Its a show, we'll count it. Love RvB.

I could list a thousand amazing quotes.

"Blarg chicka honk honk' was a great one. Anything by Caboose, most stuff by Church, and plenty by Sarge are great. Wikiquote has a list.

Have you seen Reconstruction?

That was a good one.

Have you seen the first episode of Relocated? Its a mini-series they just started. First episode is OK, but its more just them continuing to make stuff that has me excited. I think they're doing 2 miniseries and then a full series.

Try? Do or do not. There is no try. ~Master Yoda of Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

You know, madness is a lot like gravity… sometimes all you need is a little push.- Joker ~ Dark Knight

IT Crowd - "Hello I.T. ... Have you tried turning on and off again " Each time they got a phone call.

TMNT



I just love those I.T. related jokes, might be because I've seen and heard of it so often And I am quite techical myself

Jack Sparrow PotC 3:

Ladies will you shut it! Now listen up! Yes, I lied to you. No, I dont love you. Of course it makes you look fat! I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced "egregious." Bye the way, no. I've never actually met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificants in light of the fact that my ship is one again gone! Savvy?

Gimli LotR 3:

Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?


Now you just knew i'd put those didn't you?

Anyway...lets see...oh i know!

"I don't know whats wrong with me...I keep thinking you're normal!"

Hehe not gonna tell you...figure it out...

I, Robot: "Ahh, HELL no."; "There is no way my luck is that bad."; "You is a A-hole."(i cleaned it up a bit for the younger kids.)

Austin Powers 2: "Do you find me sexy?"; "I'm Dead sexy!"; "Everyone likes the smell of their own bran."; "That's bad enough to gag a maggot."

Austin Powers 3: {Foxy}"Tell me something i don't know." {Austin}"Okay, I once open mouth kissed a horse." {Foxy}"What?!" {Austin}"That's something you didn't know."

I like this one from Doctro WHo

Mickey: "What's a horse doing on a Spaceship?"

Doctor: "Mickey, What's pre-revolutionary France doing on a space ship? Get a little perspective."

Another one.

Jack: "Okay, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a sonic disruptor. Doc, what ya got?"

Doctor: "I've got a sonic, uh.. oh nevermind."

Jack: "What?"

Doctor: "It's sonic, okay, let's leave it at that."

Jack: "Disruptor, cannon, what!?"

Doctor: "Sonic, totally sonic, I'm, I'm sonicked up!"

Jack: "A sonic what?!"

Doctor: "Screwdriver!"

Later...

Jack: "Who looks at a screwdriver and says 'ohh, this could be a little more sonic.'"

Doctor: "What, you never been bored? Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up?"

Classic. XD

SAMURAI CHAMPLOO!!!

/Fuu, Mugen and Jin standing in a circle about to flip a coin to settle an argument

/Mugen throws the coin up in the air with great force

/the coin doesn't return

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/the coin still doesn't return

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Fuu: Mugen, I think you threw it too hard...

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Mugen: Shut the f**k up.

Ok...those ones are good...man I havnt got any good ones...oh well...I'll have to wait for more movies...

sokka- BIG FRIENDLY MUSHROOM! ~ avatar

edward cullen- and so the lion fell in love with the lamb ~ twilight

From POTC (again):

Elizabeth: So what you're saying is the truth?
Jack: Every word, love!

*later in the movie*

Elizabeth: So every word you told me was a lie?!
Jack: Pretty much.

best of will farrel saturday night live......" More cowbell "

just look in my sig.

Ok...some of those are nice...except I absolutely HATED 300!!!

"It is my job to protect you"
"Stop stalking me"

Well...how ungrateful! Or you could look at it as how wierd the "protector" was...

Lol. I liked it.
Ok...im thinking of one...I'll post them later.

LOL!!! I like it! I really do!

From FMA...:

Mustang: "... there would be changes.... that day all female officers will be required to wear.... TINY MINISKIRTS!!!!"
Hawkeye:*sigh*
Havok: ur a maricle mustang... im gonna follow u for the rest of my life!

From Dodgeball:

Peter: "Yeah, whatever, crazy guy"
Patches: "I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy!"

Shrek:

Donkey: "Parfaits is delicious. Have you ever met anyone and you say, 'hey let's go get a parfait' and they say 'hey no, I don't like parfaits."

I liked that one too! All though that scene was kinda wierd...

From Avatar, the episode "The Fortuneteller":

Aang: Please listen to us! You are all in danger! And we have to get out of here. You can't rely on Aunt Wu's prediction. You have to take fate into your own hands.
Sokka: Look! (pointing to the mountain) Can your fortunetelling explain that?
Man in Crowd: Can your science explain why it rains?
Sokka: Yes! Yes, it can!

xD

POTC quotes:
"Keep a weather eye on the horizon."- Will Turner (my fav<33)
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"You are without a doubt the worst pirate i've ever heard of."- James Norrington

"But you have heard of me?" - Jack Sparrow

well this is from a tv series.

Edith- I will sing as I have never sang before!

Rene- What, in tune?


From 'Allo 'Allo season 2