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How To Post Alot 101
okay so like some people on the CHWYAB topic mention how many posts i have, how i get them so quick yada-yada, and i mentioned that it was strategic and suchlike and i mentioned 6 rules. so here they are, you can take them as they are or leave them or just comment about how stupid i am (cuz once you read them you'll understand.) so here goes:
1. don't have a life 2. join every topic possible (especially in the sections about discussing the books, its easier than joining a chat topic you don't really have anything to do with) (as a side note, please don't join a topic in those sections without reading at least most of the posts, because if you just join and post your theory, most likely someone has already posted that theory, and essentially you're just restating and it's a pointless post) 3. monitor your posts carefully 4. post the instant after someone else posts 5. annoy the hell out of everybody 6. don't have a life
(sorry i could only think of 5)
and sorry, really this is only a short summary of all that i had on my mind to say, but in the excitement of making this topic, i forgot all that i wanted to say. so just post and reply to this and then maybe i'll remember what i wanted to say. thanks. hope you benefit from this
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
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Re: How To Post Alot 101
It should not be worthless post that would be considered has spam
Counts are not that important on SaphiraForums. Of course it is fun to see our ranks go up, but there is more to it. We delete accounts which are never activated. We would have 5000 users if we did not delete spam accounts and inactive ones., but we don't care.
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March 13th, 2009, 12:26 am
sjlsscsdoo
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Re: How To Post Alot 101
nope, i only spammed three times when i first joined, but never since...at least i don't think
Edit: and i only made this topic because some people were curious as to how i did it
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
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Re: How To Post Alot 101
when i hit black dragon, that's when my will to post sped up. lol
ps: just as a little side announcement (cuz i'll be leaving soon), i have hit 125 posts just for today. so now you see how its possible for me to have so many posts without me even being here for a year yet
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
That used to be me, too... Though it wasn't multiple people, like you. These days I usually I just lurk around, but I'm posting a lot now for some reason.
March 13th, 2009, 1:37 am
alex
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Re: How To Post Alot 101
Caterpillar just sounds so much better. Guys stay on topic. This is a touchy subject and topic and you have already gain some opposition.
And for the SF addicts among us. Too much is not always good
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March 13th, 2009, 1:41 am
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Re: How To Post Alot 101
Most of my PMs began with people asking if I've seen a kangaroo ... xD
But yeah, uh ... anyway I have one post off 5200?
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March 13th, 2009, 1:44 am
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Re: How To Post Alot 101
Well...I definitely have 1 and 6 down...I dont know about the others lol.
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March 13th, 2009, 1:50 am
sjlsscsdoo
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Re: How To Post Alot 101
sorry, should i not have created this topic? i don't want The Other Family happening all over again...i just wanted to answer some of people's questions
lol, i think people have synonymized me with coffee. lol
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
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Re: How To Post Alot 101
I do number 5 in real life!
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March 13th, 2009, 3:29 am
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Re: How To Post Alot 101
Somebody actually MADE this topic? Wow.
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March 13th, 2009, 3:33 am
sjlsscsdoo
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Re: How To Post Alot 101
yes, that would be me...the pathetic half-loon, coffee-obsessed person. lol it takes someone like me to make a topic like this
eragon dies lonely, saphira cries acidic tears on thorn who dies, and as he is dying accidentally claws murtagh to death, whose sword shoots out and stabs arya, who dies and curses "brisingr" as she's dying, accidentally setting islanzadi on fire, who curses galby, who dies, and shruikan dies of a heart attack from the shock of all, and ants rule the world! then termites eat the ants and termites rule the world!
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