basically you have to say the craziest random thing you said to get out of trouble with a teacher or parent or anyone that could have gotten you introuble.

i was in math class and i was eating carrots and my teacher has an eye like a hawk and he saw me then hes like WHAT ARE YOU CHEWING IM LIKE NOTHING then i put out my tongue and its all orange with weird carrot stuff on it :p then hes like THERES STUFF ON YOUR TONGUE im like ITS PAPER SEE then i pull out an orange piece of paper from my desk and i ripped a piece off the edge before showing it to him and he believed!

once upon a time, the end.

I'm sorely tempted to say something....

Once upon a time there was a carrot. He was a nice carrot, all the other vegetables liked him. But one day a rabbit came along and said "Hey, carrot! You look tasty!" The carrot gave the monstrous beast a fierce look and yelled " I AM NO ONE'S CARROT!!!" Then he beat the stuffing out of the bunny, picked up the stuffing and threw it out the window. He decided from then on that he would paint himself red and stand up for his fellow carrots against the oppressors. His name was Jeffery.

THE END?

yeah that was bad lol, I'm too tired to come up with something really stupid... as confusing as that sounds...

Usually is.

One day, He who must not be named(me!) was wondering why it seems to be name day. So to take out his frustration on life he decided to write a stupid story and then go to sleep. And then he met Jeffery. Jeffery said
" Hi. I'm from New Orleans." THE END?

wow. lol

once upon a time, there was a bad monkey named william robert jones. he ate a coconut. then he accidentally spilled ketchup on it, and the resulting chemical reaction burned off his eyebrows..................

ok not very good....i havnt gotten more than 4 hrs of sleep per night for the last week lol so i'm just about dead