beats you with a pineapple

again??? throws rotten potatoes at u

Eats forty grapes, watis a few days, then picks them up and throws them at broken sword, spitting the pits on to KOLBYBEAR

catches them in a rotten watermelon, slams it into durzakillers head

do you know what i mean by "waited a few days, then picked them back up..."? if not PM me.

throws paperpl8 paper airplanes that have had spaggetti on at every one who posts in the section "forum games"

hangs durzakiller with spagetti

uses blueberry granite meatballs as golf balls and hits KOLBYBEAR in between the legs.

drops tomato sauce on ur head

did it hurt? drinks suace, sptting it back up on KOLBYBEAR

drops soda on ur head makind u sticky

throws sharp can at KOLBYBEAR as i grab a XL large bbq chicken pizza and toss it down KOLBYBEAR's pallet!

throws a pizza like a frisbee, cutting off your arm

eats pizza with left arm (i left handed anyway!) then burps, blasting Broken Sword fifty feet!

blasts u with a soda hose

lights vodka on fire and drops it on ur head

sharpens carrot and stabs u with it

i already did that! squeezes lime and lemon juice in ur eyes

takes tagittele and wips u all

pours a vat ak chicken stroganof and microwave chile con carne over Glaedr94
and says "blame my cookingteacher for making me cook stuff no one will eat"

forces u to eat 99999 bananas

Welcomes Kolybear by spraying whipped cream on hair.

licks wipped cream off KOLBYBEAR, then spits it on anniebee

Opens a bag of Pedigree, takes a big pot out of the cabinet (cubbard) fills the pot with the Pedigree. Pours 3 pitchers of water, add 1 bottle of ketchuo, adds spinach leaves to ensure nutrition,
adds 1 dz of eggs and allows to simmer slowly while stirring, and stirring. Once it comes to the boilng point, takes off the pot from the heat and turns off the burner. Once it forms a gravylike substance continues to stir and cools off the concotion; final step- and pours it right over Durza Killer. Ha ha * runs to lock bathroom door so that Durza cannot take a shower.* Ugggg, you smell weird!

drops mustard, garlic sauce, and vegtable oil on durzakiller

throws meat loaf on broken sword

why do you hate me people, oh well, tackles AnnieBee to get the crap on her, then pushes her at
broken sword to get it on both.

pours kechup on durzakiller

blasts KOLBYBEAR with a water gun filled with mustard

stuffs ur mouth with hot sauce

blows with mouth closed and nose pinched till it jets out ears, spraying kolby

slams rotten eggs on ur head

shoots you with hotdog darts from a nerf rapid fire 50

pours chunky milk in ur mouth

eww. spits back up down KOLBYBEAR's shirt

shoots hot sauce at u with a squirt gun

takes radioactive jelly, forms into round stick, and places on a fatter shrot bar of metal, whacking you with it, (food saber, as opposed to a light saber)

takes vegetable oil, vinegar, rotton eggs, hot sauce, mustard, mayonaisse, ketchup, gravy, milk, orange juice, a jar of garlic and other italian spices, and puts them into pot. Then, I stir it up until well mixed. When done, I run and dump it on DurzaKiller26's head.

takes pizza with too many olives and throws them everywhere
grins evilly and sneaks off to find secret weapon

takes greasy raw chicken and tosses it at ayrareincarnated.

takes 2 year old steak and throws it at jayde

takes a bottle of wine, soaks rotten meat in it, and throws it at blue_dragon11.

takes a big roll of tape and ties jaydes arms and legs in a knot

oops

and puts a chunk of lettuce in jaydes mouth

Gets free of the tape and and throws moldy cheese at blue_dragon11.

takes on fire ribs and put it on jaydes head

Shakes off whatever that is.

crumbles up moldy muffins, mixes it with fresh thyme, basil and parsley, soaks it all in egg and soda, then throws it at blue_dragon11.

takes raw hamburger meat and mixes it with stale bread and smahes it in your face

Takes a pie crust, fill is with mashed grapefruit, banana, oranges, tomatoes, onions, cantalope, blueberries, strawberries, all other types of berries, and hits you back with it.

pours 3 gallons of melted chocalate on ur head

throws milk and bread at kolbybear

eats it and pukes it back on u

drinks all the water in there and spits it back out onto you

throws cake with whipped cream at blue_dragon11.

throws the HOLY FOOD GRENADE! Kablooie -_-

What in the heck is that?

Anyway, make a salad consisting of chewed-on lettuce, rotton tomatoes, cabbage, and moldy cheese, and throws it at shade of fear.

throws a broccoli at jaydes

Holy hand grenade. You modified that into food grenade and got it off of Monty Python right?

Throws an apple at blue_dragon11.

throws a banana pudding at jayde

throws the skin of the bananas at blue_dragon11.

puts huge cooked frog legs down jaydes throat

shoves caviar and other disgusting foods in your mouth.

Yikes! Remind me never to get in a fight with either one of you.

im doing somethin good for you jayde

shoves fresh roastede chicken down jaydes throat

Stuff a whole cabbage down blue_dragon11's throat.

throws exploding onions at u and puts on gas mask

Pomfret: Not really. It's from a game called worms world party. Monty Python got kit from there. or is it the other way around?

Shoots an ICBC (Inter-continental ballastic chicken) at everyone and it explode with the power of 100mega tons of roasted chicken!

Run into the kitchen and grab a pot of the school's " Meat-Loaf Surprise" , the surprise today just happens to be.... Chicken liver, pig feet, and a double helping of your face.

I drop a jar filled with raw meat, liver, a ton of garlic, minced onions, and a whole lot of hot sauce and it splatters on everyone.

( puking ) Okay, want to play dirty? I'd be happy to. Run outside, grab a garbage can, run back inside, and dump it on Jayde. Moldy egg salad sandwich smacks she/he in the face!!!

*walks in with custard cream pies and splats everyone in the face*

throws a nig bucket of canned tuna on everyone

blue dragon, that was so gross it wasn't even funny. (I hate tuna.) Take my sock of and put it in spagetti sauce. Throw the spagetti sauce onto blue dragon. Direct hit to the face and neck. SCORE!!

puts a soccer ball in rotten milk and kicks it right in saphiraroxs stomach

OH! The pain! The horror! Pick myself up off the floor and run into the walk-in freezer. Grab a large block of ice. Run back into the kitchen and grab some garlic and onions. Commence to making a garlic and onion snow cone. Run up to blue dragon and stuff it into her/his mouth.

spits the snowcone back out"phat"

im a she by the way

puts a huge load of ice cubes and put them down your pants

throws flaming steak...

Hey! Are you new Eldest Eragon? I've never heard of you. Back to the game...

Jump around hollering. Get the ice out of my pants ( that was SO wrong, blue dragon ) and grab the egg sandwich off Jayde's face and throw it at blue dragon. Hits Eldest Eragon instead. Grab some moldy sandwiches and throw them at blue dragon. Projectiles hit target this time.

gets soap and shaves some off and mixes it with lasagna and throws it at saphirarox and hits her hair

Grabs a soda, some hot sauce, lemon juice, and milk. Makes a "tasty" milkshake for blue dragon. Yank open her mouth and pour the milkshake into it. Hold her nose to make her swallow.

Now we know your weakness Shoves tuna with ,milk down your mouth. PW3NAGE!

What to do to Shade of Fear.... I know!! Spits out the tuna and milk. Grabs a piece of gum and chews it really quick. Spit the gum into the tuna and milk. Run over to Shade of Fear and rubs on her/his face and hair. Don't mess with me.

Yu! Eats everything. Btw, what do u mean him/her? Im a guy lol.

Hey, don't forget about me!!

I take a pot, fill it with raw meat, add jelly to make it nice and sticky, take it to saphirarox and dumps it on his/her head. I am a girl, by the way.

I'm a girl to. Grabs the jar of jelly from Jayde and runs over to Shade of Fear. Smears jelly into his hair, amazing! Jelly works just like hair gel!! Rubs the rest onto Jayde and then add a special touch of garlic for a more smelly effect. I bet you can smell yourself all the way through the computer, can't you?lol

Um, I dumped that jelly on you.

Anyway, takes five cloves of garlic, six onions, and a dozen rotten eggs. I chop up the garlic and onions finelyi, then add the rotton eggs. I add a bit of bread mold to finish it up and dump it on saphirarox. Now YOU smell!!!

sniff-sniff... GAG!! I smell myself from the keyboard... Steals some rotten eggs from Jayde and shoves them into her mouth. (You are a girl, right?)

throws worlds largest pool of...
chile at everybody

walks in and is like caterpillar then takes the explosives out of a nuke and puts in pudding and detonates it covering everyone in pudding

Run up to Elvenwarrior and push him into a barrel of molasses. Then cover him with sugar. It seems you have a sticky little problem...

sidesteps saphirarox as she trys to push him and watches her fall into her own trap

Swerve and narrowly miss the molasses.

P.S. I've already shoved you into it. Remember I put sugar on top?

Chew a thousand pieces of chewing gum and make the world's largest gum wad. Then put it in ilian's hair. Hurriedly make a bomb filled with sardines. Run behind a table on it's side away from the rest of the fight and push the button on the detonater. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

takes cover, then once the bomb is exploded, I dump a barrel of vinager and hot sauce over saphirarox's head.

Yes, I am a girl-I think I told you that before.

throws chinese meals at everyone and says
"beware of e numbers. and though it may seem irrelevant i am also a girl"

shuvs a gerbil through a tube into ayrareincarnated ***

takes soggy, moldy bread and frogs legs and stuffs them into Glaedr94's mouth.

Dodge the vinegar and hot sauce. Point at it and say "reisa" and make it hit Jayde in the face. Some gets in her mouth.

P.S. Oops. I had forgotten. Don't get mad, get Glad.

takes a bucket of salt, two gallons of water, and a lot of ground cumin (that's a really hot spice used in chile) and dumps the whole lot on saphirarox's head.

Dodge the contents of yet another bucket and make fruit punch. Actually it's my fist covered in jelly. Hit Jayde in the stomach.


P.S. Technically, that relates to food because my fist was covered in jelly and I called it fruit punch.

I splash oil on the floor, then set a large barrel full of rotten and disgusting food(that were in the trash bin). I send saphirarox skidding across the floor and into the barrel, then I run away and hide where NO ONE can find me so she can't push me in my own trap.