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This is the prologue of eragon modified by someone to take the mick. Some might find it offensive to eragon or CP, but I would tell those people to lighten up because it's quite funny.

http://www.fictionpress.com/read.php?storyid=2089329

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June 7th, 2006, 8:02 pm Profile
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i'm not offended at all but don't u think it's kind of pointless?

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In my eyes- everything is pointless. That's what makes life fun.

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Ha Ha! man! where and how did u find this?

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No idea- just stumbled across it browsing the internet lol :lol:

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You kidding me!! It's awsome :wink: :D . what a great REWRITE!!!

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man! that was hilaryus (i'ma bad speler arn't i :oops: ) im gunna email it!!!

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OH MY GOSH!. I laughed so much and so hard, my stomach still hurts. You need the right twist of mind in order to come up with something like that! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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lol it's great, :lol: :lol: :lol: man ! Especially how durza is :lol: :lol: :lol: described !

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don't you think its wierd and strange?--in the funny way--well--in a way...

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wow that was very funny, even though it took me like 20 mins to read the little tiny print.

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:D brilliant :D

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it was funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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i think its kinda mean to do that. no one makes of of tolkein. or cs lewis (maybe cs lewis) why do you have to mess it up. they ruined my perception of durza, in the first paragraph.

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I'll bet people do make fun of Tolkien and CS Lewis, you just have to look harder lol :lol:

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thats probably true

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I know I won't be eatin' strawberries anytime soon... They're the only berry I could think of to match the description.lol Whoever did that was a genius of a joker. Only, I wouldn't want her/him to get a holdt of my book... :shock: :shock:

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hehe, I found more: http://www.anti-shurtugal.com/navarette.htm a small extract:

"That evening, out of desperation, Eragon checked the road again. He found deep ruts cut into the snow, with numerous hoof prints between them.

Id: Unfortunately for them, it was just a trail left by Santa Claus, who had needed a pit stop before he pissed his jolly red pants.

Cogitoad: The idea of Santa peeing disturbs me.

Id: All of that milk has to go somewhere."


it's a quote, so I can't be blamed for swearing.

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hah its funny! :P

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i don,t get it it does not look any thing like him. i,m not afended


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i cant go to any of those web sites... I tried every way i know and it keeps telling me that the page cant be found... can you guys stil get to it or is it just me???


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