The best part of Pitch Black was when they shooted innocent survivor because they though it's Riddick while Riddick was sitting under umbrella drinking some coctail and calmly watching 'em

yeah, i cant wait for enochs ghost, my moms pickin it up tommorrow, woooo!!!

anyways, just read the maximum ride books, and there are some funny ones.

oof the top of my head

"Crap"--Max

it doesnt matter which time she says it, she says it a lot. wonder why...

and she says: "Oh, crap"

i love when gazzy sings the constapation song. its a good song.

there are too many amazing comebacks and burns and insults in these books that it would take forever to find them all.

heres one

jeb: hello max. how do you feel

max-brightly: why, i feel fine, Jeb. How about you?"

jeb: any nausea? headache?

max: yep. and its standing here talking to me."

this is after shes been captured by evil scientists and strapped to a bed with velcro straps

"Ignite!" Sapphira Adi, Oracle of Fire

Gold is power-Artemis, artemis fowl, great book, read it

Idk it word for word, But in the second Band of Brothers, Lt. Winters says to a private after being dropped into France, "We're not lost private. We're
in Normandy."

i thought it was funny, because Normandy's pretty big!!

"Wild!" he said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again ... and again ... and again. . ."-Ronald Weasly to Harry Potter in 4th book

not exactly the quote cnt remeber exact words but:

"So tell me again why were here?" -Max
"To watch manly men to do manly things."- Fang

lol i will see if its the correct quote. ill try nd find the uote somewhere but i think its right..

Three views of crystal water-
Saya no uchi no kachi saya. To win the victory without drawing the sword.

Yeah, i have a face, and i'd like to keep it. i hope that's not going to be a problem for anyone.--Corran Horn. SW:X-Wing: The Krytos Trap

Tyria: "I think that you left the profesion of medicine because it's your nature to make everyone feel worse about everything."

Phanan: "Ooh. I've been skewered. I will now take seventeen hours to reevaluate my life."
-SW:X-W-wing: Wraith Squadron


Donos: "Pretty. What do we blow up first."
-SW:X-Wing: Solo Command


Wedge: "Sithspit! What's that?"

Janson: "That's the sun, Wedge. It's after dawn."

Wedge: "Well, it offends me. Turn it off."

Janson: "It's a hundred thirty, hundred fourty million klicks (kilometers) from here."

Wedge: "Go up in your X-wing and shoot it down for me."




Tycho: "Have you ever thought of sleeping boss?"

Wedge: "Which is, exactly, what?

Tycho: "Sort of beinglike shot until you're unconsious, except there's no bacta (a type of medicine) and you often end up feeling better than when you started."

Wedge: "Sounds good. I'll give it a try sometime."




Janson: You know how I really sort of liked this place when we got here?"

*Wedge nods*

Janson: Well, it's worn off.

Wedge: I thought you like high romance and skulking and impossible shallow love affairs and everything they have here in abundance.

Janson: I do. I just don't like all the competition. Really, Wedge, when you can't even do a stakeout without bumping into six or eight other guys in the same corridor, on the samme mission---.
-SW:X-Wing: Starfighters of Adumar

idk, i think just a phrase. of the nine books in that series, that one is the funniest. wedge, janson, hobbie, and tycho are all good friends, and there are a LOT of funny parts, especially involving Janson.

whatever it is, wouldn't want to find out the hard way!!! x-wing is a really good series though.

Adventures are
funny things.
Some streak down upon you
like a storm.
Others emerge only hen many
years have passed
and somthing forgotten is revealed.
They can be discovered upon a
dusty bookshelf or
even the yellowed pages of an
ancient map.
They promise great reward.
But no adventure is without risk.

--The Rise of the Wyrm Lord, The Door Within Trilogy

Fett-"Nice shot."
Mirta-"Not me. Didn't fire."
Fett-"What is this, a crash epidemic?"
Mirta-"I think we have help."
Fett-"I hate help I didn't ask for."

Boba Fett and Mirta Gev. SW: Sacrifice


"Don't talk to me."

"Why not?"

"Because I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret......"

Ron and Hermione, Goblet of Fire

i ve nevr seen nething like it. it was a one man army!

"Sir I got a Ministry of Magic leaflet by owl, about security measures we should all take against the Death Eaters....."

Yes, I received one myself. Did you find it useful?"

Not really.

No, I thought not. You have not asked me, for instance, what is my favorite flavor of jam, to check that I am indeed Professor Dumbledore and not an imposter.

"I didn't......."

For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry. . . .although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself."

Harry and Dumbledore, Half-Blood Prince.



"I here you met the Minister of Magic over Christmas?"

"Yes. He's not very happy with me."

"No. *sighs* He is not very happy with me either. We must try not to sink beneath our anguish, Harry, but battle on."

*same as before*

another very good one

come back to me, i'll get some good ones

it can count.

From Republic Commandos:True Colors

Fi: "Look Ma, no hands!"
Darman: "You dont got a Ma!"
Fi: "Maybe a nice old lady will adopt me, Im very lovable"

Mereel: "You rely on that black stuff way too much. It's all about stealth, you see. Stealth, and a nice big Cip-Quad, of course."

Fi: "His men will follow him anywhere, ner vod. But only out of curiosity."

Mereel: "Okay, get curious then."

Nothing I like better than killing crab-boys--Bevinn, Revelation

"A hamster called. He wants his home back."--Max, The Final Warning

This is from the movie Loving Annabelle:

The only real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new Eyes.

This is a terrific quote I just heard on No Country for Old Men. Great movie, btw!

Anton: Call it.

I dont understant why that is such a neat and scary line, but it's neat and scary.

Serenity Captain says to Simon. "If anything happens to your sister, anything at all I will be choked up. Really! There might be tears."

There is another one but I don't remeber the guys name. Well any way he says it to Kally. "I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if I think he is going to start a fair fight. Or if their is a woman involved, or if I'm getting payed. Especially when I'm getting payed. But eating people alive, where does that get fun!"

Jayne:
"What'd youall order a dead guy for?"

It's a pity Bilbo didn't stab him when he had the chance. Pity?! It was pity that stayed Bilbo's, not to strike without need. Many who live deserve death, and many who die deserve life. Can you give it to them Frodo? Than do not be to hasty deal out judgment.
This comes from the Lord of the Rings. This is the quote that has always stuck with me, along with the one on my signature!

Oh, right, sorry about that. I haven't read Harry Potter in so long that I'm mixing up the books or something.

From an Indian movie called Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge:

Raj Malhotra: Do you love me?
Simran Singh: More than anyone else.
Raj Malhotra: Do you trust me?
Simran Singh: More than I trust myself.

This one's from Wolf Brother by Michelle Paver:

Torak's father: "Look behind you, Torak."

lol, I guess I'll bring back Avatar quotes.

From Book 2, Chapter 3: Return to Omashu:

Aang: This isn't about finding a teacher. This is about finding my friend.

That was good, too.

Katara: Sokka, you've got an elbow leech!
Sokka: AHHH! Where, where?
Katara: Where do you think?

~The Swamp

lol, it's okay.

From The Cave of Two Lovers:

Chong: We're nomads. Happy to go wherever the wind takes us!
Aang: You're nomads? That's great; I'm a nomad!
Chong: He-hey, me too!
Aang: I know... You just said that.

@forsworn: I'm guessing she took it right from an ASN transcript, and sometimes they use different codes than normal.

Lol that was funny!

Here's one from Avatar The Siege of the North Part 2:

Zuko: [to Katara] You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun.

By the way, that fight was some major Zutara evidence!

lol, of course!

From The Avatar Returns:

Zuko: I've spent years preparing for this encounter. Training. Meditating. You're just a child!
Aang: Well, you're just a teenager.

Lol I found that quote somewhere! I just forget where. What episode was that again? The first one?

Here's one from the Storm:

Sokka: "I'm too young to die!"
Old Fisherman: "I'm not, but I still don't wanna!"

No, it's from the second.

Also from The Storm:

Sokka: Wait, this was in my dream. We shouldn't go to the market.
Katara: Why, what happened in your dream?
Sokka: FOOD EATS PEOPLE!

Oh okay.

Lol maybe someone's foodbending it!

Here's one that Ursa said from Zuko Alone:

Ursa: "Zuko, please, my love, listen to me. Everything I've done, I've done to protect you. Remember this, Zuko. No matter how things seem to change, never forget who you are."

That is one of the best quotes from Avatar.

Also from Zuko Alone:

Azula: Mom, can you make Zuko play with us? We need equal teams to play a game.
Zuko: (emphatically) I am not cart wheeling.
Azula: You won't have to. Cart wheeling's not a game, (under her breath) dumb dumb.

Lol ya it definitely...inspired Zuko, I would say.

From the Southern Air Temple:

Uncle Iroh: So this is how the great commander Zhao acts in defeat... disgraceful! Even in exile my nephew is more honorable then you. Thank you again for the tea. It was delicious.
[They leave]
Prince Zuko: Did you really mean what you said, Uncle?
Uncle Iroh: Of course. I love Ginseng tea.

lol, everytime I see the episode you post from, I think of a good quote from it. Anyways:

From The Southern Air Temple:

Katara: Aang, I know you're upset and I know how hard it is to lose the people you love. I went through the same thing when I lost my mom. Monk Gyatso and the other Airbenders may be gone, but you still have a family. Sokka and I, we're your family now.
Sokka: Katara and I aren't going to let anything happen to you. Promise.

Lol that was good quote! What a moron! lol And a sicko too!

This is from The Boy in the Iceberg: (Isn't weird how all the funny quotes are from the first episodes and then the serious ones come later on?)

Sokka: What is that?
Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka: Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

Yeah, that is weird.

From the Northern Air Temple:

Katara (sitting down next to Sokka): Do you think we'll really find Airbenders?
Sokka (whittling): You want me to be like you, or totally honest?
Katara (folding her arms): Are you saying I'm a liar?
Sokka: I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing basically.

Lol those two always seem to be fighting!

From the Boy in the Iceberg (I think):

Aang: Wow, I haven't cleaned my room in 100 years... Not looking forward to that...

Once again, a funny quote!

Actually I think it's from The Avatar Returns. Sorry, but I have this stupid need to be right.

From The Desert:

Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?

lol!

Season 3, Episode 9:
Appa: (camera pans right to Appa, who is standing on his hind legs like a human and pointing his finger as if to give a lecture) You've got to take care of yourself. You can't go on like this.

man, dat was soo funny!

Lol that was a pretty weird episode!

Here's one from Avatar State:

Prince Zuko: I want the Avatar. I want my honor, my throne. I want my father not to think I'm worthless.
Uncle Iroh: I'm sure he doesn't. Why would he banish you if he didn't care?
[Zuko walks off]
Uncle Iroh: Err, that came out wrong, didn't it?