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DragonRider   Joined: December 10th, 2008, 6:00 pm Posts: 772 Location: Enjoying the tranquillity of my dementia Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
 Chuck Norris!!!!!Here you have to post an amazing Chuck Norris fact
and your not allowed post any of the ones that have already been used If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death _________________    RPG Characters: Fenor Tuorin and Sioc Kylar and Umbra Úlfur Alec and Aetius Coranti Ignis Varuk |
| January 31st, 2009, 6:49 pm |
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Wise DragonRider   Joined: September 28th, 2008, 4:42 pm Posts: 1368 Location: probably doing something awesome. Gender: Guy Affiliation: SF Rebels |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris got his drivers licence at the age of 16. seconds.
America is not a democracy. Its a Chucktatorship. Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chucknorrisouris. _________________ TO SAND To sand go tracers and ball ammunition. To sand the green smoke goes. Each finned mortar, spinning in light. Each star Cluster, bursting above. To sand go the skeletons of war, year by year. To sand go the reticles of the brain, the minarets and steeple bells, brackish sludge from the open sewers, trashfires, the silent crowd resting on the shoulders of a yak. To sand each head of cabbage unravels its leaves the way dreams burn in the oilfires of night. |
| January 31st, 2009, 10:19 pm |
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Wise DragonRider  Joined: September 25th, 2008, 2:50 pm Posts: 1329 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Beneath Chuck Norris' beard, there is no chin, just another fist.
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| February 1st, 2009, 1:54 pm |
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Master DragonRider   Joined: September 14th, 2008, 8:49 am Posts: 2726 Location: Earth. Gender: Guy Affiliation: Vardens |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris is a human male.
_________________ Bonjour le monde! Mon nom est Sid. J'aime ma copine plus que tout autre chose ou quelqu'un dans la totalité de l'univers... J'espère qu'elle comprend... If I think your cool enough, I might just contact you... Not from the computer or anything... But there should be a message in your city... Somewhere... Don't believe me? I don't want you to. Just be on the lookout... You'll find out for yourself soon enough... That is, if your cool enough... |
| February 1st, 2009, 3:24 pm |
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DragonRider Joined: December 10th, 2008, 6:00 pm Posts: 772 Location: Enjoying the tranquillity of my dementia Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! A company decided to can Chuck Norris's urine and sell it as a sports drink
You know this drink as Red Bull _________________ RPG Characters: Fenor Tuorin and Sioc Kylar and Umbra Úlfur Alec and Aetius Coranti Ignis Varuk |
| February 1st, 2009, 6:11 pm |
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Peasant  Joined: January 31st, 2009, 12:55 am Posts: 70 Gender: Guy |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! chuck norris onece visited The Virgin Islands now they are just The Islands
_________________ Call me teddy  98% of teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't , then put this on your sig. |
| February 22nd, 2009, 5:18 am |
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Dragon Egg Carrier  Joined: February 12th, 2009, 5:30 am Posts: 160 Location: Southern United States Gender: Guy |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! When Chuck Norris wrote his book "Black Belt Patriotism" he never moved his pen, he simply grabbed the earths crust, and rotated it to manuver the pen. He didn't even mass produce the book, or use a typewriter or word-processor. Yes, he is that awesome.
_________________ When you have a staring contest with the abyss, the abyss always wins. http://vivantmn.com/writers/forums/index.php http://becreativeforums.co.cc/index/ |
| February 22nd, 2009, 6:12 am |
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Peasant  Joined: July 15th, 2008, 5:55 pm Posts: 55 Location: stuck in the land of amish...Ohio Gender: Girl Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! chuck norris can drown a fish, and he doesnt do pushups he pushes the earth down
_________________ may your swords stay sharp! You are indeed wise and experienced! You may encounter foes along your path and you are definitely brave enough to face them. However, you are wise enough to know when you can avoid a fight and save your energy. Your keen ability to think on your feet, resourcefulness, and ability to make allies are skills invaluable in any conflict you are brom my God will not be silenced and neither will I. chary:Elizabeth and Seth:accepted   
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| March 4th, 2009, 3:57 am |
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EP Team   Joined: March 8th, 2008, 6:39 am Posts: 5856 Location: Oh hey, what's this button do? *Push* Oh sh-*BOOM!!!*-it Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade Dragon: Rakrlif |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris has seen the second season of Elfin Lied
_________________ варта1 |
| March 5th, 2009, 4:20 am |
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Admin   Joined: June 13th, 2006, 7:47 pm Posts: 6039 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Fyrm Club Dragon: Shedai |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris likes Mike Huckabee.
_________________ :::Forum Rules:::Facebook:::Twitter::: Myn's Bio |
| March 5th, 2009, 4:29 am |
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DragonRider Joined: December 10th, 2008, 6:00 pm Posts: 772 Location: Enjoying the tranquillity of my dementia Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
_________________ RPG Characters: Fenor Tuorin and Sioc Kylar and Umbra Úlfur Alec and Aetius Coranti Ignis Varuk |
| March 5th, 2009, 8:25 pm |
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Wise DragonRider  Joined: January 6th, 2009, 3:01 am Posts: 1411 Gender: Guy Affiliation: SF Rebels |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! chuck noris is foes with leroy jenkins
_________________ Word of the Week: potato Eldunari Forums! Bios: Isabell of The Sun Aeron Eliza of Three Colors Danagon and Andep |
| April 2nd, 2009, 7:34 pm |
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DragonRider Joined: April 8th, 2009, 7:56 pm Posts: 898 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris' last name is my middle name
_________________ I love guitar, lacrosse, and karate. MURTAGH FOREVER!!! Arya will be the next rider!!! I'm completely convinced and no one will change my mind. And she will get together with Eragon. |
| May 2nd, 2009, 3:48 am |
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Admin Joined: June 13th, 2006, 7:47 pm Posts: 6039 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Fyrm Club Dragon: Shedai |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris is 67.
Oh wait, Chuck Norris doesn't write letters, he turns the earth, or something like that. _________________ :::Forum Rules:::Facebook:::Twitter::: Myn's Bio |
| May 2nd, 2009, 3:52 am |
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DragonRider Joined: April 8th, 2009, 7:56 pm Posts: 898 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! exactly if somone tried to snipe chuck norris, he would roundousekick the bullet away back to the sniper and kill him
_________________ I love guitar, lacrosse, and karate. MURTAGH FOREVER!!! Arya will be the next rider!!! I'm completely convinced and no one will change my mind. And she will get together with Eragon. |
| May 2nd, 2009, 3:54 am |
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EP Team Joined: March 8th, 2008, 6:39 am Posts: 5856 Location: Oh hey, what's this button do? *Push* Oh sh-*BOOM!!!*-it Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade Dragon: Rakrlif |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris runs across water and swims though land
Chuck Norris's Tears cure Cancer, but he never cries Chuck Norris has seen the second Season of Elfen Lied Chuck Norris fans need a life _________________ варта1 |
| May 2nd, 2009, 11:29 am |
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DragonRider Joined: April 8th, 2009, 7:56 pm Posts: 898 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! chuck norris is a third degree back belt
_________________ I love guitar, lacrosse, and karate. MURTAGH FOREVER!!! Arya will be the next rider!!! I'm completely convinced and no one will change my mind. And she will get together with Eragon. |
| May 2nd, 2009, 2:39 pm |
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Wise DragonRider Joined: September 28th, 2008, 4:42 pm Posts: 1368 Location: probably doing something awesome. Gender: Guy Affiliation: SF Rebels |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris went back to the Kennedy assanation and blocked all of the sniper's bullets with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
_________________ TO SAND To sand go tracers and ball ammunition. To sand the green smoke goes. Each finned mortar, spinning in light. Each star Cluster, bursting above. To sand go the skeletons of war, year by year. To sand go the reticles of the brain, the minarets and steeple bells, brackish sludge from the open sewers, trashfires, the silent crowd resting on the shoulders of a yak. To sand each head of cabbage unravels its leaves the way dreams burn in the oilfires of night. |
| May 6th, 2009, 1:39 am |
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Dragon Egg Carrier  Joined: March 22nd, 2009, 10:17 pm Posts: 159 Location: Soon to be Fort Sill, OK Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the **** he wants. Chuck Norris can speak braille. If you misspell "Chuck Norris" on Google it won't correct it, it just says you have 10 seconds to live. Chuck Norris is so fast he can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. _________________ 
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| May 6th, 2009, 2:05 am |
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Pack Alpha   Joined: April 9th, 2007, 10:48 am Posts: 9373 Gender: Girl Affiliation: Galbatorix Dragon: Facebones |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris has failed to impress Silv so far. And I mean PHAILED
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| May 6th, 2009, 9:27 am |
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DragonRider Joined: April 8th, 2009, 7:56 pm Posts: 898 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! chuck norris can buid castles out of spheres
chuck norris doesnt watch tv, the tv watches him _________________ I love guitar, lacrosse, and karate. MURTAGH FOREVER!!! Arya will be the next rider!!! I'm completely convinced and no one will change my mind. And she will get together with Eragon. |
| May 6th, 2009, 8:11 pm |
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Peasant Elder  Joined: April 3rd, 2009, 5:31 pm Posts: 149 Gender: Girl |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! CHuck noris is going to die
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| May 12th, 2009, 5:54 pm |
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DragonRider Joined: April 8th, 2009, 7:56 pm Posts: 898 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! thats not an amazing fact its just a fact
chuck norris is right behind ragan _________________ I love guitar, lacrosse, and karate. MURTAGH FOREVER!!! Arya will be the next rider!!! I'm completely convinced and no one will change my mind. And she will get together with Eragon. |
| May 14th, 2009, 11:55 am |
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Peasant Elder Joined: April 3rd, 2009, 5:31 pm Posts: 149 Gender: Girl |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! thats not an amazing fact ,
that a fact that would scare the **** out of anyone thats afact that i dont like at all ! chuck noris is un-amazing |
| May 15th, 2009, 6:14 pm |
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DragonRider Joined: April 8th, 2009, 7:56 pm Posts: 898 Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! chuck norris doesnt lift objects, he jumps on the ground and it goes up, then he kicks said object, and it goes where he wants it to.
_________________ I love guitar, lacrosse, and karate. MURTAGH FOREVER!!! Arya will be the next rider!!! I'm completely convinced and no one will change my mind. And she will get together with Eragon. |
| June 11th, 2009, 9:39 pm |
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DragonRider Joined: December 10th, 2008, 6:00 pm Posts: 772 Location: Enjoying the tranquillity of my dementia Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck norris doesn't sleep the rest of the world simple waits
_________________ RPG Characters: Fenor Tuorin and Sioc Kylar and Umbra Úlfur Alec and Aetius Coranti Ignis Varuk |
| July 12th, 2009, 8:12 pm |
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Sovereign DragonRider   Joined: March 11th, 2006, 5:22 pm Posts: 4742 Location: Hint: i belong in the air. Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
_________________ Forever Honor-bound, Forever Strong |
| July 17th, 2009, 4:15 pm |
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Wise DragonRider  Joined: February 24th, 2009, 10:32 pm Posts: 1041 Location: Saturn Gender: Guy Affiliation: Elves |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris is a pacifist
_________________ The sacrifice is never knowing Why I never walked away, Why I played myself this way, Now I see your testing me pushes me away.  Paconio & Gus (Good) Vladimir bio (Evil) Kegan (Neutral) Abr zar'rac (Good) Arthur (Good) Rest in peace, I-L-S, we all miss you... |
| August 8th, 2009, 11:32 pm |
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DragonRider Joined: December 10th, 2008, 6:00 pm Posts: 772 Location: Enjoying the tranquillity of my dementia Gender: Guy Affiliation: Dragonriders |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris was born 6th May 1945
Nazi's surrendered the war on the 7th May 1945 _________________ RPG Characters: Fenor Tuorin and Sioc Kylar and Umbra Úlfur Alec and Aetius Coranti Ignis Varuk |
| January 8th, 2012, 12:17 pm |
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Master DragonRider  Joined: December 6th, 2009, 1:55 am Posts: 2303 Location: Tx Gender: Girl Affiliation: Werecats |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris is over popularized and lame.
_________________ Saphi Laana Draerr Brilyn Nems Devitria Nemaera |
| January 17th, 2012, 4:13 pm |
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Cycle Moderator   Joined: June 5th, 2006, 4:56 am Posts: 5409 Location: North of here, south of there Gender: Girl Affiliation: Dragonriders Dragon: Melanthor |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Lol, I think some of you are missing the fact that these are jokes...
Chuck Norris... lives in a five bedroom trailer house. _________________ You are most like SAPHIRA Like the majestic dragon, Saphira, you are brave and ferocious in battle but also deep in ancient wisdom. You think before flying headfirst into battle. You prefer the solitude of the wilderness to the populated cities of Alagaesia. SF Facebook Raven & Oceanis, Tobias & Avalon, Taren, Valora, Liam, Aero, Arston & Arturos, Jason, Lee & Melanthor, Silas, Asa & Naor, Darian, Illuna, Blake, Anastasia, Luka, Rok, Gwen, Ryker There's no such thing as sane, we're all crazy. Well hello Captain Obvious...Nice to meet you, I'm Lieutenant Sarcasm. >:) Something here doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick. - The Doctor Amy: You threw the manual in a supernova? Why? Doctor: Because I disagreed with it! Now stop talking to me while I'm cross! |
| January 17th, 2012, 5:08 pm |
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DragonRider  Joined: December 11th, 2010, 12:36 am Posts: 862 Location: Carvahall, The Spine Gender: Guy Affiliation: Skulblakans |
Re: Chuck Norris!!!!! Chuck Norris died two years ago. . .
Death just doesn't have the guts to tell him yet. _________________  o)===={(::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> Brisineo and Vedrian Calem Medalanim Nesa Tyran Vaerin <::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::)}====<> --WARNING-- If you or someone you know experiences 5 or more of these symptoms: -Smug, relaxed, or gentle grin plastered on face-Random giddiness-Irrational desire to talk about ponies/ show off ponies-Daydreaming-Urge to listen to, whistle, hum, or even sing MLP songs or Brony songs-Urge to sporadically do something good-Draw Ponies-Watch episodes of MLP-Urge to write/read Fanfiction-Irrational joy-Urge to sing MLP songs at the top of your lungs, despite others around-Listen to MLP songs full volume on the biggest speakers you can find-Pinkie Pie like giddiness and energy-Loss of the ability to feel shame and disappointment-Elated euphoria every time you say something pony related-Carefree thoughts-increased energy in movements and walking They might like the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Ponies are for everyone. Consult an experienced Brony before use. |
| January 21st, 2012, 6:09 pm |
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