC's so he could play with the doll, when he got the doll we put some music on and he started dancing... it was funny cause we were like 2 or 3..

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May 26th, 2006, 11:40 am Profile
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thats funny. thats pretty darn funny

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Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

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May 26th, 2006, 11:42 am Profile
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when i was ~8 my mom use to go to aa meetings a lot. well. one evening after dark we are leaving to go home...we had a two door car, so us two kids in the back had to lean the front seat forward to get out. well, instead of letting my bro get in on her side, i guess she was gonna have hinm go around, but she didn't notice the seat and fell on her butt into the back floor board. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: oh man that was funny.

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May 26th, 2006, 11:51 am Profile
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lol :lol: We have "you've been framed" here, probably the same thing as AVF. The best thing about it though is Harry Hill's commentary- he is sooo funny lol :lol:

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May 26th, 2006, 7:16 pm Profile
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and i have no clue who he is. but if its got funy clips, well, then its funny

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Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

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May 26th, 2006, 7:41 pm Profile
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To be honest, Harry Hill is funnier than the actual clips lol :lol:

http://images.google.com/images?sourcei ... a=N&tab=wi

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May 26th, 2006, 7:45 pm Profile
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i didn't really look at any, closly, but that was funny, what i saw of them, well, i gotta sign off! astalavista!

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Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

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May 26th, 2006, 7:47 pm Profile
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Duzakiller i really like your signature... the God is in heaven one.... anyways heres some more.

I was jet skiing with my friends, and their dad was trying to get on the one where you like have to get going then pull yourself on it, well he was behind the jet ski about to get on when he moved in front of the jet and it hit his "manly area" and he let out a yelp... and said "yeah dont move right in front of the jet." finally he got on the jet ski and his butt was stickin staight up in the air and he looked really goofy... then he fell off..

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May 27th, 2006, 12:02 pm Profile
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ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 thats gotta hurt!
and thnx about the siggy, i wonder if a mod/admin will consider it talking about religion, which is agianst the rules. but i'll just make a new account if i get banned for having my sig like that. i mean sum people cuss in there sigs, and lots of people use the lords name in vain (cussing his name) and so the only differecne is i'm not cussing that word.

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Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

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I think your sig will be ok as it's not offensive or anything. Oh, and if you ever got banned, mods/admins can look up your IP address so you wouldn't be able to create a new account.

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i got a program that could hide/change my IP adress ( i only use it for online games i get banned from)


May 28th, 2006, 1:11 pm Profile
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Well that's gonna make you seem trustworthy :roll: And about afv...

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any one can get it so its not like im doing anything bad, i needed it for GBWC cus i hacked it and they know my IP adress cus i didnt do a full hack ( they caught me half way through) so i needed to still play so i changed my IP , i can do it this way or another way ( by microsoft rights)


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cool.u try to hack soooo many things with out being caught or banned.

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CEPT FOR GUNBOUNd ny ways back on topic: i got alot of times but am too lazy to think of now so ill say them later


May 28th, 2006, 4:11 pm Profile
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well, if i even got a warning i'd tell parents if they asked, that i got a waring just for saying, "God is in heaven, we are on Earth, soon i shall be with him, will you? ponder this" in my sig. and since were christians, then parents will not have problem with that. so i just go and make one on Brisingr Forums. but NEwA, is NE1 else going to post there funny stuff?

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Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.

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