put live rattlesnakes in his bed

make him eat his pudding o' head

pour honey over him and dump fire ants over him

take out his voice box

make him go out in public dressed like a ballerina

make him run up and down Mayan temples for days on end

pat his head and say, "Such a good boy" over and over

shoot him with a million darts in his butt.

make him get a tattoo that says I <3 Varden on his chest in big letters

drop him off a cliff

stand in front of his castle and yell
"Hey dufus eragon got a dragon egg 2 open for him but ur sooooo ugly u had 2 force 1 to open for u. NA NA NA NA NA (blow rasberry!)

lol



slap him silly across the face

tell him a lot of bad yo mamma jokes and if it does not work, spray paint
"VARDEN RULED U SUCK!!!!" across his castle......in pink

lol.


paint him all over his face with lipstick and take his bed and put it out in the middle of the empire

@ sjl- lol


dye his undies pink

hang his undies (which are now pink) on a flagpole and put a banner next to them saying: "Galby's Undies" lol

put hiim and his bathtub in the middle of the city

put him and his bathtub in the middle of the city, hang his undies (which are now pink) on a flagpole and put a banner next to them saying: "Galby's Undies" and put it next to him and then put a laptop next to the banner and play the vid of him singing in his bathtub

push him off a roof

@Toph: lol.


call him ugly then smack him with a fish.

Call him ugly, smack him with a fish, and then make him sit on a chair with 100 wall tacs pointing at his... but-t.


Lol, when I was little my brother made a tac shooter out of a straw. He brought it home from school and shot me with it. That hurt like crazy! He didn't think it would hurt that bad, but it went through my pants leg and stuck all the way in my thigh. 0.0

shoot him repeatedly with a nail gun

Tell him Queen Islanzadi has a crush on him lol

make him kiss a duck

shoot him with a missile pod

throw a grenade at him

FIGURE OUT ERAGON'S AND SAPHIRA'S TRUE NAMES AND TELL HIM YOU KNOW, BUT WON'T TELL HIM

throw him in a bottomless pit

throw him to the Loch Ness monster

make a St. Bernard sit on his head, pass gas, then dump on him

make him admit to the world that he doesn't know how to swim then chuck him in a lake

kick him between the legs

make him drink 100 gallons of milk all at once

turn him into a mouse

fart in his lucky charms so when he wakes in the morning he smells and eats fart! lol

turn him into a hydrogen atom and blow him away

turn him into a girl for a month

blow up his castle

take his laptop off him for 2 months (iv suffered without sf)

take away the stuffed teddy he sleeps with

take shruikan from him

make shruikan nice and give shruikan back to him

that works but we shuold take his heart of hearts first

yeah, something like that. lol

yeah but galby might already have it hiding somewhere in his castle

well then we should steal it

right first you blind him then take his HoH put them in a bag in the same room as him spin galby around then run around him with the bag of HoH going hotter,colder,almost,ah nearly

plus trip him up a few times for good measure lol

Play Speedcore at him and watch him go insane...

@sjlsscsdoo: we should steal it haha lol

@toph that would hurt but it might knock some sense into him

shoot him in the kneecap

make a horse throw him off....make him get back on...then throw him off again mwahahaha

make a horse kick him

@ in the nuts

i was actually thinking in the head. lol

I like Finscealach idea it sounds it will make him so mad and the horse should do it more then one time. How does 1000 days sound?

i think that would do more than annoy him though...

yeah thats a bit over board

speaking of over board tie him to the back of a speed boat and drag him through giant waves

maybe let sharks nibble at him a bit

lets put a snake in his bed lol

put him on a bed of nettles and poision oak

put him on a bed of nails....pointing up

put him in a ditch with boas andocondas.

chuck him into a shark pit

thorw him in a pile of cow turd

play baseball with his head

play tennis with his head

beat him at every game possible

beat him at everything there is

give him an F on evil emperor quiz

give him a F--------

Steal his clothes while he is bathing

steal all of his clothes and towals. lol