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superninja9910
Peasant
Joined: July 15th, 2008, 5:55 pm Posts: 55 Location: stuck in the land of amish...Ohio
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Affiliation: Dragonriders
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 funny endings for book 4
it was all a dream and whene eragon wakes up he cries
_________________ may your swords stay sharp!
You are indeed wise and experienced! You may encounter foes along your path and you are definitely brave enough to face them. However, you are wise enough to know when you can avoid a fight and save your energy. Your keen ability to think on your feet, resourcefulness, and ability to make allies are skills invaluable in any conflict you are brom
my God will not be silenced and neither will I.
chary:Elizabeth and Seth:accepted
 
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July 15th, 2008, 6:37 pm |
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dragon-freak
Master DragonRider
Joined: December 23rd, 2007, 3:28 pm Posts: 2036 Location: RN!!
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
that eragon is really also galby and he has been fighting him self the whole time
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July 15th, 2008, 6:47 pm |
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rpm12345
Pink Dragon
Joined: October 12th, 2006, 12:25 am Posts: 6215 Location: MA
Gender: Guy
Affiliation: Dragonriders
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
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July 15th, 2008, 7:15 pm |
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superninja9910
Peasant
Joined: July 15th, 2008, 5:55 pm Posts: 55 Location: stuck in the land of amish...Ohio
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Affiliation: Dragonriders
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
wats the end of the fantacy?
_________________ may your swords stay sharp!
You are indeed wise and experienced! You may encounter foes along your path and you are definitely brave enough to face them. However, you are wise enough to know when you can avoid a fight and save your energy. Your keen ability to think on your feet, resourcefulness, and ability to make allies are skills invaluable in any conflict you are brom
my God will not be silenced and neither will I.
chary:Elizabeth and Seth:accepted
 
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July 15th, 2008, 7:22 pm |
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Keogan
New Peasant
Joined: August 23rd, 2008, 3:46 am Posts: 29
Gender: Guy
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
I heard Orik and Arya fall in love and get married at the end of the book. Its true heres the link: http://www.ChristoperPtalks.net/ifyouactuallyclickthisyouarestupid.info
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August 23rd, 2008, 4:02 am |
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Oromis-Elda
Peasant Elder
Joined: September 29th, 2008, 7:53 am Posts: 79 Location: where do you think? In the computer of course
Gender: Guy
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
da!!!! Orik is married
_________________ You are most like ARYA
You are a swordsman of great renown and are second to no one! At the same time, you are an unsurpassed wielder of magic, vastly intelligent and wise. Any queen or king would be lucky to have you as an asset but you are also independent in nature and follow no leader blindly.
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October 9th, 2008, 2:18 pm |
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fleshshapestheday
Wise DragonRider
Joined: September 28th, 2008, 4:42 pm Posts: 1368 Location: probably doing something awesome.
Gender: Guy
Affiliation: SF Rebels
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
Right as Eragon cahrges in to kill Galby, he has a heart attack and dies.
_________________ TO SAND To sand go tracers and ball ammunition. To sand the green smoke goes. Each finned mortar, spinning in light. Each star Cluster, bursting above. To sand go the skeletons of war, year by year. To sand go the reticles of the brain, the minarets and steeple bells, brackish sludge from the open sewers, trashfires, the silent crowd resting on the shoulders of a yak. To sand each head of cabbage unravels its leaves the way dreams burn in the oilfires of night.
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October 14th, 2008, 3:18 am |
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superninja9910
Peasant
Joined: July 15th, 2008, 5:55 pm Posts: 55 Location: stuck in the land of amish...Ohio
Gender: Girl
Affiliation: Dragonriders
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
brom comes back from the dead and galby kisses him but brom stabbs him in the back and eragon cries because brom is gay (but brom isnt realy gay he awsome  )
_________________ may your swords stay sharp!
You are indeed wise and experienced! You may encounter foes along your path and you are definitely brave enough to face them. However, you are wise enough to know when you can avoid a fight and save your energy. Your keen ability to think on your feet, resourcefulness, and ability to make allies are skills invaluable in any conflict you are brom
my God will not be silenced and neither will I.
chary:Elizabeth and Seth:accepted
 
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October 29th, 2008, 7:52 pm |
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tokenbrand
Dragon Egg Carrier
Joined: October 19th, 2008, 7:20 pm Posts: 246 Location: nebraska
Gender: Guy
Affiliation: Dwarves
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
im just going to hold my fingers.... i dont want to say somthing i'll regret
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October 29th, 2008, 11:38 pm |
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Australianrockstar
Peasant Elder
Joined: October 14th, 2008, 10:06 pm Posts: 138
Gender: Girl
Affiliation: Dragonriders
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
that eragon transports into the future ....to our country and our time and cannot go back to alagaesia. oh wait,,,that's not funny ..sorry =(
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October 30th, 2008, 10:38 pm |
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superninja9910
Peasant
Joined: July 15th, 2008, 5:55 pm Posts: 55 Location: stuck in the land of amish...Ohio
Gender: Girl
Affiliation: Dragonriders
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
no its funny lol itd be funny if he challenged sombody to a dule and the guy pulled a gun on him but didnt kill him
_________________ may your swords stay sharp!
You are indeed wise and experienced! You may encounter foes along your path and you are definitely brave enough to face them. However, you are wise enough to know when you can avoid a fight and save your energy. Your keen ability to think on your feet, resourcefulness, and ability to make allies are skills invaluable in any conflict you are brom
my God will not be silenced and neither will I.
chary:Elizabeth and Seth:accepted
 
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November 2nd, 2008, 9:20 pm |
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tokenbrand
Dragon Egg Carrier
Joined: October 19th, 2008, 7:20 pm Posts: 246 Location: nebraska
Gender: Guy
Affiliation: Dwarves
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
_________________ please click these eggs if you dont they die the same with the little dragons






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November 2nd, 2008, 11:41 pm |
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fleshshapestheday
Wise DragonRider
Joined: September 28th, 2008, 4:42 pm Posts: 1368 Location: probably doing something awesome.
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Affiliation: SF Rebels
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
Ummm... k'ay... Right as Eragon Charges in too kill Galby, Coheed & Cambria appear because they were rocking out so hard at their Neverender concert that they made a time-space wormhole and it transported them there, Galby is very confused and Eragon kills him while Claudio Shanchez is screaming into his guitar. Yea, that sounds plausible...
_________________ TO SAND To sand go tracers and ball ammunition. To sand the green smoke goes. Each finned mortar, spinning in light. Each star Cluster, bursting above. To sand go the skeletons of war, year by year. To sand go the reticles of the brain, the minarets and steeple bells, brackish sludge from the open sewers, trashfires, the silent crowd resting on the shoulders of a yak. To sand each head of cabbage unravels its leaves the way dreams burn in the oilfires of night.
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November 3rd, 2008, 11:12 pm |
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consoleds
Peasant Elder
Joined: August 18th, 2008, 3:16 am Posts: 113 Location: Meditating in a white place.
Gender: Guy
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
Eragon reveals he loves Murtagh and they get married and Galby will be the one who marries them.
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November 4th, 2008, 11:38 am |
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Argetbrisingr
New Peasant
Joined: November 16th, 2008, 9:44 pm Posts: 16 Location: In a place that takes 1 and returns 100..that gives away your heart ant then fills it up...
Gender: Girl
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
This thread is weird. Eragon casts a spell that (accidentally) kills every living thing exept him and saphira. (that would actually be funny)
_________________ I read fantasy because it is fantasy. Not because it is true. Please stop making my favorite characters fall in love!!
Arya's going to be the next Rider! I KNOW IT!!! You want proof, I'll give you proof: 1. she has green magic, though not total proof, it is an indicator. 2. she is a great spell caster, making her need WAY less training 3. she's a great warrior. 4. it would solve Eragon's love problem, which from CP's point of view is probably a BIG reason. 2+3=5. she and Eragon would actually stand a chance against Galbatorix and Murtagh I LOVE THORN
You are most like SAPHIRA
Like the majestic dragon, Saphira, you are brave and ferocious in battle but also deep in ancient wisdom. You think before flying headfirst into battle. You prefer the solitude of the wilderness to the populated cities of Alagaesia.
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November 20th, 2008, 6:32 pm |
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Keogan
New Peasant
Joined: August 23rd, 2008, 3:46 am Posts: 29
Gender: Guy
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
You are all....................LOOSERS Here is the best ....aw i forgot what i was going say. Oh year, Nasuda and Galby get married. And Eragon because their adopted son.
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November 21st, 2008, 1:33 am |
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sid
Master DragonRider
Joined: September 14th, 2008, 8:49 am Posts: 2726 Location: Earth.
Gender: Guy
Affiliation: Vardens
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
nono........eragon jumps in the air to give galby his final strike but then a tiny insect goes in his eyes and he falls into a crevice in the ground or some sorta crack and dies.....
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If I think your cool enough, I might just contact you... Not from the computer or anything... But there should be a message in your city... Somewhere... Don't believe me? I don't want you to. Just be on the lookout... You'll find out for yourself soon enough...
That is, if your cool enough...
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November 21st, 2008, 9:42 am |
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Oromis-Elda
Peasant Elder
Joined: September 29th, 2008, 7:53 am Posts: 79 Location: where do you think? In the computer of course
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
OK here's another
Eragon goes to the future and gets a super-dooper weapon that could kill galby on the spot but then galby goes to the future too and gets a super-dooper shield and can't be killed. then eragon goes back to the future to get a better weapon and galby follows him. but OK it's the middle-age and the time machine runs out of power and they get stuck in the time limbo where they stay till forever...
_________________ You are most like ARYA
You are a swordsman of great renown and are second to no one! At the same time, you are an unsurpassed wielder of magic, vastly intelligent and wise. Any queen or king would be lucky to have you as an asset but you are also independent in nature and follow no leader blindly.
[CENTER] Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.[/CENTER]
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May 5th, 2009, 6:01 pm |
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Elvira
New Peasant
Joined: April 8th, 2009, 5:45 pm Posts: 16
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
No YOU are all losers! Eragon is at the last hit with galby, arya runs in, and casts a spell on him, because angela forsor that he would die, so he ends up in a never-ending world with her, and galby is still there! How weird!
_________________ Elf's, where did they come from???? Wouldn't it be cool if Saphira mated with a elf, it would be like, super elf dragons *random thought*
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May 7th, 2009, 4:32 pm |
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crazydragongirl
Pink Dragon
Joined: March 10th, 2009, 11:10 pm Posts: 5815 Location: Flying across the oceans on Valkaria's back and watching dawn bloom over the sky
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
What do you mean, angela foretold he would die? Of course he'll die. Everyone dies eventually. And angela didn't say anything about his death, but she did say he would live an extaordinarily long life.
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May 7th, 2009, 4:35 pm |
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eragonrules990
DragonRider
Joined: April 8th, 2009, 7:56 pm Posts: 898
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 Re: funny endings for book 4
shruikan goes good, and galby kills him for that, which makes murtagh laugh to death, and the varden cheer, for a lost foe, and nasuada dies becasue of a mosh pit, and eragon has to rule the varden, but stinks at it and galby wins the war!!!, then ants crawl into galbys brain and kill him and take over the world!!
_________________ I love guitar, lacrosse, and karate. MURTAGH FOREVER!!! Arya will be the next rider!!! I'm completely convinced and no one will change my mind. And she will get together with Eragon.
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May 8th, 2009, 11:41 am |
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