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A moment that could have been sent into AFV
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DurzaKiller26
Wise DragonRider
Joined: February 14th, 2006, 11:18 pm Posts: 1364 Location: my own, not so sane, head
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A moment that could have been sent into AFV
AFV is America's Funniest Home Videos, and i have a moment that would have been good on it. post your own.
one day, i was just walking in our back yard, and we have a little pool thingy that you can take the pool off and then you have sand box, well, pool part is broke, so we have a wood thing there instead, and i jumped up there to try and crack the wood, (4 no reason in patricular) and the wood slips away and i land on the rim then fall onto the grass and my butt still hurt 20 minutes after that. and no one was there to see.
_________________ Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.
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May 26th, 2006, 2:09 am |
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solembum100%
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i was walking down the drive way and all of a sudden, a golf cart at full speed was running twords me! i was in shock so i just stood their and i got hit with a golf cart.
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May 26th, 2006, 2:11 am |
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DurzaKiller26
Wise DragonRider
Joined: February 14th, 2006, 11:18 pm Posts: 1364 Location: my own, not so sane, head
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oh, yea, the one with your bro in it?
_________________ Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.
PM me if you are Christian like I am
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May 26th, 2006, 11:20 am |
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arya-saphira
New DragonRider
Joined: April 17th, 2006, 5:40 pm Posts: 484 Location: in my own little world
Gender: Girl
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..i think the story about my bro. getting hit between the legs with a potaoe is pretty darn funny (i wrote it in the injury thread)
..another funny...it was new years of 99 (y2k) i was hangin at my step-aunts playin cards with j & my cusins. . .my bro. walks in, and before even saying hi he yells, Stormy i'm a dumbass. i thinking (and u just realized this?, but was wondering why he yelled it). apparently he brought his playstastion but forgot the cords.
..i'll never forget that, "Stormy, I'm a dumbass!".
_________________ "i'll fight when needed, revel when there's an occasion mourn when there is grief, and die if my time comes... but i will not let anyone use me against my will." eragon.
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May 26th, 2006, 11:37 am |
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DurzaKiller26
Wise DragonRider
Joined: February 14th, 2006, 11:18 pm Posts: 1364 Location: my own, not so sane, head
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_________________ Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.
PM me if you are Christian like I am
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May 26th, 2006, 11:40 am |
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A_Roses_thorn
New DragonRider
Joined: April 4th, 2006, 6:31 am Posts: 355 Location: USA
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lol that funny. well i have plenty... heres a few...
one time i was running from my friend kris and i was wearin kinda baggy jeans well i tripped (me being my gracful self) and my pants fell down....
yesterday morning when my lil sis threw a frog at me, when i just opened my eyes.....
when i was spinning around in a chair and i fell and busted my butt.....
hmmm whats somemore..... oh this we have on camara.... my friend josh and i used to play when we were little, and i had a baby doll and he wanted it, so he chased me around the livin room with a little broom. then his mom took the doll and made him say his ABC's so he could play with the doll, when he got the doll we put some music on and he started dancing... it was funny cause we were like 2 or 3..
more later....
_________________ Love is not love which alters when alteration finds.
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May 26th, 2006, 11:40 am |
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DurzaKiller26
Wise DragonRider
Joined: February 14th, 2006, 11:18 pm Posts: 1364 Location: my own, not so sane, head
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thats funny. thats pretty darn funny
_________________ Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.
PM me if you are Christian like I am
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May 26th, 2006, 11:42 am |
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arya-saphira
New DragonRider
Joined: April 17th, 2006, 5:40 pm Posts: 484 Location: in my own little world
Gender: Girl
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_________________ "i'll fight when needed, revel when there's an occasion mourn when there is grief, and die if my time comes... but i will not let anyone use me against my will." eragon.
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May 26th, 2006, 11:51 am |
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Firetongue
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Joined: November 28th, 2005, 3:44 pm Posts: 10150 Location: England
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Affiliation: Surdans
Dragon: Llyelia
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lol We have "you've been framed" here, probably the same thing as AVF. The best thing about it though is Harry Hill's commentary- he is sooo funny lol
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May 26th, 2006, 7:16 pm |
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DurzaKiller26
Wise DragonRider
Joined: February 14th, 2006, 11:18 pm Posts: 1364 Location: my own, not so sane, head
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and i have no clue who he is. but if its got funy clips, well, then its funny
_________________ Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.
PM me if you are Christian like I am
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May 26th, 2006, 7:41 pm |
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Firetongue
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To be honest, Harry Hill is funnier than the actual clips lol
http://images.google.com/images?sourcei ... a=N&tab=wi
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May 26th, 2006, 7:45 pm |
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DurzaKiller26
Wise DragonRider
Joined: February 14th, 2006, 11:18 pm Posts: 1364 Location: my own, not so sane, head
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i didn't really look at any, closly, but that was funny, what i saw of them, well, i gotta sign off! astalavista!
_________________ Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.
PM me if you are Christian like I am
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May 26th, 2006, 7:47 pm |
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A_Roses_thorn
New DragonRider
Joined: April 4th, 2006, 6:31 am Posts: 355 Location: USA
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Duzakiller i really like your signature... the God is in heaven one.... anyways heres some more.
I was jet skiing with my friends, and their dad was trying to get on the one where you like have to get going then pull yourself on it, well he was behind the jet ski about to get on when he moved in front of the jet and it hit his "manly area" and he let out a yelp... and said "yeah dont move right in front of the jet." finally he got on the jet ski and his butt was stickin staight up in the air and he looked really goofy... then he fell off..
more stuff later.
_________________ Love is not love which alters when alteration finds.
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May 27th, 2006, 12:02 pm |
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DurzaKiller26
Wise DragonRider
Joined: February 14th, 2006, 11:18 pm Posts: 1364 Location: my own, not so sane, head
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ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 thats gotta hurt!
and thnx about the siggy, i wonder if a mod/admin will consider it talking about religion, which is agianst the rules. but i'll just make a new account if i get banned for having my sig like that. i mean sum people cuss in there sigs, and lots of people use the lords name in vain (cussing his name) and so the only differecne is i'm not cussing that word.
_________________ Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.
PM me if you are Christian like I am
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May 27th, 2006, 9:08 pm |
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Firetongue
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Joined: November 28th, 2005, 3:44 pm Posts: 10150 Location: England
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I think your sig will be ok as it's not offensive or anything. Oh, and if you ever got banned, mods/admins can look up your IP address so you wouldn't be able to create a new account.
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May 27th, 2006, 9:47 pm |
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Glaedr94
Sovereign DragonRider
Joined: January 7th, 2006, 7:06 pm Posts: 3246 Location: Green Plastic Dubai
Affiliation: Dragonriders
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i got a program that could hide/change my IP adress ( i only use it for online games i get banned from)
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May 28th, 2006, 1:11 pm |
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Firetongue
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Joined: November 28th, 2005, 3:44 pm Posts: 10150 Location: England
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Affiliation: Surdans
Dragon: Llyelia
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Well that's gonna make you seem trustworthy And about afv...
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May 28th, 2006, 3:08 pm |
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Glaedr94
Sovereign DragonRider
Joined: January 7th, 2006, 7:06 pm Posts: 3246 Location: Green Plastic Dubai
Affiliation: Dragonriders
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any one can get it so its not like im doing anything bad, i needed it for GBWC cus i hacked it and they know my IP adress cus i didnt do a full hack ( they caught me half way through) so i needed to still play so i changed my IP , i can do it this way or another way ( by microsoft rights)
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May 28th, 2006, 4:04 pm |
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zarroc
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Joined: April 7th, 2006, 3:36 pm Posts: 312 Location: hiding behind a rock being chased by the razzac
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cool.u try to hack soooo many things with out being caught or banned.
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May 28th, 2006, 4:10 pm |
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Glaedr94
Sovereign DragonRider
Joined: January 7th, 2006, 7:06 pm Posts: 3246 Location: Green Plastic Dubai
Affiliation: Dragonriders
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CEPT FOR GUNBOUNd ny ways back on topic: i got alot of times but am too lazy to think of now so ill say them later
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May 28th, 2006, 4:11 pm |
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DurzaKiller26
Wise DragonRider
Joined: February 14th, 2006, 11:18 pm Posts: 1364 Location: my own, not so sane, head
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well, if i even got a warning i'd tell parents if they asked, that i got a waring just for saying, "God is in heaven, we are on Earth, soon i shall be with him, will you? ponder this" in my sig. and since were christians, then parents will not have problem with that. so i just go and make one on Brisingr Forums. but NEwA, is NE1 else going to post there funny stuff?
_________________ Psalm 23 The lord is my sheperd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures; He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restores my soul; He leads me in the paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; For thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. You preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies; You anoint my head with oil; my cup runneth over. surely goodness and mercy shall follow mee all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the lord forever.
PM me if you are Christian like I am
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May 29th, 2006, 12:37 pm |
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