that sounds like something my cat would do.....xcept he goes for the face.......

probably should.....but he's nice for the most part.....he just gets these....moods.

someone...walked on your back? why?


though for some stupid reason, one of my friends decided to lie six of us down in a row and he said he could jump us....well i was stupid enough to be the last one in the row.....he didn't make it.....he landed on my stomach......let's just say i couldn't breathe for a while.....

oh, okay.



no, it's not that hard.....which leads me to wonder why my friend didn't make it.......but yeah, it did hurt......

i'm not sure if it was on purpose, or what......

i'm pretty sure already that it was on purpose

I've had children, lots of different mishaps and accidents, but the most painful thing for me is seeing my child in pain and not being able to take the hurt away.

that was not funny.......maybe a little, if you think that was funny, i was late for school on morning and i ran down the stairs and fell headfirst. my head was so swollen i looked like a cling on ( from star trek) for a week!!

but klingons are awesome!! lol.....jk....sorta....

i deafened myself two days ago.....not really painful until i got my hearing back.....lol.

Well... once I tried to climb a barbed wire fence to go out with some friends(I really needed to go out for a while)... and my pants got caught... and... well... I had to do those air sit-up things (which is hard when your pants are stuck to something instead of your feet) and I had to grab the top of the fence and kinda sit on the top(if you've seen a barbed wire fence you'll know how bad that hurt...) and had to undo the tangled mess and then jump back over the fence because by then I didn't want to go anywhere.

that sucks......this one time i tried getting under a barbed wire fence......the thing came back down and raked my back......

No kidding.... oww... that had to hurt... I've done that before.... also did it to my abdomen... hurt bad...

yeah, it did.......let's just say i took the long route next time....

Lol. I bet you did. Haha

yep. lol......i wished i had Brisingr (the sword) with me then.....

LOL!!! Yeah I can just imagine my little chibi image of you with brisingr. lol

lol.....yeah, i'd cut through that fence like day-old butter....lol.

I once had a particularly painful fall from my horse. We were jumping about 1.10 m when he hesitated and didn't have enough impulsion to clear it, so we crashed through the poles (knocked them flying about 10m away!) and my poor horse landed on his nose and skidded along the ground. I fell off his right hand side and landed on my neck before rolling a fair way. Luckily, although I could feel hooves knocking on my helmet, I didn't suffer any injuries to my face. So yeah my neck was in agony, couldn't move my head very far but thankfully it was all ok in the end. I definitely learnt my lessons: a) don't jump when there is no one around, b) don't keep jumping if your horse is getting tired and loses impulsion, and c) try not to land on your neck if you fall off! We had to take a day off because we were both very sore and bruised, but we were able to jump again the day after. Lets just say we didn't go near knocking any rails for quite some time.

wow, that must of hurt.



it's amazing, i actually haven't hurt myself yet today.....lol.

It did, lol. Don't jinx yourself!

lol yeah, i probably shouldn't.....

sorry, but i find that funny......

@ sid what were you doing to make it mad?

@sj have you ever been bitten by one?

I've been bitten by a squirrel because we used to rehabilitate them and I was responsible for taking care of them

we have thousands of them around here and somehow i've managed not to.....

well you don't want to for at least 2 reasons

#1. They carry rabies

#2. Their teeth are razor sharp

not all of them carry rabies.....just most of them.....

Tell me how painful the following are SOME WHICH HAVE EVEN HAPPEND TO ME!!!!!!!:Pouring snake venom in your open holes and cuts that havent' healed,cracking your head open,cracking your skull open in the result of a hole forming in your skull,lots of black holes on your cheek,and i have to many more. which do you think is more painful?

probably the snake venom......depending on which snake

i didn't say it sounded funny, i said it was funny......it takes a whole lot of....finesse to get attacked by a squirrel.....

yesterday I scratched myself on some fence wire....it left a scratch over 3 inches long

well this fence does nothing but sit in the barn...I've also torn up my ankles and feet in barbed wire before....and a long thorn stratch (not the dragon)

I have crappy luck with thorns as well. I was at my grandma's one day and i thought her fuzzy cactus pland was a toy so i held in in my hand and well lets just say my hand was a porcupine after that

that's one thing i've never had happen to me....cut by a thorn.....wow, who'da thunk it? lol......

well, everything that could happen to me has happened to me except being stuck by a thorn.....although i was cut up by grass once....lol. sharp grass.

well here's a thought- my grandma had to stay awake for 4 hours while the hospital people did surgery on her..... talk about painful now could someone stay awake that long with that much pain.....i dont' think so!

why did she have to stay awake?

well, i thought they might just knock her out with something.....

I had to have surgery when i was 10. They had to remove my adenoids, so thye stuck a sharp meatal object down my throat and pulled it out. I was spitting blood for days and everytime i swallowed i felt something movin in my throat.

wow, that's harsh.....that sucks really bad

oh, one fun thing to do is light a match and hold it in between your thumb and index finger and just let it burn out.....it's freaky, but it doesn't hurt

guess wat guys... yesterday i was watching tv and i hopped onto the couch and this wooden board that weighed 20 pounds fell on my head and it hurt so much that tears came in my eyes.....and i wasn't crying! wow it was awful but the worst part wasn't the pain on my head.. it was the fact that when tears were running down my eyes, right underneath my eyes i felt a burning sensation....it was burning so bad. so last night wasnt' the best....

where did the board come from?

well this board it's like a shelf.....it's above the couch by like 3 feet
my mom took some glass plates off it the night before i got hit...i couldv'e been really hurt..

oh, okay. ouch, that must've hurt.....

since you ruined that one, another fun thing to do is put a lit match between your teeth and lips and let it burn out.....

yeah, it's funny how safety pins aren't very safe......

well this kid in school one time he stuck a saftey pin into a little part of his skin....the part where it didn't hurt him and he let it hang...it was disgusting but i bet some of you guys have done that right? and by the way .. the burning feeling in my eyes happens every day....it was so bad today. when i got on the bus and when i got into school in the morning. i finally went to the bathroom and rinsed my eyes out but it still didn't help only a little. have you ever felt like your eyes were on fire...like burning hot fire? well that's what i get everyday.

yeah, once my eyes felt like that.....i splashed some chemical in them from chemistry.....haha, fire....it didn't feel good.

@sj-ouch..........all i can say is chemicals aren't any good to get hurt with
@silverwolf strider- wow that must've been really funny but is that even possible. i can imagine it now.how did you get apart?

no, but it kinda felt cool.....painful, but cool.....

was she mad

i got poked in the eye yesterday by a tree branch.....

last week i was in cooking class and a girl rammed into me with a hot pot and my elbow is now dark brown and really really burnt, and when i complained to her, she laughed.

uh, what about crutches?



well, i fell from my window last week....haha, that was fun

hahaha, i've been laying in bed for almost a month already. you get used to it.


well, what did you land on when you fell? cuz i fell on asphalt. lol, it was fun....

for me, an excuse to be broken up is awesome.

i still go outside when i'm broken....i don't really care that it's making it worse. it's what i meant before.

that's the part where i would've thrown him out the window. lol

no problem. lol. you'll have to shoot video of it too. lol

set the camera on a tripod and stick it in the corner of the room. and you could just put it on youtube

I don't know about ever... but I sat down on my couch yesterday and a nail sorta gouged a cut into my leg... it stings... but other than all these headaches, I'm pretty good...

why was there a nail in the couch?



i was in our attic yesterday, and i was crawling around and put my hand through a rusty nail....it was interesting. lol

if it didn't hurt, it must of missed your biggest nerve cell bundle. lol, lucky you.