Granted but it is a horrible life
I wish I could move out of my town

Granted but everyone from your old town goes to where u go
I wish i knew what 2+2=

granted but now u dont know waht that number plus that number equals.

I wish i could afford a better computer.

Granted but computers stop being mad and the ones in market blow up
I wish i ruled the world and no one wanted me dead

granted but i have formed a rebellion to hunt you down.

i wish i was useful to the world.

Granted but the world got destroyed
I wish i had a brain

Granted, but it's the brain of a 2 year old

I wish for a fish

Granted, but it's a dolphin...wait...thats not right at all!

I wish dolphins where fish.

granted, but now all fish are the size of blue whales

I wish I was smarter

granted, but...I'm not smart enough to think of what someone that smart would do!

I wish all books where holographic.

Granted, but no body would know how to read.

I wish I could type faster. (Unless 90 words per minute is good.....)

Granted, but you typed so fast and so much that your fingers fell off.

I wish louis was on.

Granted but it will be the last time.

I wish my computer didnt crap out yesterday night.

Granted but your computer screws up tonight again.

I wish I was a fish.

Granted but theres no water.

I wish i lived somewhere else besides Plainwell.

Granted, "Welcome to Pittusburgh"

I wish I had two paper towels.

And just what is so bad about Pittsburgh? I live right by Pittsburgh and it is very nice.

Granted, but you have nothing to clean up.

I wish rainbows had pots of gold at the end of them.

Granted but you can't have the gold
I wish my parents would let me go to the movies at midnight

granted but they don't show movies at midnight
i wush my computer wasn't so slow

granted but now all you can do is go to teletubbies sites.

I wish Stargate SG-1 wasn't going to be cancelled

granted, but it will be just as bad as it was before...
I wish my dog would sleep at night.

Granted but then a burgular comes and there is no one to wake the house up
I wish I had a new kitten that wasn't evil

granted but it will run away.

I wish i had a maid to clean my room.

(PS Stargate is a great show. it has to be for running for ten years.)

Granted, but she doesn't speak English and doesn't understand what room to clean.

I wish I could speak French

Granted, but the language dies and noone understands you.

I wish my sisters boyfriend would propose to her.

(PS. Merala your avvy rocks!)

granted but the wedding will be blown away by a hurricane.


I wish it would snow a couple inches


(thanks keever)

granted but it turns to ice and causes car crashes
I'm sorry
erased forever

Why would you say that? That was a low blow! It is our choice what to believe in and we have made a decision. What do you have against us?

i agree with you Keever. thats insulting to anyone who believes in god.

Okay skip the last one
I wish my Lord of the Rings was actual History

history repeats itself over and over again. you'll get bored of it.


I wish i could go to hot topic every day...

Granted but you run out of money and can just look
I wish I could go see my neice up in Canada

Granted..but shes not there anymore..ooooo


I wish I could stay up as late as i wanted and not be tired.

Granted, but at 12:00 late becomes early and you fall asleep.

I wish for an official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model BB rifle with a compass in the stock.

Make that bad, I double dog dare ya.

granted but you'll shoot your eye out(hehe)

i wish that i was better at math(and liked it)

grinted, bute nows use worcer it spillen

I wish I knew what I just said.

Granted, but your head explodes cause it still doesnt make sense.

I wish my online class would be switched back to thursday.

Granted, but your computer crashes. (Nice and simple)

I wish we were born smart and only had to go to school if we wanted to excel in something.

Granted but you haven't exceled in anything.

I wish Valk liked you.

granted, but your head implodes. (Notice how it still works out for me)

I was everybody sorta liked Raymond.

Granted but nobody talks to him

I wish my head hadn't exploded.

granted, but it esploded instead. (besides, I said imploded)

I wish robots where real and never took over the human race.

Granted but they ruin the atmosphere for us so we can't live on earth anymore.

I wish it is Christmas already and I got all my x-mas presents.

Granted but you didn't get anyting you wanted

I wish my room was magicly clean

Granted, but everythings gone.

I wish there was plenty of food in the world and nobody had to starve.

Granted, but its all spinach and prune juice.

I wish that i was really rich

granted, but its monopoly money

I wish people would follow the rules of this game with absolutely no negative side-effects what so ever.

granted but... something seems missing
I wish chocolate was healthy

it is but it tastes gross
(what blasphemous words i speak)

I wish people were nicer

granted but the world is extremly anoying
i wish i could go to my best friends school and be in her grade

Granted but you get into a big fight and become ex best friends
I wish the power would go out at my school again

granted, but your principal comes on the announcer and says: There's a guy with a chainsaw in your room.

I wish a wish wouldn't be wished so that the wish being wished couldn't wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but yo mamma.

I wish yo mamma couldn't be said in place of everything.

Granted but something even more annoing is said
I wish Spiderman lived next door. LOL

granted, but he turns evil and eats your house
i wish i had a mountain of pizza

granted but you get so sick of pizza that you never want to see it aigain

i wish i could be a really famous singer

Granted but your fame is short lasting.

I wish i had a sports car.

granted but it gets recked beyond repair
i wish that i was an only child

granted, but your parents get brutally murdered.
i wish i never could get sick of pizza

Hah, I'm safe then. It's impossible to get sick of pizza. Now if only that had been my wish.

I wish there was a definition for qwertyuiop.

granted but it makes no sense at all
i wish that there was no world hunger

Granted, but there is so much food, everyone gets so fat they can't walk, and the world crumbles.

I wish my girlfriends parents would let me go out with her.

granted but u get into a huge fight and break up
i wish that people would buy my jewelry

granted, but then they sue you because it was extremely low quality and you said it wasn't

i wish that they would remake the eragon movie and actualy have it be good!

I think this might really happen.

Granted but the visuals aren't good.

I wish that my friends were alot more sociable and nicer.

granted but they get new friends and leave u
i wish i could see happyt feet again

Granted but this time you hated it.

I wish they destroyed the movie happy feet.

granted but they only destroyed one copy of it
i wish that Christmas was tomorrow

granted, but you got nothing but coal. and worse, CHERRIES dun dun dun...

i wish that they would make the eragon movie over again except good.

granted exept they forgot an important charachter

Granted but the actors are really old.

I wish that I got all the presents I wanted this year on Christmas.

granted, but they all broke.

i wish that this wish will not be granted

Not granted

I wish you would try to out smart things.

granted perfecty (i wish)

Uh, you got a wish?

i said my wish, after yours was granted perfectly i said "i wish"

i wish i wasn't so stupid

Granted but now you're full of yourself.

I wish my dog was smart.

granted, but he got too smart to take orders and killed you

Granted, but then he dies.
I'm already full of myself.
I wish I had nine hundred ninety nine million dollars, everyone liked me, i couldn't die, i wasn't full of myself, and nothing bad happened to me.
SCREW THAT ONE UP!

granted, but it only lasted .1 seconds

ur supposed to pu what u wish for!!!
i wish that i could get my har under control

Granted, but then it's color does...whatever it is...hair color does. And shampoo wont help.

I wish I woke up daily.

granted, but you fall asleep every minute or 2

WHERES UR QUESTION?

i wish i had a plate sized chocolae chip cookie!

Granted! but it's rotton

i wish for a green dragon egg that will hatch for me in a minute or 2

But then the dragon would die, cause it wouldn't developed enough.

I wish that my brother would stop being so upsses with WoW....

granted but he gets obsesd with somthing else

i wish that i could know if i sing good

Yay!!! shadowsong!!! ur back!!!

Granted, but then somone gets to jelouse and kills you
wa ha ha ha
I wish I could finish my book

GRANTED, BUT THEN YOU GET THE URGE TO DO IT AGAIN

granted but then the world would be boring and uneventful.
I wish that i was down in daytona watching Team Sahlen kicking Butt and Taking Names.

granted but Cp visits where you would have been if you weren't watching it

I wish my brother was less annoying

granted but some1 else gets more anoying

I wish i could meet the stars of hp

granted but i would have to take hermione out on a date.
i wish it would snow three feet right now

Granted but it all came down at one time and killed everyone
I wish their was no school on thursday

sure, but then there's friday

I wish my wish wouldnt get corrupted lol

ummm it does not get granted

i wish my lil sis was not a clutz

granted but she crys all the time
i wish i had a wii and a ps3