wish granted but when you get it you open the book and its blank

i wish i wasnt 14 years old

Granted, but you are 99 years old instead.

I wish some guy in my class would stop acting like a girl.

wish granted but then he starts acting like a pig

i wish i was nothing

Granted, but ur parents kill themselves b/c they cant find u.

I wish my electricity model would hurry up and work.

granted but u r dead

i wish i was a girl

*No Wish*

I wish my cousin came today instead of in 4 weeks time.

granted but u fainted the momant she come and were unconsiouce 4 her whole visit

i wish i had a best friend

Granted, but then all ur other friends were so jelous they stopped playing wit u.

I wish I can score top marks in every test or assesment.

wish granted but ur from a country called linghoo and they cinsider top marks failurs

i wish i was a fish

Granted, but you got caught on a line and eaten

I wish I WASNT from the land of Linghoo.

wish granted but now ur in the land of kinghoo wich is alot worst

i wish i could wish

ganted, but when you wish everything you get breaks or dies to you're touch!
i wish i had a tail!

granted but ur tail is so long ur always triping on it

i wish i could eat as much as i want and not gain any waight

wish granted! But you get sick of eating
I wish i had an icecube!

granted but it melts right when you touch it.

i wish i had a horse

granted but it kicks u every time u get near it

i wish i could tipe fast

Granted, but u type really fast and make a lot of mistakes all the time.

I wish I had every single episode, manga and movie of Inuyasha.

granted but I break them all before you see them.

I wish i could find a good book to read.

granted but it's stolen as soon as u get to the last chapter

I wish I could find out whether this series has gotten to the third season yet

granted, but u get hit in the head and immediatly forget!!

i wish that no one would corrupt my wish

Granted, but u get so tired of waiting u decided 2 corrupt ur own wish instead.

I wish CP finished writing book 3 and I get a chance to read it.

granted, but it was chores

i wish that book 3 would come out tommorow, be amazing and 1000 pages, and i coudn't loose it or it be destroyed!!!

granted but the you get a book filled with blank pages

i wish that the third season of atla came out next week

Granted! but every time you try to watch it the power goes out
I wish i could get out of private school.

Granted, but you get into a really bad public school with students the are really bad. eg. my school (no offense to my school)

I wish my future school has exchange students to Japan.

granted, but none of them know english and yoou have no way to talk to them.

i wish that i had my own room.

granted but its so small u cant even fit in it

i wish none of u can spoil this wish...which is nothing!

granted but u wish for nothing!

i wish i couldnt sumtimes not ever be a ninja!

granted, but your a really bad one

i wish that i always had fun

granted,but the only way u have fun is by killing ppl!

i wish i had more hair(on my head)

Granted! But it will never stop growing so you will be always tripping on it

I wish I had wings

granted,but they wont light

i wish days were 30 hrs long

Granted, but every single day is exactly the same.

I wish I had more working computers.

granted,but ur boat was poorly built,and it collapses

i wish i lived 2 be 100

Granted, but it gets stolen straight away.

I wish my cousin understood english.

Granted, but you get really sick the next day.

I wish I could think of a good wish

granted but the next day is summer again lol

i wish summer would never end

so do I lol

Granted, but some wild dog eats it

I wish I know more websites to download music. (any1 know?)

Granted, but the sun explodes and there never was any summer again

I wish I could use the comp for as long as i wanted

Granted, but that 'something else' is poison and you die

I wish I had Inuyasha on dvd

granted, but then every one ignores you as if you don't exist.

i wish i had a better life, and more luck.

Granted, but it takes up all your money and you have none left to buy food and you starve.

I wish the third Inheritance book came out on July 5th 2007!

Granted, but its only 1 copy and some weird guy buys it before u

I wish I didnt have to go to piano lessons

granted, but all ur friends turn annoying the instant u befriend them and all the strangers turn nice

i wish my grandmother wasnt so annoying

(I have no idea what it is) Granted, but someone steals it from u

I wish I knew what a waccom tablet was

Granted but it soon pops.

I wish my pet wasnt so sick

Granted, but ur parents thought it was and threw it out

I wish I could rename my dog

granted but then they go out of style

I wish there was a new legend of zelda game gc

granted but stoping everything means no eating breathing...

i wish i didnt have to wait for show episodes

granted but they all air at once and you can only watch one and record one.


I wish my husband would grow up and take on some responsibility

granted but hell grow older all at once and hit 150 in 20 sec

i wish i could live on my own

(oh darn)

Granted but you'll have to live in an igloo at the North Pole where you're only neighbors are polar bears and there isn't any phone or internet sevice.

I wish my dogs would quit eating my turtles

granted but then theyll start eating u

i wish i could be anyone or thing i wanted

Granted, but then you're existance is split in two and you don't know which one you'll be from day to day.
I wish I had more money.

granted but then u have 9 hrs of homework


I wist that i could find a hundred dollars

granted, but its all play money

i wish i would receive my letter from hogwarts

granted... but it's a letter of rejection.

I wish there was no need for money.

granted but then u lose all of ur stuff for people can just take them

.... Granted but there needs to be a wish first!

I wish that dragons existed

granted but then thell wage war on earth

i wish i was a dragon rider

granted, but your dragon didnt like you and ignored you all the time.

i wish i had a car that worked and that had the the things i needed to drive it.

granted but the car is totally ugly

i wish i could fly

Granted but when you go in the air you get hit by a plane.

I wish i wasn't tired.

granted but now u cant sleep forever

i wish i could stay the same age for as long as i wanted

GRANTED BUT THEN ALL UR FREINDS LEAVE U

granter but theres no wish

i wish i could walk through walls

granted, but you dont really exist coz youre nothing more than someone visiting a memory in a pensieve

i wish i could write a fantastic book and be as famous as jkr

Granted but then some one writes a better book and no one buys urs

i wish i had the elder wand with me and no one can steal it from me

granted but you go mad with power and everyone avoids you till the day you die which will still happen because it doesn't make you immortal


i wish i could finish one of my novels well even if only i like it