Granted, but it turns into me and everyone dies because of it...

I wish... I were somewhere else so knowone would have to be bothered by me.

umm.......what was your wish?


i wish that i could publish a book

granted, but you made an even bigger one



i wish i went to school in italy

Granted, but you get wedgied by everyone.

*Even the principal.*

Make a wish to be messed up =)

Oops, forgot.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

You turn into a fish right now, but can't breath.

I wish I could fly like an eagle.

Granted, but you aren't with me today

I wish I could meet Aaron Funk and tell him he is the most amazing musician in history.

um.. granted but the place is on fire (if it is a place... )

i wish paolini wasn't such a slow writer

granted but what you want now turns into a pain in 1 year.

i wish i was on the US Olympic woman's fencing team

granted, but then it catches on fire and explodes.

i wish i didn't have to go to school tomorrow

granted! but they download a virus onto your computor

i wish my frient would come back from delaware

Granted Your friend comes back from delaware, but has amnesia, and when you try to say hello, he thinks your trying to rob him, and punches you in the face.

I wish you would all stop playing this game.

granted! but we start playing over again five seconds later

5
4
3
2
1

i wish i had a really long beard

Granted, but it grows so long, that you trip over it, and destroy your beautiful face by landing a faceplant.

I wish you had plastic surgery.

Granted! but then nothing happened........ then your computer exploded for making that wish
I wish that homework didn't exist

Granted but then you get hit by a car and gaiin no benefit from your wish

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow

But I won't die... heh heh
Granted but you have to go to school and learn for every weekend after!

What, no wish?

I wish there was another week of school (yes, I am actually wishing for more school)

Granted but you will be learning uni stuff.
I wish that Twilight didn't exist

granted, but you turn sparkly

I wish I could be Mr. Invisible.

Granted but you get so invisible you explode

I wish I had more cookies

Granted but they melt and rain on you and turn you sticky...... I'm feeling mean so lets add a in front of your crush to that (or it could be the melted cookies crush you)
I wish that this really smart guy in my class would cease to exist

Granted but then you will suck at homework and fail everything.....
I wish that I could be at least top of the top class at a smart school

Granted but no one wants to be friends with you because you are such a nerd

I wish my maths and PE teachers would cease to exist

Errrrrrr everyone else will be nerds as well if I am in that situation which I never will be.......
Granted but then your other teachers will take those subjects and make it 5 times worse
I wish I could post more

Granted but all your posts are spam and get deleted

I wish my dad was here so I could do that interview

Granted but the interview ceased to exist so you dad made you do work instead....
I wish that I could understand what my maths teacher says

Granted but it turns out that you never need to see him again so your wish is pointless

I wish I knew what to write for my homework

Granted but you are only getting a D-.

I wish I could run the mile in 3 minutes.

Granted but you type do fast all that comes out is gibberish
I wish I would get 100% in Jap

Granted but you can't swim or breath in air

Dang, it got deleted....
I wish that I knew the meaning of life

Granted but someone breaks in and messes everything up and steals stuff
I wish that the world could all be happy

granted but everything around you will be pink

i wish to have 2000 posts!

Granted but then the site crashes and your posts are pointless

I wish my throat wasn't sore

granted but you end up with cancer.
i wish i had my own computer!

granted but its broken

I wish my headache was gone

granted , but now you have a stomach ache

granted, but there's nothing to grant!

I wish it was rainning

granted but it rains so much theres a flash flood

I wish I wasn't in school right now

graned but you dont get any summer vacation

i wish that everything that hapens in the eragon series was real!

Granted but they don't work

I wish I had everything I wanted and was happy

granted but then the day after that you die.

No wish?
I wish that school started later

granted but you never leave

i wish I had the abitly to fly

Granted but you can only fly for 1/2 a second at the time...
I wish that a person from.... umm.... Death Note would walk in through the door!

granted but then he just turns back around and leaves

i wish we didnt have to take the taks test!

Granted but you must take exams every day
I wish that you had a life

granted but then you take away my life and you go to jial for murder

I wish I could go to sleep instead of being in school

granted but once you fall asleep , we have to wake youright back up again
i wish that myspace wasnt blocked at school

granted, but yoiu go on it so much your brain turns into mush

I wish I could fly

granted but the more you fly the fatter you get lol
i wish i could stay online longer!

granted, but people getted annoyed by you and your kicked off

I wish I wasn't in this class

granted but becouse you didnt learn youwill be held back in life and end up living under a bridge somewere
i wish that i had a pony (pleases dont make it die!)

granted but it goes crazy kills you and your family and eventually itself

I wish I had something yummy to eat

granted but its poisoned and you will eventually get really sick and possibly die
i wish that their was a new color invented

GRANTED!
But, well, sad to say that you will never see this new color.
I wish people stopped being cliche