Oh my gosh *Dies*

One of my friends turned sixteen yesterday, and we were talking about it via PM on fanfiction:

Me: Happy Birthday, Heather!
Heather: HAPPY MY BIRTHDAY, ROWANA!!!
Me: Yay! *Gives you a cake*
Heather: YAY! *Throws a party hat at you* *Gasp* OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW THE TIP WAS SO POINTY!!!
Me: *Dies*
Heather: *Cries*
Me: *Comes back to life*
Heather: So what are you doing for your birthday?
Me: I'm not having one this year.
Heather: What?
Me: Yeah. I've decided that I don't want to get older this year.
Heather: *Dies*
Me: *Noms your cake*
Heather: EEEEP! YOU GOT THE PART WITH THE SPRINKLES!!!!
Me: Hmmm....what flavour was it?
Heather: The part with the sprinkles?
Me: The part with the sprinkles.
Heather: The part that YOU got with the sprinkles?
Me: The part that I got with the sprinkles.
Heather: Rice Krispie.
Me: *Chokes, gags, and otherwise expresses disgust* HOW COULD YOU, HEATHER?!!!!
Heather: What? I like Rice Krispies.
Me: But WHY?
Heather: Snap is SO cute!
Me: caterpillar. *Dies*
Heather: *Giggles happily* What?
Me: You're in love. With a cereal man. Who looks like Matt. MATT. Of all people.
Heather: I like Matt too, now excuse me while I go prepose to him.
Me: *Shakes head sadly*

XD Yes, almost all of our conversations are really that random XP

Quote of epic WIN from a genious called Rydd Rider in her fanfiction "Trick of the eyes"

Will: "Halt?"

Halt: Another question?

Will: *Gasps* You answered a question with another question!

Halt: Yeah, so you'd better spit it out before I answer violence.

*Dies laughing* AweSOOOME! XP Oh, another favourite!

Roxas: *Sees note for vacation* What? What's vacation? *Walks around and sees Axel*

Axel: Hey Roxas, enjoying your vacation?

Roxas: What's vacation? What's my job for vacation?

Axel: You're missing the point. Do what you like.

Roxas: But I don't know what I like. What are you going to do?

Axel: Sleep. And when I'm finished with that I'm gonna roll over and sleep some more.

(Later, Roxas is reading the note again)

Roxas: What do I like? *Ponders it cutely while I squeal with fangirlish pleasure whilst thinking "Don't go swimming!"* Ice cream.

Me: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bahaha!

(in a dream I had)

chibi 1: I beat you with a squirrel on a steek!

Chibi 2: I beat you with a bunny on a steek!

Chibi 3: I beat you with a ferret on a steek!

Chibi 4: I beat you with a cat on a steek!

Chibi 5: I beat you with a dog on a steek!

Chibi 6: I beat you with a wolf on a steek!

Chibi 7: I beat you with a lion on a stick!

Chibi 8: I beat you nothing on a sword!

Other chibis: AHHH!!!!

"you have two legs and a heartbeat. What's stopping you?"

from Inuyasha: Affections touching across time.

I'm making that my senior quote.

"There is one that I love more than the others. The way a bird would fly two thousand miles through storms to be with the one he loves. That is the love I feel. And I am a fool, because it is only now, when we are about to die, that I have the courage to admit it. Even to myself. I am sorry, I should have said sooner! You, Will Scarlet, are strong and true, and you fight for what you believe in! And that is why I love you..."-Djaq

"And I love you! I love the way you always say what you mean, I love your silly voice!"-Will Scarlet

"Silly voice?! I take it back, all of it. I hate you."-Djaq

"I love the way you fight like a man; ferocious. And I love how you'll always, always be woman."-Will Scarlet

"Kal-im-na, boring!"-Much

"Kalila...."-Djaq, who happens to be staring adoringly at Will, like the fangirls who are madly imagining themselves in her position.

Gaw, I love that sequence...I'm not into romance, but Will/Djaq is certainly an OTP (One True Pairing, for those who don't know) for me lol ^?^ It was nice to see Will come out of his shell so much when he thought he was going to die the next day ^?^

PAN'S LABYRINTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Or however you spell the word I can never pronounce no matter how hard I attempt....XD)

Oooooooooooooh, you read the Will/Djaq moment that'sa prelude to THE MOMENT O' TROOF! *Stares at you in horror* You're in trouble now...and yeppo, now you have to worry about it until season two of Robin Hood! MUAHAHAHAA! PM me if you want to take a chance with spoilers....*Cackles*

(Robin) "Where's uhhh...where's Will and Djaq?"
(Much) "They said...they've gone to get some honey."
(John) "They will be back soon..."
(Much) "If that's all they've gone for...but why does it need two of them, hmm? Honeyis one of those things."
(Robin, laughing) "What things?"
(Much) "Now what do you call it when you use a sweet and innocent word but what you really mean is something else?"
(John) "A lie."
(Much) "No..."
(Marian) "A euphemism?"
(Much) "Exactly! A euphemism! Yes, there's a bit too much honey going on around here if you ask me. Will and Djaq going nipping off together. *Nods toward Robin and Marian* You two going for long walks in the forest. "
(John, as Much turns around, whispers) "He's jealous."
(Much) "What happened to fighting for justice and rebelling against the sheriff? We should be sticking together! Instead we're splitting into couples! To be perfectly honest *Puts arm around John* I don't fancy mine much."

Lol. Best. Moment. Everrrrrr....well...kinda...XD

Scene: Me and my mom watching The Stepfather at night, the part where the son and the bad guy are fighting on the roof. Bad guy falls over the edge. We both start squealing that "He ain't dead yet! He ain't dead!!!!" Supposed dead guy reaches over the edge of the roof really fast and grabs the kid. My mother screams, "I told you s-oh s***!!!!" ROFLMAO!!!!

*Points and laughs at scene* AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!! That's like me watching Supernatural episode Hookman: Dean was in a graveyard with a flashlight and every two seconds I was shrieking "LOOK BEHIND YOU!" and then later Hook Man attacked Sam and I was like "DODGE! DODGE! NO YOU IDIOT WRONG WAY!!!" lol ^;^

Also, E&AAAAAA!!!! C.R.Star.Star....now you know about the euphemism thing....dangoids! Urrrrrrrm....here's another quote!

Sheriff: There is also a message from Marian.
Gisborne: What message?
Sheriff: I am not coming back. Get over it. And for gods' sake change your clothes once in awhile.

Will: But there's a hundred of them and five of us!
Robin: One time, a few determined Spartans held a pass against an army of Persians.
Will: And they lived?
Robin: .........no....but they did well!
Will: ....oh...
Much: I know, I hate that story too...

lol ^;^

Me: *Coughs several times*
Brother: *Backs away*
Me: What, you don't appreciate water-sliding muses?
Brother: O_O

Me: So then Robin, THE JERK, goes-
MTIC (Mad taco iz crazy)- Why do you keep calling him a jerk?
Me: *Rants about Robin being a jerk and all the reasons why* and then it turned out that Allan-
MTIC: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! ALLAN did THAT?! *Eyes get big* THAT'S NOT IN HOWARD PYLE!
Me: I know, but this version's better....*Messages Crazy bard for her opinion on subject*
Crazy bard: BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!! If it ain't the Pyle, it's a pile!
Me: O_____o

this one's a classic:

WTF?? i don't get it, but Hey! it's friday.

What that is is that, after Tuesday, even the calender says WTF (Wednesday, Thursday, Friday) *Facepalm* ....*Allows small giggle*

OH, guess what? I'm thinking that, of all places, this would be the place to post this bit of weirdness....heh heh...there's a construction company in Selma now...and they have this giant sign...with big blue letters that are in all caps. It has the name of their company on it...the company name is...*Coughs* Well it's....*Coughs and chokes on MEEP* um...see, the company name is *Climbs up step ladder and gets over it before blurting it out* THE COMPANY NAME IS HOAR!!!!!!!!!! *Flinch* WHO names their company THAT?! Because there can be no mistake on how it's pronounced. What. IDIOT. Thought of calling the company THAT?!!! *Facepalm and slinks into grave* uhhhhh....

"THAT HURT!!"-Will Scarlet (Sooooo funneh....)

"*Singsong voice* You screwed-up your LAP-TOP! You screwed-up your LAP-TOP *Repeats several times* 'Cause you're uncool like that!"-TheCrazyBard, in reference to her brother. XD

wow...

"If you can't stand the heat, geet out of the kitchen." one of my favorites.

A guy walks up to a girl and hands her a flower. He says "I killed it for you."

lol that's funny.

Here's a classic:

"Inventing is 1% inspiration, 99% persperation."

"PRETTY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!!"-Katie......muahahahahhaahahahhaahahaano..........


"A clue? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO NO NO NO NO!! *Punches guard*"-Sheriff.......him wash angwies....*O_O*

"GRAWR!!!"-Will when he got hit in the head by some creep (I thought it was Robin)

"EYAH!"-Robin jumping off building

"RAWR! GONE!"-Gisborne

"Shall I let the jailer borrow you instead?"-Someone....eeeeeeeeeewwww....(But the FACE he made was EPIC! XD)

woah... lol

"Those that die deserve life. Those that live deserve death. Can you give it to them?" ~ Gandalf TFOTR movie