come and share a chuckle and rate your peers jokes i'll start (no duh)


a prist, blonde, and a politition walk into a bar and the bartender says "what is this a joke?"

lol good one! 9/10

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

haha thats funny!!!! 10/10

another blonde joke...classic tho-might be boring
a blonde walks into a store and says "i want to buy that tv" the storekeeper says "i don't sell 2 blondes"
long story short the blonde comes back 3 times with diferent disguises and wigs on and every time the storekeeper says "i don't sell 2 blondes". the last time the blonde says, "how did u know i was blonde?" the storekeeper says, [scroll down]
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"thats not a tv, thats a microwave!!!!!" (rofl--NOT!)

10/10

another lame joke...

Stupid Steve: I found a cure for a deadly disese today!
Joe: yeah? what disese?
Steve: give me some time and i'll find that too!!






... not!

4/10 i didnt really get it

most people will have eard this one


a blonde, a red head and a brunette are trapped on an island and they need to swim back to civilization.
first goes the red head who swims 1/4 of the way there and gets eaten by a shark
next is the brunette who swims 1/4 of the way there, gets tired and swiims back
last the bonde goes who swims half way, gets tired and swims back.

you'll have to think about it for a sec

heard it before it was funny at first but thats worn off 6/10

whats big red and looks like a bucket?????









a big red bucket!

8/10 when i saw your name i thought this topic was geting locked...


ok because i'm good at lame jokes here is another

do you know what the first sign of maddness is?

hair on your knuckles

you know what the second sign is?






looking for hair on your knuckles

you know what the third sign is?






finding hair on your knuckles

i didnt really get it...but im just dumb so its 8/10

this is kind of more a poem, but its funny:

one fine day in the middle of the night
2 dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced eachother
drew their swards adn shot eachother

a deaf police man heard the noise
and came adn killed those twice dead boys
adn if you dont believe that this story is true
just ask the blind man --he saw it too

9/10 lol yet another blond joke...

a man finds a jinie lamp and rubs it for 3 wishs the jinie accepts but has a cach: see the man is getting divorsed so whatever he asks for she will get 2x as much ok? so the man goes on knowing this and says i want 1 million dollers poff!: 1000000$ check appers and so does a 2 mill. check. Wish #2 he asked for a large house his wife got a house as well twice as big as his... now the jinie says "ah the last wish make it count"... so the man began to think of his last wish than suddenly he said "beat me half to death..."


yeah it's long but it's funny!

9/10 thats really funny!!!! rofl

this one guys probably won't think is funny...

there are 3 fishermen and they catch a mermaid. the mermaid says, "i'll give u each a wish if you let me go" and they agree. the first guy asks to be twice as smart as he already is. she does a little magic spell and POOF! immediately he is able to use logic, yadda yadda yadda (etc). the next guy says "thats cool i want to be 3x as smart as i am right now" . she does a little magic spell and POOF! he starts solving complex math equations and unraveling the mysteries of teh universe. the third guy says "i want to be 5x as smart as i am". the mermaid is like, "are u sure? you might not like what happens." he says "yeah, yeah, whatever ." she does a little magic spell and POOF!


















he turns in to a woman.

didnt make sence, but funny 7/10

heres a great blonde joke

so, a blonde, a red head and a brunette rob a bank
the police are chasing them so they go into a potato factory
each one of them hides in a seperate sack of potatos
one cop kicks the sack with the red head and the read head says "meow"
the cop then thinks its a cat so he kicks the one with the brunette who says "woof woof"
the cop thinks its a dog so he kicks the sack with the bonde who says " potato! potato! potato!"
the cops then dumb the 3 robbers out of the sack and arrest them

6/10 good one, but i've heard it too many times

:knock knock


=who's there?






:woo






=woo who?










don't get so excited-it's just a joke!!!

1/10 there was someone who already posted that one

this is actually a true story!

Jenny [name changed] is a policeman. one day she's working on traffic control. she sees this guy who isn't stopping at stop signs, so she pulls him over. she says, "you haven't been stopping at stop signs!" he says "i slowed down, thats the same thing!" she put things into perspective for him: holding up her heavy duty flashlight, she says "if i start hitting u over the head with this, would u want me to slow down or would u want me to stop?"