fair enough. just saying i wouldn't.

ok. i watch and learn from zombie movies. exep dawn of the dead. zombies cant run that fast.

how fast can a rotting corpse thats missing about 75% of its organs and muscles really move? not too fast, if at all

at least 5 stamering steps per min.

Fast enough to scare the living daylights out of me!

lol. no kiddin annie.
i'd fight, but don't mean i wouldn't be scared
lol. right now never scared is playin. lol how ironic

slow enough to run to a gun shop.

lol. u got that right solembum.
i don't live near a shop, but that's ok. we have a few of our own
i'm glad they aren't reall though.

their real. at least i think they do.

I think in that case I'd have to run to America. Actually, my friend has a gun! Yay- no zombies. I think it's weird how people in other countries can just head off to a gun shop.

Here in the States it has become an increasing problem for the authorities. The government has tried to pass some bills on gun control but with no success.
As a parent, it is a scary thing because there has been shootings in schools, and so on. I can tell you horror anecdotes of things that happen here.

thats not only scary for parents, imagine how bad it is for students like me! also, zombies probably cant get up if they fall down(theyll crawl), so why doesnt anyone ever use tripwires????

...or hose them away with a lot of pressure!

yeah, a fire house would probably cut them in half!

Well, if zombies were real, and they had risen from the dead (fairly impossible) then I doubt a fire hose would stop them.

Well, if they have risen from the dead they must smell like the Urgals or the Raz'zac, so hosing them down would be a good thing.


Mental picture, mental picture:

(Arms flailing about, mummies skidding and falling about.)

lol that's true!

There is this movie from the 80's which i just love called "Mannequin" and there is a part where that happens, but of course, not with mummies!

ya, in britain, the cops dont have a gun, and you dont have a gun. so they say to the theif or what ever, " STOP! or ill say stop again!"

They have a gun if bombs are involved. And I actually respect our cops for not needing guns to sort out stuff.

people are scared of cops coz they steal ur money!!!!!

were did that come from?

coz firetongue said that cops don't need guns to sort things out, but that's becoz people are scared of them, well maybe respective is a better word, so yeah

im scared of those royal gards man! if you touch them they crack you over the skull with the butt of their gun!

Since when do cops steal your money? I know this is meant to be about zombies, but I really want to know where you got that idea from. And what royal guards? The queen's ones?

ya, the ones with the red suits and the big black furry hats.

lol they're funny. And I don't think they crack you over the head with their guns... but they do stand really still. But I think we should probably talk about zombies now.

well when they give you a ticket, they technically steal ur money
and uhh i think royal guards are smarter than that. solembum, is that from a personal story?(which is very likely considering u are so crazy and unpredictable )

zombies stink. big time! their all rotted away, yet they walk on you carpet with no respect or even taking their sheos off.

wait! i was talking to you! who wants to talk about zombies anyways? everyone knows they're real so let's move on

go to a diffrent topic then.

........since when do zombies have shoes?

science when they gets infected and the person who is still human doesnt take their sheos off.

yeah, but in the movies, they have blobs for feet

well im not talking about the movies am i?

yeah well what else could you be talking about? real life? hah yeah sure

actually, we are talking about real life..............

hah, very funny good one

no, realy. we arew talking about real life.

until you came.........

zombies are real.so are vampires,warewolves,and more

i think the reason why know one ever sees them is becaus the dont look as closely as they need to.

i think its because we are all blind, the brain just edits them out because most ppl dont belive in zombies

thank you Dr. phill. ok, moving on!

hey this might convince some people its called the zombie survival guide and the last like 15 or 20 pages is just reported accounts of zombies

i have that book and right now its right next to me.

lol reports of zombies...

wouldn't be like reports of UFOs when they're just hot air balloons, or the loch-ness-monster when it's a pile of twigs would it?

u know what i have to say of UFO's ( and everything else u guys are believing in and someday u'll realize hopefully) well someone one day just made up what a ufo looks like, that flying plate thing, but who actually knows what a ufo looks like? no one!!!

solembum so youve read the book


let some of these guys know what the back 15 or so pages say


(dont have a copy with me)

hehe, I don't care what the book says- you can't convince me zombies exist unless you introduce us.

dude. your asking me to do something that will waste at least 20 minets of my time, just to prove a piont. if YOU want to post all that, type "max brooks" in the address bar at the top if the screen and click on thelink that says " MAX BROOKS/THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE" and in their you will find all the info you want thats in the book. then, hold down the left clicker and high light the whole page if you want, and use the right clicker and go to " copy " then go back here and go to " post message " then right click in the space for typeing and click on " paste ".

i didnt mean all of it just like a few examples