I wrote this speech on thependragonadventure.com as a joke. =)
Meh may contain things for 13+ just saying.
Hope you like it.

The following message says Bomber, but it is directed to all unkind souls that read this.








Bomber.

You've just encouraged me to do something incomprehensible under normal circumstances.
Your foolish ranting has created a rift in my rather, amazingly awesome large brain, a rift that may ruin your status as most annoying person on here. From this moment on word, I shall be the one side of an equilibrium that this message board has formed of several months of life. This side, as you may know is...I will tell you later in this speech. I am going to drag on this title of infamousy. The title is a word that every person on this forum has classified as non-accessible to a human being.

From the old forum, people have carried on the concept of naming people by what they act like. In my very important opinion, they've carried it on to the point of excruciating stupidity.

In fact, I do not classify myself as what I HAVE been classified as, and that is hated. I believe that these forums are diseased with extreme cockiness. I believe that I am something more than hated. I believe that with the right techniques, I can spread like a virus. I believe that I am a cure.

Over the few days I have been here, I have noticed the amount of hate throughout this rather small, internet society. That amount of hate, is too much for such a small area. You have done, what was thought to have been the impossible. You have spread a dangerous amount of hate through out here. Even to the people, who were originally kind, you transformed them into something that they thought they would never be. *******.

You think I may be being annoying, but you are wrong. Oh, so wrong.


I am being Kind, but you most of you are evil morons who have blocked the possibility of kindness.
With my sublime ideals, I believe can stop the two warring groups in this small society.

For the time being, I believe that it is only me. Just me, who is on my side. I regret believing that fact, for I know there are many others who despise the amount of hate quarantined in this small society.

I don't like to think of my self as annoying, as others of you have classified me as, I believe myself to be...the one true hope. Many of you hope that this speech ends excruciatingly quickly from the point at which you read this sentence.

Just think, and ask yourself this one question.

Why do I hate this person.

You hate me simply because you are so blinded by the incoherent reason that some people have spread.

I have come in (Lol, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!) to this society as a believer in myself, and my abilities to achieve more than just the halt of this virus, known as hate. I have entered into this tight place (Thats what she said again) full of non-believers in a hope not like the achievement I hope to accomplish mentioned above, but to justify and lead the transformation of hate into kindness.

This situation...no this unbelievably stupid process of people who are kind, turning into pople full of hate is so disgusting. Blindness has enveloped your soul. My reasons to believe have come to me not by being judgmental, but by being kind myself (accept for anyone who hate Mufasa, 'couse if you hate him, your a plain hater.) in this world full of hate.

Some call me the next Ghandi. But I believe differently. I believe that I am the one and only antidote, known as kindess, trying to cure a contaminated world.

I'm not darkness, I'm not hate. I am...THE LIGHT!










This brings me back to my conversation with you, Bomber.

Continue doing what you do. I will continue doing what I've been doing. Even if you are not one of the people cured by my kindness, it's better that one person is infected, than an entire population of people that could be kind.






Good Luck to all of you, and to any of you who wish to avoid being cured.

Sincerely, and with the deepest amount of kindness I can muster from my heart, thank you.

Stolen HaloX



Lol I knew that was way to over dramatic.

huh?

it's not spam i just have no idea what it is