Does anyone have any silly endings that will not happen?
Like eragon running from galbatorix and then trips over a ladybug and dies, then saphira falls from the sky right onto galbatorix and his dragon killing them

lol. wow i would satisfied with that ending too

Umm, Galbatorix gets flattened by a train, Murtagh turns into a tree, and Eragon loses his sanity and becomes convinced that he is only a character in a story, not a real person. Arya gets struck by lightning and reappears in Mordor.

Eragon goes delirious and stabs Arya and then like Saphira is like '***** this!' and drowns herself. Then Brom and Ajihod's spirits come back and start screaming 'Your Mama' jokes at eachother. Meanwhile Roran wakes up from a coma and sees Oromis and Katrina kissing and shoots them both with a pistol. Then Galby turns into a goat and Shruikan eats him. Then Nasuada and Elva are like 'What the heck??'. Then Glaedr and Blagden start drinking tea and playing poker.


Edited by Valkrayie (8-28)

eragon byes a corvet but dosn`t have his licence and runs over galby and as galby dies he sees saphira kissing shuken then dr.phil shows up and pw3ns murtag saying he has double persanalitys but thorn won`t help because he`s always loved saphira and saw her kiss shuken and dies then eragon goes crazy and kills every one except dr.phil and then they walk away in the moon light

the final battle of the empire and varden

in the red corner, weighing at ??? Eragon

on the blue corner, galbatorix

lets get ready to rumbbbbbbbblllllllllllllllllllllllle!

after a grueling boxing match they were both tired and then brom rised from the dead and he killed everyone hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

then christopher paolini killed him The end