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Post funny endings for book 4
it was all a dream and whene eragon wakes up he cries

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may your swords stay sharp!

You are indeed wise and experienced! You may encounter foes along your path and you are definitely brave enough to face them. However, you are wise enough to know when you can avoid a fight and save your energy. Your keen ability to think on your feet, resourcefulness, and ability to make allies are skills invaluable in any conflict you are brom

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July 15th, 2008, 6:37 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
that eragon is really also galby and he has been fighting him self the whole time

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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
that the whole story is one of Micheal Jackson's fantasys :lol: :lol: :lol:

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July 15th, 2008, 7:15 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
wats the end of the fantacy?

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may your swords stay sharp!

You are indeed wise and experienced! You may encounter foes along your path and you are definitely brave enough to face them. However, you are wise enough to know when you can avoid a fight and save your energy. Your keen ability to think on your feet, resourcefulness, and ability to make allies are skills invaluable in any conflict you are brom

my God will not be silenced and neither will I.

chary:Elizabeth and Seth:accepted
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July 15th, 2008, 7:22 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
I heard Orik and Arya fall in love and get married at the end of the book. Its true heres the link: http://www.ChristoperPtalks.net/ifyouactuallyclickthisyouarestupid.info


August 23rd, 2008, 4:02 am Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
da!!!!
Orik is married

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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
Right as Eragon cahrges in to kill Galby, he has a heart attack and dies. :lol:

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October 14th, 2008, 3:18 am Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
brom comes back from the dead and galby kisses him but brom stabbs him in the back and eragon cries because brom is gay

(but brom isnt realy gay he awsome :P)

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may your swords stay sharp!

You are indeed wise and experienced! You may encounter foes along your path and you are definitely brave enough to face them. However, you are wise enough to know when you can avoid a fight and save your energy. Your keen ability to think on your feet, resourcefulness, and ability to make allies are skills invaluable in any conflict you are brom

my God will not be silenced and neither will I.

chary:Elizabeth and Seth:accepted
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October 29th, 2008, 7:52 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
im just going to hold my fingers.... i dont want to say somthing i'll regret

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October 29th, 2008, 11:38 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
that eragon transports into the future ....to our country and our time and cannot go back to alagaesia. oh wait,,,that's not funny ..sorry =(

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October 30th, 2008, 10:38 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
no its funny lol itd be funny if he challenged sombody to a dule and the guy pulled a gun on him but didnt kill him :lol:

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may your swords stay sharp!

You are indeed wise and experienced! You may encounter foes along your path and you are definitely brave enough to face them. However, you are wise enough to know when you can avoid a fight and save your energy. Your keen ability to think on your feet, resourcefulness, and ability to make allies are skills invaluable in any conflict you are brom

my God will not be silenced and neither will I.

chary:Elizabeth and Seth:accepted
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November 2nd, 2008, 9:20 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
i think it would be realy funny if it ended with ergon taking a crap into galbys mouth!


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November 2nd, 2008, 11:41 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
Ummm... k'ay...
Right as Eragon Charges in too kill Galby, Coheed & Cambria appear because they were rocking out so hard at their Neverender concert that they made a time-space wormhole and it transported them there, Galby is very confused and Eragon kills him while Claudio Shanchez is screaming into his guitar.
Yea, that sounds plausible...

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To sand go tracers and ball ammunition.
To sand the green smoke goes.
Each finned mortar, spinning in light.
Each star Cluster, bursting above.
To sand go the skeletons of war, year by year.
To sand go the reticles of the brain,
the minarets and steeple bells, brackish
sludge from the open sewers, trashfires,
the silent crowd resting
on the shoulders of a yak. To sand
each head of cabbage unravels its leaves
the way dreams burn in the oilfires of night.


November 3rd, 2008, 11:12 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
Eragon reveals he loves Murtagh and they get married and Galby will be the one who marries them.

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November 4th, 2008, 11:38 am Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
This thread is weird.
Eragon casts a spell that (accidentally) kills every living thing exept him and saphira. (that would actually be funny)

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1. she has green magic, though not total proof, it is an indicator. 2. she is a great spell caster, making her need WAY less training 3. she's a great warrior.
4. it would solve Eragon's love problem, which from CP's point of view is probably a BIG reason.
2+3=5. she and Eragon would actually stand a chance against Galbatorix and Murtagh

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November 20th, 2008, 6:32 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
You are all....................LOOSERS Here is the best ....aw i forgot what i was going say. Oh year, Nasuda and Galby get married. And Eragon because their adopted son.


November 21st, 2008, 1:33 am Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
nono........eragon jumps in the air to give galby his final strike but then a tiny insect goes in his eyes and he falls into a crevice in the ground or some sorta crack and dies.....

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November 21st, 2008, 9:42 am Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
OK here's another

Eragon goes to the future and gets a super-dooper weapon that could kill galby on the spot but then galby goes to the future too and gets a super-dooper shield and can't be killed.
then eragon goes back to the future to get a better weapon and galby follows him.
but OK it's the middle-age and the time machine runs out of power and they get stuck in the time limbo where they stay till forever... :o

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May 5th, 2009, 6:01 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
No YOU are all losers!
Eragon is at the last hit with galby, arya runs in, and casts a spell on him, because angela forsor that he would die, so he ends up in a never-ending world with her, and galby is still there! How weird!

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May 7th, 2009, 4:32 pm Profile
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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
What do you mean, angela foretold he would die? Of course he'll die. Everyone dies eventually. And angela didn't say anything about his death, but she did say he would live an extaordinarily long life.

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Post Re: funny endings for book 4
shruikan goes good, and galby kills him for that, which makes murtagh laugh to death, and the varden cheer, for a lost foe, and nasuada dies becasue of a mosh pit, and eragon has to rule the varden, but stinks at it and galby wins the war!!!, then ants crawl into galbys brain and kill him and take over the world!!

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