True...after all no one alive has encountered one...notice how I said alive

yes, that is sad. maybe dragons should stop eating us.

Yea...we only made thmem go almost extinct lol.

oh i got why they went extinct. its because they ate each other. or in the words of c.s. lewis: "nothing tastes finer to a dragon than fresh dragon"

A great quote...one that all dragons should pay attention to!

lol, yes they should. must be gruesome at a feast

aye but wouldn't that mean they would be cannibals.

Yes, but that dosn't make them bad, rather have them eating each other than munchin on me...

me too

dragons are big and i dont want to be in one

Awww come on...it'll be fun! lol
Anyways...isnt this kind of off topic...nvm...

well really the topic is matter of opinion. there's no real proof.

Yea i suppose your right...what next?

uhhhh, we talk about fat dragons falling on drunk people

Good idea...what color do you think the dragon would be?

black. definitely black. black dragons are awesome

Yes...how much would it weigh...im going for 40,000 pounds. lol.

lol, how'd it get off the ground?

a special crane for fat dragons, lol

No Galby lifted him! This is an inside joke!

lol, that'd be weird, galby folllows the dragon everywhere holding it up with magic

maybe its not with magic. maybe he never wanted to be an evil leader, but a body builder. but his mom said he'd amount 2 nothing so he did as she said

lol, that must get tiring that way. lol

I doubt it...I still think he's fat so he won't be able to lift it...

yea maybe he's one of the rare stong fat ppl

well he is an ex-dragonrider

Can sumos lift dragons? Cause if they can then Galby can!

idk, we should ask one.

And get crushed? No way man!

well you just got to be fast on the feet. lol

Please...they may be fat but they can jump high and long. lol.

well you can take a baseball bat and go boom. lol

But their fat absorbs it...its not fun!

well then sweep the leg and hit them over the head with a cane. lol

But their legs are too fat for them to trip and they have head fat!

okay, then treat them like a bear, run down hill so they'll overbalance and roll down the hill

well it's cuz no one else was posting and we both already knew each other's opinions...

Yea...so whats your opinion? We'll continue if you dont tell us!

i've got a new theory:

dragons existed.
men existed.
the middle ages ended.
guns were invented.
dragons kept attacking men.
men shot dragons.
dragons died in extreme rates.
dragons went extinct.

Ohhh...I like it...although it would be cool if they went extinct cause we fired some nukes at their last colony...

except that means they would've had to exist during WWII, which would mean we definitely would have some photographic evidence of them

Or we just fired a random nuke at an unknown place...

but with all our technology in those days someone would've found evidence and we wouldn't have to question whether they existed

But doesnt a nuke completely destroy everything in its radius therebye annialating the evidence?

no but i mean if they existed during that time period, and since we had radar, someone would've found one and then because we had photographs, someone would've taken a picture before we accidentally nuked them

But wouldn't he get killed by the nuclear radiation?

not if he got out of the country before they nuked it

Yea...I'm just trying to disprove this whole thing, lol.

i know. lol, but still, maybe the cavemen invented a nuclear bomb and accidentally nuked them

And that is why we went into the dark ages?

well yeah eventually we did. lol

you guys are weird....they were probably around when the dino's were

well obviously we're weird. lol


but yeah, and then they went extinct by eating a poisonous dinosaur

"Ohhh...that looks yummy!"
*everyone eats and dies*
The oldest and wisest dinosaur (just before death): I told you we shouldt have eaten that!
His wife (about to die also): Oh get over yourself!

lol, then the dinosaur gets up "HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Then he'd talk into a primitive phone: Mission Accomplished!

nah, he'd send smoke signals. lol

And then all the dinosaurs would choke to death.

yes, that's how they went extinct! we've cracked the secret!

50 billion is coming our way man!

awesome! maybe i can get a lamborghini now. lol

Maybe...im getting oe...hehe my sister will be so anoyed.

is she on this forum?

Well maybe in outher (paralel)universes? i think the stature of the body of an dragon is able to live. I personaly am dreaming of beeing the rider of saphira. it would be great to have someone you can tell everythink or to fly with sutch a beautifull creature. to live your own live without have to go to school or must make a borring hard job or somethink like this

yeah, that'd be awesome if other universes existed

I'd like that...go to another one and steal some dragons...

bring them back to earth and then they take over the world...

Yea...that would be so cool.

too bad we'd be dead before the coolness of it came

Or we'd be like "Man that is awesome!" *dies*

this would be me:

*dragons flying overhead, shrieking and scorching us with fire*

me: *runs around, bouncing head to since october and screaming like a manic and chugging coffee* WHOOOOOO!!!

*dragon kills me*

Coffee...the worlds curse! MWAHAHA! Maybe that is how dragins went extinct lol.

maybe that's how we'll bring them back

We'll bring them back with coffee?!?!?!?!

yes, so much that if Satan had a better coffee machine than God, I'd go be best buds with the devil. lol jkjk

Ok...now I'm going to back away slowly...

smart cookie. lol


but you gotta admit, devil's pretty cool. lol

No he isn't! I thought I'd never hear this from you! *sobs*

I believe to an extent, like they were here once, but they are long-gone.

yeah, like they're definitely extinct, otherwise we would've found them by now

Yea...its sad isn't it...I WANNA BE DESTROYED!!

yeah, so do i! while drinking coffee! lol

Or, they would have found us, lol Nessie was the last, untill she was run over by a boat....

nah, one of the dead dragons trapped her above water and she suffocated

Lol, I thought she was hit by a boat going for a record speed.

"She died in a car accident!!" lol.

yeah, a car fell over a cliff and knocked her unconscious and she died

Teacher: Now what does this teach us kids?
Kids: Never drive a car to fast!
Teacher: No! Of course not! Never drive a car over a cliff! Sheesh! Kids these days!

lol!


underwater sea monster teachers will be teaching their kids not to float too near the surface

Nessie's mom: I told that ungrateful child NEVER to go near the surface!! AND HOW DOES SHE REPAY ME?!?! HOW?!?!

NESSIE"S DAD: OHHHH! If SHE COMES BACK DOWN HERE SHE IS SOOO GROUNDED!!!!!

the Loch Ness EMT's: we're sorry sir, your daughter's dead.


Nessie's parents: *CRY*

The car driver: THE LOCH NESS MONSTER?!?!?! IM RICH!!!!!!!!!

good luck with your riches, mate.

Ok...I know...my joke was lame; and blind; and pretty much dead...

no it wasn't that, i was just going along.

Oh..."I know that...don't think that I don't."

poor Nessie though...flattened by a car

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