ooooh ok
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Actually I'm right here. The only thing that has changed is that humans have not yet invented computers.

Woah....are you sure you didn't eat the funky mushroom and you're just hearing voices?
and on a side note: I'm finally a Captain! Took long enough xP

You're all dead. Mwahahahaha!

Fools! You are all dead! Can't you comprehend that?

*jumps to Palpie's defense*
How dare you try to kill an innocent old man! Is wanting to kill millions of people so wrong?

*eats the Eye of Sauron, the Jedi Order, and all of the Sith Lords* .... spicy....

*burp* Don't try Murtagh anytime soon. he was nasty!! amp;

How does one burn a salad?
That was actually Arya you tasted solembumer.

*eats Alageasia, the Galaxy far far away, and LOTR* .... I'm hungryyyy!

Are you suggesting that we devour a dog's head? Count me in!
nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom!

No, I was suggesting that you steal the candy from the medicine cabinet...lol

Haha, vereh nice vereh nice

How about this one?

Eating a hand can be very traumatising for an aligator.

Insta-ki...win
me and my friends want to try this one day...with fake snakes of course

What's going on?! Pictures aren't insane!!! Shame on you all! CUR-SED! CUR-SED!

*crashes in and tackleglomps eragon+arya* ARYA!!! *tackleglomps* Ohhh, right! Wrong life! Ahem! Nice to meet you? *beat* Oh, who cares! *Hugs* I'S FINALLY HERE!

*cackles insanely* I's glad to be here! New forum, new life, new friends, no three-computer-screen-long posts, it's so fun! :bounce:

Ooh, yes, Jareth! *evil cackle* You must!

Once you get shipped to an asylum everyone else goes too! *beat* We'll have to bring DD and Ulti and make it a party! xD

*evil cackle* Let the party begin!

Why, yes you may! *hands Arya the big red button next to a tiny green switch* The green switch destroys the world, the red button turns on the lights!

And it'll just be another history to put in the next Earth's fiction publishers!

Yess, indeed! *waves arms around* REMEMBER USSS!

The torture-addicted nutcase and the torture-addicted bookworm!

*reads Arya's most recent spork* *snickers* heeheeeeeee! Suethor!

Yeah, and then she wrote the story when she'd completely forgotten canon.

Indeed! Anyone could write better LOTR canon!

I could and I haven't slept in two days

i think orcs strapped to jet engines would go over well, thoughts

Hmmm, there's an idea.....

ooh, I remember getting referred to an IC fic that blatantly defied canon. *shudders* Sporkitsporkit....next chapter up yet?

Epic! :bounce:

Remember Feodoranna and her three names? *shudders*

Yep. THAT fic.

Okay, enjoy! *beat* Why do I know a bit of what you're talking about even though I've never seen White Collar? *beat* I love getting spoilers!

*facepalm* Who be it?

O....kay.... I's want to kill someone! q

You can kill my cheating now EX fiencee!!!


Is it too late to join???? Im pretty normal myself tho walls talk to me, cats hiss, cars zoom by while on fire and i have about 200 little grimmlins living under my fridge!!

doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected? and if so, whats the point of expecting the unexpected when you're just expecting the expected?

*cackles* You shall fit in well here, yes you shall! I's the torture-addicted bookworm!

Hehehehe Thanks


Boy i tell u what, my imaginary friend is really good at hide-n-seek, i haven't been able to find him for three days and i even asked the voices in my head.

Lol! My piano sheet music is exceptional at Hide 'N Seek!

I Didn't lose my mind it was stolen...by ninja penguins wearing blue jumpsuits!

:blink: Wow...you're REALLY random!

Sorry I sometime have random outburst and wonder why people look---SQUIRREL--at me like I am crazy.

Squirrel! I's loved that movie!

lol yea it was good, OOO i thought of a new way to kill someone today!!! wanna hear?!??huh huh uh?


For some reason i cant remember the human body has allot of salt in it, Thats why our blood tastes salty, But red blood cells can live in salty water. So if you take a inject someone with DISTILLED WATER it makes the red blood cells swell up and pop...You could kill someone with DISTILLED WATER LFMAO. Kill all thier red blood cells and they cant live!



Wow...im evil....*Shudders*

Yagas.... evil ideas for fanfiction!

*snickers* I learned that in Biology a couple months ago! Hypotonic solution FTW!

Well Fooy....Ok How about this..Grow some bambo in a tin planting pot...a White film will grow on the outside...Causes Natural death if consumed...:O

I's sense a torture fic growing in someone's mind...xD

To get somewhere you've never been, you need to do something you've never done.


Welcome! Would you care for some june-bugs to dip into that carmel?

I haven't been here in ages!
Narnia is fake! Tumnus told me. After he roundhouse kicked me and said I lacked a brain...anyone have a spare?

Sure! *munches down*.....Tastes like chicken!!!


I like Pie and Mtn Dew and soda and sugar and monkeys and dragons and..oh OK the voices in my head said i have to go now bye!!!

Those brains were for me! Give them back!
*attacks*
And don't come back!...until tomorrow. We may need you tomorrow. Don't ask why.
Anyone want some gelatin?