wat are some of your favorite quotes from movies?

some of mine are:

"So this is how liberty dies: with thundrous applause."--Padme Amidala--Star Wars III


I am trying to find a good qoute or two from LOTR. What do you think.

" Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up."--Mr. Wayne--Batman Begins

"I am serious, and don't call me sherly"--Whoever That Guy Was--Airplane!

"This is an SUV. Humans drive them because they are slowly losing their abillity to walk"--R.J.--Over The Hedge.

"I dont know what im doing. I just make it up as i go." Indiana Jones. Raiders of the Lost Ark.

"Swing . . . or not to swing?" George from George of the jungle.

"Do good because good is good to do." Sgt. Puskov (dont remeber the movie. sorry)

Dark and difficult times lie ahead Harry, we soon must decide beetween what is right and what is easy - Dumbledore Harry Potter 4

ok here are those LOTR quotes

One of my favorites:

"Sons of Gondor, of Rohan; my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come, when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves, and shattered shields, when the age of Men comes craching down, but it is not this day. This day we fight. By all that you hold dear, on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"---Aragorn, Return of the King

All these are from Return of the King as well:

"Never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with an elf."

"What about side-by-side with a friend?"

"Aye, I could do that." --Between Legolas and Gimli


"The Eagles! The Eagles are coming!"--Pippin


"For Frodo."--Aragorn, right before he charges Sauron's horde.


"The Ring is Mine."--Frodo


"No my friends. You bow to no one. We bow to you."--Aragorn


"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for!"--Gimli

This is from the book: Return of the King:

"Arise, arise, Riders of Theoden!
Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter!
spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered!
a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!
Ride now, ride now! Ride to Gondor!"

got any other quotes, LOTR or other?

"Remember, what we do in life, echoes throughout eternity" maximus, "gladiator"

"Machi Kazlov! (Slaughter em goats)" Russian lotr, Gandalf, and "king who gets owned by lich flying on big dragon."

"Shto tu ves v jevachki, Fedor, kto teba prosil takeuh puzery naduvat! (*After the spider covers frodo in it's web* Why are you all covered in bubble gum, Mr. Frodo, I told you many times not to blow bubbles thats big!) russian lotr, Sam

"Women of this country learned long ago: Those whithout swords could still die upon them. I fear neither death nor pain."
"What do you fear my lady?"
"A cage; To stay behind bars until use & old age accept them; And all chance of valor has gone beyond recall or desire." --Eowyn & Aragorn

I also LOVE the scene with smeogol & Sam and the rabbits, but I won't type it all here. (even though I have it memorized)

"Smeagel- Wahts taters, Precious?
Sam- PO-TAT-OES, boil 'em, mas 'em, stick 'em in a stew."


Also..." STUPID FAT HOBBITS!"

i just love lotr quotes, some funny some inspiring

watch the battle of helms deep for a funny one between legolas and gimli

"then what were you doing?"sam
"sneaking" smeagol

Gimli:"He was already dead, you idiot!'
Legolas: "He twitched."
Gimli:"Thats cause my axe is imbeded in his nervous system!"
-LOTR: ROTK extended edition.

I also love the one i think its ot LOTR ROTK Extended but..


When Legolas jumps pn to the elephant and kills alll the men adn the elephant...


Gimli- "THAT STILL ONLY COUnTS AS ONE!"

Yeah, I think thats in the original, too...



"Hell with this, I'm livin'!" Kaley~ Serenity.

"Can you skip to the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a ninty pound girl! That just never seems to get old!" Wash~ Serenity.

LMHO, i LOVE the twitching 1!!

i also like when Legolas & Gimli are having a drinking contest in ROTK extended.
Legolas is working on his, like 50th cup of beer and he says,
"I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me!"

Serenity quotes. Hmm... From the gag reel

You were listening to us, weren't you?
Yes.
And did you heard us fight?
No.
TRAP!

I LOVE THAT PART! Its awesome!

Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have - Hermione

This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this. - Harry Potter

D'you think we've got nothing better to do in Potions than listen to Snape? - Ron

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - Mr. Weasly
Harry Potter books

"ANIKIN!"
"Careful, sir, we're in a bit of a situation here!" ~Staw Wars III

"I dont mind flying, but what your doing is suicide!" ~Star Wars II


"My Precious." ~Smeagol

Now you can tell all your friends that you died scratching my balls! -Casino Royale (2006)

Well, I understand double-ohs have a very short life expectancy. So your mistake will be short-lived.
-Casino Royale (2006)

"The pen is mightier than the sword." Markus Brody from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

I love that one because it leads to an explosion.

"You're welcome." random battle droid to gen greivous ep III

"GRNNN!! GRRR UGNN AGGGHH GRNA!"-- CHEWIE ( dont ask what it means i made it up)

"Angus! God poured your brains in with a teaspoon & somebody jiggled his arm!!" - The Apple Dumpling Gang

Bal kote, darasume kote
Jorso'ran kando a tome.
Sa kyr'am Nau tracyn kad, Vode an.---Mandolorian War Chant

Translation:

And glory, eternal glory
We shall bear its weight together,
Forged like the saber in the fires of death, Brothers all.


"Lets be clear on what we're trained to do, gentlemen. We go in and extract hostages by any means necessary. We don't ask for ID. We don't take targets alive. We don't avoid damaging the furniture. When you send us in, there is no happy ending."
--Republic Commando RC 1309 "NINER"

from Star Wars Republic Commando: Triple Zero

"wars come and go but my weroirs stay eternal"
xxxstate of the union

"a solution always presents itself." indianas father from the Last Crusade.

"DON'T CALL ME JUNIOR!"--Indiana before he steals a nazis machine gun and kills two of them

"Broady once got lost in his own museum" --indiana(not sure of wording)

i like those too. that movie can be funny. oo oo i got one.


"I suddenly remembered my shawlamain. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky." Indianas father.

ya, right after he makes that messersmit crash by getting the birds to fly

i liked it when he shot his own plane, and when indian threw that guy out the window and said "no ticket" and all those other people gave him theres, and when he said "Heil Hitler!" and punched the guy, oh that was in the book. o and when hitler signed the diary

i know its great especially when indianas dad takes the side cannon of the tank and blows up that truck. hence the quote the pen is mightier than the sword.

" i know less than half of you half as well as u would like, and i like less than half of u half as weell as you deserve. " - bilbo bagins- lotr feloship of the ring

o i love that part! al the hobbits are just like "hu!?!?!?! its so funny

is that a funny movie?

Oh heres a lotr quote from the book "the fellowship of the Ring"

"The road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the road is gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and erands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.

That one wasn't from the movie, it was from the book, but yeah the movie is really funny!

o thnx

another LOTR quote:

Tree Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all andin the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

"I heard an animal make that sound once, but when they rolled him over he was dead." ~One of the three Amigo's, Happy Feet

LOTR quote! THis is from ROTK..the movie. NOt sure if this is in extended orn ot.


"Ring Wraith-FOOL! No Man can kill me! DIE NOW!
Aeowyn(or whatever htat lady from Rohan is)- I am no Man. "


She then plunges her sword into the RingWraiths face and he implodes...I love that part.

Love it!! lol

U missed the delivery, but thats OK. Making the baby's the fun part - Robots
lol

Dont remember what this is from, but:

Kid: Daddy!

Dad: ...What?

Kid: There's a monster in my room!

Dad:...Well, I hope he eats you because you're a noob!

"What you do in this life does not define who you are, what defines you is how quickly and well you rise after falling."

the guy from airplane was the doctor


here are mine


"I became bullimic." "You can read minds?" Ben Stiller- Zoolander

The bags of sand thing- The 40 year old virgin

"F*ck you!" - Scarface

i love the one that Gandalf make in the movie about death, how its just another journey

and bilbo has a good one in the Hobbit, about how its dangerous to step outside, can anyone get it?

Oh, this question is easy.
I love Harry Potter movies, and I Sirius Black.
“If you made a better rat than a human, that’s not much to boast about.”
I couldn't stop laughing when Sirius said that in Harry Potter and POA.

Troy
-- Men are haunted by the vastness of eternity. And so we ask ourselves: will our actions echo across the centuries? Will strangers hear our names long after we are gone, and wonder who we were, how bravely we fought, how fiercely we loved?

(that one is in my siggy for now)

Gladiator
--"Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."
--What we do in life echoes in eternity.
and the best one of all from gladiator (that i have memorized)
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. (i always cry when he says this)

PotC 1
--You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?
--Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
--But why is the rum gone?
--This is just like what the Greeks done at Troy. 'Cept they was in a horse instead o' dresses. Wooden 'orse.
-- Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
Ragetti: Parley?
Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parley. Parley.
Pintel: Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parley".
Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.

PotC 2
--Hide the rum!
--My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature tells me that you are troubled.
--Lift it! Lift it like it were a lady's skirt!
--Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.
--I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?
--You know, these clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.

ahh i [heart] Pirates

so long so long so long and thanks for all the fish

- the dolphins off hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

"Precious" -- Gollum --'Lord of the Rings (LOTR)

"You smell funny." - Jack Sparrow

"There are no failures, only opportunities." -Queen Savilla -Obsidian Trilogy

'Success is only moving from one failure to another'- homeroom teacher qouting some dead guy

'You're a forest doe, and for you, capture is death'-Tristan
'You're the woodland creature; I'm a child of the sea. I lived in the water since the time I was born' -Isolde
''With waves for playfellws. And the dolphins to guard you when you swim far out.'- Tristan
'Whereas you were born in a deep dark wood, and grew like an Oak tree, rooted in the land. You're the land, I'm the sea. Land and sea together-' -Isolde
'-make the whole earth' -Tristan; Isolde, Queen of the Western Isle

Besides monks meditate they dont medicate. - kale Dragon quest

don't worry Ginny we'll bring you back a hogwarts toilet seat - weasly twins Hp sorserers stone

Arthur: "What does that mean?"
Zaphod: "It means we might be on to something!"
Ford: "How soon till we can get off?" ~The Hitchhikers Guide To the Galaxy: (I cant remember. The last book I think.)

"Boat. Car. Boat. Man, your not about to do what I think your gonna do?" 2Fast 2Furious

"But I dont like lollipops...." Artemis Fowl

"You didnt tell dad, did you? MOM!!!! Dont tell them my mom came and bailed us all out of jail!" Linous~ Ocean's Twelve

Isn't that just the firework's night rhyme?

Yeah, but the rhyme's been around for hundreds of years- literally. I don't think America celebrates it, but it links to fireworks/Guy Fawkes night here in England.

I can't think of any good quotes...

"It's just a flesh wound" Monty python (sp)
"Be gone with you your mother was a hamster and father smelt like the seent of elder barries." also Moynty Python
This one isn't from a movie or book its from a computer game "Events have come to a pity past when a king must coward in his castle but cowerd i must." Lionheart from stronghold currsader
"I just wanted to be your alliy(sp) really i did." the snake when your killing hom.
Sorry for it not being a book or movie i wasn't sure if posting a topic for computer games would get locked.

Wolveriene: Wait!
Cyclops: How do we knoe its you?
Wolveriene: Your a dick
Cyclops: ok!

~ X-Men

"My mother was a worm and my father was a caterpillar, but I am okay with that. (sniff)" Kahlil~ Jonah

Sue: "Johnny, dont even think about it."
Johnny: "Never do."

Nurse: "Wow. Your hot."
Johnny: "Thanks. So are you!" ~Fantastic Four

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, funniest movie I've ever seen.

"I fart in your general direction"-French Guard

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."-French Guard

King Arthur: We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier : What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier: Am I right?
King Arthur: I'm not interested!
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard: It could be carried by an African swallow.
King Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
1st soldier: Oh yeah, an African swallow, maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
Second Swallow-Savvy Guard: But then the African swallow's not migratory...

Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
Dead Body: I'm not dead.
Dead Collector: What?
Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
Dead Body: I'm not dead.
Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
Dead Body: I'm not.
Dead Collector: He isn't.
Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Dead Body: I'm getting better.
Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Dead Body: I don't want to go on the cart.
Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Dead Collector: I can't take him.
Dead Body: I feel fine.
Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
Dead Collector: I can't.
Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
Dead Collector: Thursday.
Dead Body: I think I'll go for a walk.
Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Dead Body: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with a whack of his club]
Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Man with Dead Body: Right.

King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not. You're English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?
French Soldier: I'm French. Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king?
Sir Galahad: What are you doing in England?
French Soldier: Mind your own business.

Minstrel: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils ripped and his bottom burned off and his Help me!...
Sir Robin: That's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads... looks like there's dirty work afoot.

Sorry for the really long post.

Fantasy: *gasp* He's Possesed!!!
Horror: He's Insane!!
Adventure: He's My Kind Of Guy!!!


Fantasy: Now why'd u have to grabbing my like that and messing up my pantyhose? Now i gotta reajust my little mermaid underwear

~~The Pagemaster~~

Heres a random quote lol:
From Open Season-
"Some people just chitter chatter till the cows come home. What does that mean bob? Where have the cows been???"(i hav no idea its just everytime i hear that i start laughin lol)

Inuyasha movie 1
Kagome Higurashi: Hey how do you like that? I'm only asking if you like the taste!
Inuyasha: Wait! I knew something was missing.
Kagome Higurashi: Something missing? What do you mean?
Inuyasha: You know what I mean
[digs through Kagome's backpack]
Inuyasha: Oh great, here it is!
[He holds up package of ramen noodles. Kagome gets VERY angry and starts walking away]
Inuyasha: Kagome, boil up some water for me would ya?
Kagome Higurashi: [Growls] Inuyasha.
[Turns around]
Kagome Higurashi: Sit boy!
[Inuyasha falls to the ground]
Kagome Higurashi: Sit-sit-sit-sit-sit... SIT BOY!
[Inuyasha goes deeper and deeper into the ground]
Kagome Higurashi: [Storms off] Thanks for nothing!
Shippo: I've heard her say "sit" before, but never like that.
Miroku: Call it punishment for not considering Kagome's feelings.


Inuaysha movie 3
Inuyasha: Don't you trust me?
Kagome Higurashi: Sure, I trust you! I just don't want you running off by yourself again!

Eragon(thinking): "I could've beaten him, I just didn't want to hurt the old man."

Saphira(thinking): "Of course you could have."

Eragon: "Dont dragons breathe fire?"

Brom: "She is not yet old enough to sustain a flame."

Saphira(thinking): "Lucky for him."

-Eragon

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"there once was a magical elf,
who lived in a rainbow tree,
she lived downstairs from a flatulant dwarf,
who was constantly having to pee.

one day the elf could take no more,
so she went and knocked on the rude dwarves door,
and what do you know, then they both,
WERE MARRIED!!"

-Open Season

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"will someone get this walking carpet out of my way!" -pincess leia-star wars a new hope

FRODO
I wish the ring had never come to me...I wish none of this had happened.

GANDALF
So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

"We must choose between what is right and what is easy" - Albus Dumbledore.

These are two from Star Wars: The New Jedi Order: Traitor

"This threshold," he announce through a happy grin, "is mine. I claim it for my own. Bring on your thousands, one at a time or all in a rush. I don't give. None Shall Pass."

--Ganner Rhysode, Jedi Knight, right before he gives his life to give Jacen Solo the time he needed. He defeated dozens of Yuzhan Vong in single combat, and hundreds more when he collapsed the roof, killing them and himself.

"A lightsaber is an interesting weapon, A blade unique in the history of warfare. A paradox, not unlike the Jedi who wield it: those peaceful warriors, those who kill in the service of life. Have you ever noticed? The blade is round. It has no edge. But it is a lightsaber--which means it is nothing but edge. There is no part of this blade that does not cut. Curious, yes? Symbolic, one might say."---Vergere, Jedi Knight of the Old Republic, and Teacher of Jacen Solo.

PIPPIN
"...And besides, you need people of intelligence on this sort of mission...quest...thing."

MERRY
"That rules you out Pippin."

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"Fool of a Took! Why don't you throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!"-Gandalf

Recruit: Beauitful mornin' Sergeant Major
Sergeant Major: What are you? A F****** weatherman now?


-We were Soldiers-

"My Precioussssssssssss...." - Smeagol from the lord of the rings.

Ascobal: "Please let me go sir"
Nathaniel: "I have one more task for you"
Ascobal: "Can i go after this task , please sir?"
Bartimaeus: "I'm just here to watch you get your task and then I'm off home. isn't that right "Sir"?"
[note the sarcasm when Bartimaeus adressed Nathaniel as "sir"]

- The Bartimaeus Trilogy -

"Just like all things pass, even darkness must pass in the end. There is some good in this world Mr Frodo, and we must hand onto that good." Samwise - The Lord of the Rings.

See my sig the the BEST LOTR qoute ever! Its from Return of the King Exteneded Edition.

ABRAM: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON: I do bite my thumb, sir.
ABRAM: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON: No sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I bite my thumb, sir.
GREGORY: Do you quarrel, sir?
ABRAM: Quarrel, sir? No, sir.
SAMPSON: But if you do, sir, I am for you. I serve as good a man as you.
ABRAM: No better.
GREGORY: [Aside to Samson] Say 'better', here comes one of my master's kinsmen.
SAMPSON: Yes, better, sir.
ABRAM: You lie.
SAMPSON: Draw, if you be men. [They fight].

"I thought I would never again feel the hope that being with her had brought to my life." he frowned deeply as though puzzled by his own words, his own thoughts. "But I was wrong, I feel that hope again. Thanks to you."
Christopher Carrion (Lord of Midnight) to Candy in the book Abarat: Days of Magic, Nights of War.


"I don't suppose your eyes ever pop out," I said.

" I don't think so," Hattie smiled complacently.

"They're too small to pop."

Ella to Hattie in the book, Ella Enchanted.

Best LOTR quote right here:
"I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!" -Sam, The Return of the King

Others:
-"FREEDOM!!!!" -William Wallace, Braveheart
-"Here's looking at you, kid." Humphrey Bogart's character, Casablanca
-"Wars not make one great." Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back
-"Size matters not." Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back
-"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will, as it did Obi-wan's apprentice." Yoda, The Empire Strikes Back
-"We choose a leader for his heart." "But I am not without fear." "Without fear, there cannot be courage. But when we are together, it is our enemies who should be afraid!" "Are we together than, Saphira... AS ONE?!" -between Eragon and Saphira, Eragon

Gimli: "He was already dead, you idiot!"
Legolas: "He twitched."
Gimli: "Thats cause my axe is embedded in his nervouse system!"

Keever McD, your sig is my fav.

Mine is the quote in LOTR where the kings daughter kills one of the dark kings the guy says "No Man can Kill me!"

Than the daughter rips off her helmet stabs him and says "I'm no Man"

Sorry but I don't no the exact words

Blades of Glory:


Some Guy: Did u take steriods?

Skater: A little bit, About a half a cup.

hmmm... 1 of my favorites is
"borat"- House owner- Yes im retired...
Borat- Oh you are retarted.... Is it Mental... or Physical??
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Then of course my sig shows my favorites from Eragon

dragonrider327: Please do not double post!

"Where you made me ride that d**n camel? That bit my a$$?" -Sahara

Kurt: Only grown-up men are scared of women.

Sound of Music

http://eddings.cjb.net/ has some good ones. if its on the wrong page, on the side it has a list of subtitles. look in quotes.

theres one in my sig too

I would have to say..... Well, I can't say, it would sensor the first word. Anybody seen the movie "O Brother Where Art Thou" with George Clooney? If you have, my quote is what he keeps saying in the barn at Pete's cousin's house, you know, where they accidently blow up the artillery truck and then Pete's nephew rams through the barn door in that old car? I think it's somewhere around the beginning of the movie... Oops, rambling on.

This is the very last lines from a book called "The Dark FOundations" Book three in the "Lamb Among the Stars series. Its thousands of years in the future.

"Vero, you remember you said there were people who would follow me to the gates of hell?"
Vero nodded. "A figure of speech."
"We'd better fine them. That's where we're going."

Merral is the name of the guy who's talking and I love that line, cause it just drips with the defiance he's been showing the whole book!

From another book called Eye of the Oracle. Makaidos and Thigocia are mates. They're dragon's.

Makaidos watched Roxil soar away above them and then playfully glared at Thigocia, shaking his head. "You're daughter is as funny as a spear in the belly."
Thigocia sighed and rested her head on the ground. "She gets her jokes from you."

I just find that line funny for some reason.

hey keever, u read that? good book that, wainting for the second, already read the first series. u? maybe it was thespear in the belly part

this is from a video game, Medal of Honor Frontline, by i think eisenhower, about d-day

and when he gets to heaven
to st. peter he will tell
another soldier reporting sir
i've served my time in hell.

i thot it was really neat.

Oh, I just remembered a few others from Eragon (the book, not the movie).
Not entirely sure of the exact wording, but I can get it pretty close.

-"Live in the present and don't fear the future, for it doesn't exist and never shall." Saphira

-"The worth is in the act. Your worth halts when you surrender the will to change and experience life. The deeds will give you new hope and purpose." Saphira

-"The only true guide is your heart. Nothing less than its supreme desire can help you." Saphira

-"It is our destiny to attempt the impossible, to accomplish great deeds regardless of fear. It is our responsibility to the future." Saphira

I feel I just have to say this. Not only were all of those quotes said by Saphira, but almost everyone of them came off the same page. Is CP a great author or what? To have that many great quotes on the same page in his FIRST book, who knows what he'll achieve further on in his career?

"Do you hear her?" Numair shouted at the sky "She wanted to talk to the dolphins so she stopped her own blessed heart!" -From Wolf Speaker (It is a book)

"Rand, you can cry! You won't melt if you cry!"
"I don't have time for that either." -Between Rand and Min after he had to kill one of his men. (From the 9th book of the wheel of time). It is so sad, but I like drama.