Okay, this game is weird. Basicly you pick a saying and come with a stupid way that it could have been invented. This is what you do:

1: Name the saying that you're going to use.
2: write a short description of why people everywhere say it.
3: The saying has to have something to with the previous one.

Example. If someone describes the cat got your tongue saying, then the next person has to use involving tongues or cats. It goes until no one can think of a saying. If there's no way to make it related, then the poster will just pick a random saying.

I'll go first.


Oneday in a village called Middle, on a street called Of, in the home of mister Nowhere, the power had gone out because of lightening. Mister Nowhere looked all over his house for the plug to his power generater, bear in mind that this was in year 300, on the alternate planet of NEBUWHAT. It was jet black and he couldn't see anything. He groped in the darkness until he found a switch. Meanwhile, the mayor was setting up speakers for a holiday production. They were set to be really loud. Mister Nowhere flicked the switch and the lights came on. He had just baught new light bulbs, so they were really bright. His face was right up against the lamp, so the light blinded him just as he yelled: "I see!" But then his son came in and yelled, as he was an arrogant teenalien, "Said the blind man!" the speakers were set so loud that, even though mister Nowhere and his son were in their own house, everyone on Earth heard the exchange and started saying it to each other.