Since someone made a topic for Fav Movie and Book qoutes but not for TV Shows I decided to start one, cause man, there are some pretty funny shows out there!!!!

Make sure you tell what show its from and whats episode if you can remember.

Dean: "Dont forget my extra onions."
Sam: "Dude, I have to ride in this car with your extra onions!"
Dean: "Then get me some pie!!"
Supernatural~ All Hell Breaks Loose Prt. 1

in naruto shippuuden 1. or episode 220
kohaku: "Naruto! look at my new harume no justsu!
naruto: " look, were both mature now. we cant do that sort of thing now. thats why theres this new and improved perverted jutsu!"
sakura procides to punch him.

Oh geez. This is hard. Hmmm...

(the movie title, Laserblast, appears on the screen)
Crow: Terrible name for laser eye surgery. Scares away the customers.
(name of the actor who plays protagonist{?}, Kim Milford, appears on the screen)
Tom Servo: Come on down to Milford. Free popsicles for the kids.
-Season Seven, Laserblast
Mike: Uh, Frank, where's the music?
Crow: Uhhh, we should have it done by the time it reaches those dollar theaters.
-Season Nine, Boggy Creek II: And The Legend Continues
Joel: You know, I know a bright young singer who's, um, tripped up on goofballs right now.
Crow: Tsk tsk tsk
Joel: Yep. And his head's about ten feet tall.
(later on in that scene)
Joel: You know, if they are dancing on top of dumpsters, does that make them white trash?
(later in the movie)
Joel: You know the difference between this and Titanic?
Crow: What?
Joel: Titanic had talent.
-Season Four, Catalina Caper

All from the classic comedy show, Mystery Science Theater 3000

not the best, but good...

Lois: "Your an Army Brat?"
AC: "No, just a brat."
-Smallville.......I cant remember what ep.

(In referance to To Kill A Mocking Bird)
"So, Rory, hows the book?"
"Okay. They still havent killed that damn bird."
-8 Simple Rules~ Ditto to above

lol
Sokka- It's a giant mushroom... Maybe it's friendly!!

Bart: "I wanna lawyer"
Lex: "And I want a pony tail. Life sucks kid."
Smallville ~ Justice

Dean: "Dude, you fugly."
Supernatural~ Scarecrow

Sam: "You like kids? Name three kids you even know."
Dean: (Silence)
Sam: (Scoffs, walks away)
Dean: "I'm thinking!"
Supernatural~ Dead in the Water

sir something: if a whitch floats, then what must the whitch weigh the same as?
person: gras!
person: wood!
person: uhhhh very small rocks!
king arthur: a duck!

monty python and the quest for the holy grail

Jack: (as Carter is setting his broken leg) "UGH! Captain! You wouldnt think jagged bone digging into raw nerves would hurt, but it DOES!!"
Stargate SG-1~ Solitudes

Sheppard: "Best case scenerio?"
McKay: "I win a Noble prize!"
S: "Worst case scenerio?"
MK: "We tear a hole in the universe."
Stargate Atlantis~ Trinity

This is from the bench warmers!!!But i cant remeber that one dudes name!(the good player)
??~Clark stop picking your nose!
Clark~but im have an itch!
??~What,..are you scrating your brain?
Clark~Yea! Its HUGE!!!!
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"soda!"~adam
Mythbusters

oo, just remembered another one.

Mike: Hey, if he landed in the middle of Sunset Strip, he wouldn't be outta place. Am I right here?
Crow: Haha. I think he's self-conscious about his big old butt.

(Mystery Science Theater 3000 Season 5- The Creeping Terror)

Dwight: God, *darn* it Jim!
Micahel: OK OK. Whoa, the judge is session. What's the problem?
Dwight: He put my stuff in Jell-O again!
(later on that same scene)
Ryan: You know, Michael, you should take him into custard-y.
Michael: Yeah, new guy!
Dwight: Well, you know one thing I'm concerned about? Damage to company property.
Micahel: (pause) Pudding. Puddin'. Trying to think of another dessert.

(The Office Season One)

Lol...I think we should've been posting those Avatar quotes in here all along... Ah well

Aang: (wide shot of the group on the cliffside) Good night Katara. Good night Sokka. Good night Toph. Good night Appa. Good night Momo. Good night Appa and Momo.

(A large speech bubble emerges with a very angry chibi Toph inside.)

Toph: (yelling) Go to sleep already!

Aww, I like the other topic better. Oh well, I guess this is more correct.

From The Southern Air Temple:
Iroh: So this is how the great Commander Zhao acts in defeat. Disgraceful.

Iroh: Even in exile my nephew is more honorable than you. (Zuko looks at his uncle in surprise at this comment.) Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious.

Zuko: (quietly) Did you really mean that, Uncle?
Iroh: (slyly) Of course. I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.

Yeah I guess we'll just have to transfer here now

From The Tales of Ba Sing Se:

Katara: Those girls don’t know what they’re talking about.
Toph: It’s okay. One of the good things about being blind is I don’t have to waste my time worrying about appearances. (Cut to her frowning face.) I don’t care what I look like. I’m not looking for anyone’s approval. I know who I am. (They stop walking, shot cuts back to show the both of them.)
Katara: That’s what I really admire about you, Toph. You’re so strong and confident and self assured. And I know it doesn’t matter, but…you’re really pretty.
Toph: (Smiling) I am‌?
Katara: Yeah. You are.

(Shot cuts to show them walking away together from behind.)

Toph: I’d return the compliment, but I have no idea what you look like.
Katara: (Laughs)
Toph: Thank you, Katara. (She punches her in the shoulder in a friendly way.)
Katara: Ow!

Aang: (thoughtfully) I thought I was trying to be strong, but really I was just running away from my feelings. Seeing this family together, so full of happiness and love, it reminded me of how I feel about Appa…..and how I feel about you.

(Katara wipes a streaming tear from her eye as Aang finishes speaking. Both step forward and embrace lovingly, tears welling up in Katara’s closed eyes. They disengage as Suki, Sokka and Toph step toward them. Katara straightens Aang’s collar before backing away.)

Student 1: I think The Boulder is gonna win back the belt at Earth Rumble 6.
Student 2: He’s gonna (cut to a close up of Aang’s face) have to fight his way through the best earthbenders in the world to even get a shot at the champ.

Aang: Excuse me, (runs over to the boys, cut to wider shot of the three) but where is this earthbending tournament exactly‌?

Student 1: It’s on the Island of Noneoya – none o’ ya business!

(Both laugh and walk away. Cut back to Aang, Sokka and Katara visible behind him. Sokka begins to laugh as he and his sister walk up behind Aang. Katara looks peeved at the boys’ treatment of Aang.)

Sokka: Ha, ha! Oh, I got to remember that one.

(Katara smiles and puts her hands on Aang’s shoulder and left arm.)

Katara: (in a comforting tone) I’ll take care of this.

(Cut to a view down the street and the right turn into a side street where the two boys disappeared into. Katara runs into the frame, waving her right hand in the air.)

Katara: Hey strong guys, wait up!

(Katara disappears around the corner. Cut to Aang and Sokka, who holds out his new bag in disdain.)

Sokka: What was I thinking?‌ I don’t need a new bag. Why’d you let me buy this‌?

(Sokka drops the bag and folds his arms crossly. Momo, perched on Sokka’s shoulder, looks down at the bag. He jumps down into the bag. Cut to a close shot of Momo settling in for some sleep, chittering happily. Cut back to a wider shot as Katara runs back into the frame.)

Katara: You ready to find an earthbending teacher‌? Because we’re going to Earth Rumble 6!
Aang: How did you get them to tell you‌?
Katara: Oh, (looks over her shoulder coyly) a girl has her ways.

(Cut to a shot of the two boys looking down at the camera. They are frozen from the neck down. Shift to a wider shot. Their feet are frozen to the walls of the buildings that line each side of the street. Their heads touch each other and together they form a gate or archway over the street.)

Haha, Katara was so cool in that one.

From The Boiling Rock part 2:
Warden: (to the prisoners) Welcome to The Boiling Rock. (he walks in front of the prisoners) I'm sure you've all heard the horrible rumors about our little island. Well I just want to tell you that they don't have to be true, (Stops in front of Hakoda) as long as you do everything I say. (to Hakoda) Look me in the eye when I'm talking to you.
Hakoda: (firmly) No.
Warden: Oh, you'd rather look at my shoes? Then take a look.

(The Warden pushes Hakoda to the ground. Sokka looks on worriedly.)

Warden: I know exactly who you are, Hakoda of the Water Tribe. So strong willed. But don't worry, we'll get rid of that in time. Now look me in the eye.

(Hakoda looks up slowly.)

Warden: (to Hakoda) See, isn't that better? (to the prisoners) You will all do as I say or pay the price. You will all-

(Hakoda trips the Warden with his handcuffs. Sokka stifles a laugh while two guards move to help the Warden.)

Guard: Are you okay sir?
Warden: I'm fine! Get these prisoners out of my sight.

(The Warden storms off. The prisoners are directed down some stairs. Sometime later we see Hakoda in his cell. The door opens and Sokka, in a guard uniform, walks in.)

Yeah, he was. Now he has a not-as-good VA...

LOL nice one

Bato: And for Aang, the mark of the trusted. You are now an honorary member of the water tribe.

(He marks Aang's forehead with a half circle mark.)

Aang: I can't.
Katara: Of course you can!
Aang (rubbing off the mark): No, you can't trust me.

(He backs away, his head hung low. Cut to a wider shot of the whole group.)

Katara: Aang, what are you talking about?
Aang (holding out the crumpled scroll): A messenger gave this to me for Bato. (Katara looks at the scroll and draws in a breath of surprise.) You have to understand, I was afraid you'd--
Sokka (looking at the map, and then Aang in hurt and surprise): This is the map to our father! You had it the whole time!? How could you? (Aang shrivels up.) Well, you can go to the North Pole on your own! I'm going to find Dad.

(Cut to wide shot with Sokka stalking away angrily.)

Bato: Now Sokka, I think you should--
Sokka: Katara, are you with me?
Katara (looking at Aang, then lowering her eyes): I'm with you, Sokka.

(She turns away, then cut to the three water tribe members leaving Aang alone on the beach. Fade to commercial break.)

Nice one, Toph! I can't believe Katara agreed to leave Aang, though.

From Imprisoned:
Katara: Earthbenders! You don't know me, but I know of you. Every child of my water tribe village was rocked to sleep with stories of the brave Earth Kingdom and the courageous Earthbenders who guard its borders. (Cut to a view of the Warden watching from one of the catwalks above, Katara continues from o.c.) Some of you may think that the Fire Nation has made you powerless. Yes, they have taken away your ability to bend, but they can't take away your courage and it is your courage they should truly fear! Because it runs deeper than any mine you've been forced to dig, any ocean that keeps you far from home. It is the strength of your hearts that make you who you are, hearts that will remain unbroken when all rock and stone has eroded away. The time to fight back is now! I can tell you the Avatar has returned! So remember your courage, Earthbenders, let us fight for our freedom!

(The scene concludes with a close up profile of Katara's face, etched in determination. After a few moments pass, her expression weakens. Cut to a view of the groups of prisoners, who turned away from her and go on with their conversations. Katara is crushed. Cut to the Warden, who smiles and walks away.)

Zuko: My father says she was born lucky. He says I was lucky to be born.

I think it's right, I don't feel like looking it up.

Haha, another hilarious Avatar moment.

From the beginning of The Puppetmaster:
Sokka: Suddenly, they heard something down the hall, in the dark. Oooh...It came into the torchlight. And they knew the blade of Wing-Fun was haunted! Aah-ah...

(Sokka dramatically pulls his sword out and wails in an attempt to be scary. Aang, Katara, and Toph are unimpressed.)

Aang: I think I liked "the man with a sword for a hand" better.
Toph: Water Tribe slumber parties must stink.
Katara: No, wait, I've got one, and this is a true Southern Water Tribe story.
Sokka: Is this one of those "a friend of my cousin knew some guy that this happened to" stories?

Katara: No, it happened to Mom. (everyone focuses their attention on her) One winter, when Mom was a girl, a snowstorm buried the whole village for weeks. A month later, Mom realized she hadn't seen her friend Nini since the storm. So mom and some others went to check on Nini's family. When they got there, no one was home, just a fire flickering in the fireplace. While the men went out to search, Mom stayed in the house. When she was alone, she heard a voice, (little girl’s voice) "It's so cold and I can't get warm." Mom turned and saw Nini standing by the fire. She was blue, like she was frozen. Mom ran outside for help, but…when every one came back, Nini was gone.

(Aang wraps Momo’s ears around his head nervously. The camera pans left to Sokka, who is hiding behind a tree trunk and peering over.)

Sokka: Where'd she go?
Katara: No one knows. Nini's house stands empty to this day. But sometimes, people see smoke coming up from the chimney, like little Nini is still trying to get warm.

Lol Katara's story was actually kinda funny. But Sokka's was just stupid! lol jk

From The Library:

Toph: (frustrated) Aw, does this place even exist?
Professor Zei: (smiling and holding his finger up) Some say it doesn’t.
Toph: Shouldn’t you have mentioned that before?

(Toph falls onto her side and groans, putting her dirty feet over the saddle’s edge. Fade to a shot from above of Appa flying. He gives a low roar. Cut to a shot of Zei in the saddle writing down notes. The camera pans to the left to show Toph who suddenly sits up and points out into the desert.)

Toph: (in excitement) There it is!

(The camera zooms out to show Katara and Sokka looking in the direction Toph is pointing. Cut to a shot of empty sand dunes that pass by. Katara, Sokka, Aang and Momo turn towards Toph and glare at her for tricking them. Cut back to the shot of Toph.)

Toph: That’s what it will sound like when one of you spots it.

Lol that play made everyone look like morons!

From The Siege of the North Part 2 (It's the full thing of what Alpha posted earlier):

Zuko: I finally have you. But I can't get you home because of this blizzard. (He walks over to the cave entrance to look out at the falling snow, his back to the camera) There's always something. Not that you would understand. You're like my sister. Everything always came easy to her. She's a firebending prodigy and everyone adores her. (Cut to a frontal view of Zuko) My father says she was born lucky. He says I was lucky to be born. (Cut to a view of his back again.) I don't need luck though. I don't want it. I've always had to struggle and fight and that's made me strong. It's made me who I am.

That was a nice mini-speech of Zuko's.

From The Blue Spirit:
Zhao: So this is the great Avatar? Master of all the elements. I don't know how you've managed to elude the Fire Nation for a hundred years, but your little game of hide and seek is over.
Aang: I've never hidden from you. Untie me and I'll fight you right now!
Zhao: Uhh, no. Tell me, how does it feel to be the only airbender left? (Putting his face up to Aang's.) Do you miss your people? (Aang's look of defiance melts and he drops his head.) Oh, don't worry, you won't be killed like they were. (Aang looks up again in anger.) See, if you die you'll just be reborn and the Fire Nation will have to being its search for the Avatar all over again. So, I'll keep you alive � but just barely.

Lol, I remember that one! Zhao's crazy

Katara: Looks like we need to stay another night so Appa can rest.
Sokka: (exasperated) I guess you’re right. You got any more food to sell?
Dock: (a piscine monstrosity in each hand) Would you like the one-headed fish, or the two-headed fish?
Sokka: (mulling it over briefly) Two-headed! (The kids are revolted.) What? You get more for your money that way!

Haahaha! Sokka was right, though...

I would post one right now, but ASN isn't working for me. Nothing but SF works here! What is with that?

Nice one! Second episode, right? The Avatar Returns?

From The Blue Spirit:
Aang: You know what the worst part about being born over a hundred years ago is? I miss all the friends I used to hang out with. Before the war started (cut to Aang still looking down at the ground), I used to always my friend Kuzan. The two of us, we'd get in and out of so much trouble together. He was one of the best friends I ever had. (he turns to face Zuko) And he was from the Fire Nation, just like you. If we knew each other back then, do you think we could have been friends too?

(Cut to a wide shot of Zuko lying on a bank of earth, Aang next to him, perched a large tree root. After a pause, Zuko lets loose a huge gout of flame at him, but Aang dodges and flies away on a current of air. Zuko watches him hop away from tree branch to tree branch and out sight.

Wow, little did they know that they would become friends later on and save the world and everything!

Later on in The Blue Spirit:

Iroh: Where have you been, Prince Zuko? You missed music night! Lieutenant Jee sang a stirring love song.
Zuko (walking away): I'm going to bed. No disturbances.

(Iroh rubs his head and begins to blow his horn again, echoing the same sad dirge that has been playing for much of the episode. Fade back to the run down temple. Aang returns, downcast. He puts frogs in his friends' mouths.)

Aang: S.uck on these. They'll make you feel better.

(Aang collapse backwards onto Appa's beaver like tail with a sigh. Cut to Sokka with a frog in his mouth.)

Sokka (speech impaired by the amphibian oral obstruction): Aang, how was your trip? Did you make any new friends?
Aang: No, I don't think I did.

Katara: Sokka’s right. We need to find King Bumi so Aang can learn earthbending somewhere safe.
Chong: Well, sounds like you’re headed to Omashu. (Sokka smacks his forehead loudly at this.) There’s an old story about a secret pass… (ominously) …right through the mountains.
Katara: (skeptically) Is this real or a legend?
Chong: Oh, it’s a real legend. And it’s as old as earthbending itself. (starts playing his guitar and sings) Two lovers, forbidden from one another… a war divides their people, and a mountain divides them apart. Built a path to be together. (stops and says normally) Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes… (sings enthusiastically as everyone else dances) Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Through the mountain! Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! Yeah!

(Everyone enjoys the song except Sokka, who looks miserable. On the last note, Chong concludes his chord with a flourish that leaves his left index finger pointed to the sky in a gesture of triumph. His audience, except Sokka, claps enthusiastically.)

Lol those people were so annoying! And creepy....

From The Awakening:

Aang: I'm not gonna make it. I failed.

(There is another flash of lightning and the spirit of Avatar Roku appears before Aang.)

Aang: Roku?
Roku: You haven't failed, Aang.
Aang: But everyone thinks I am dead again. They think I've abandoned them, and I'm losing this war. I'm letting the whole world down.
Roku: If anyone is to blame for the state of the world, it is me. I should've seen this war coming, and prevented it. You inherited my problems and my mistakes. But I also believe you are destined to redeem me, and save the world.
Aang: I don't know.

(A beam of moonlight casts over Aang.)

Yue: (off screen) You already saved the world.

(Aang looks up to the sky. The camera tilts up to show the moon shining through the clouds. The spirit of Yue appears in front of it.)

Yue: And you'll save the world again. But you can't give up.

(Yue descends towards Aang. Cut to a shot of Aang staring in wonder. His expression quickly turns to determination.)

Aang: You're right. I won't give up.

Nice one!

Majoy Tong: (snootily) I suggest you leave. You’re not welcome here, Avatar.
Katara: Why not? Aang helps people.
Aang: It’s true. (airbending himself down to where Katara and the Mayor stand) I’m on your side.
Mayor Tong: (accusingly) I find that hard to swallow considering what you did to us in your past life. It was Avatar Kyoshi; she murdered our glorious leader, Chin the Great.
Aang: You think that I… murdered someone?

(Cut to an old, hideous man.)

Old Man: (slurring) We used to be a great society before you killed our leader. (pointing to himself) Now look at us!

Aang: (cringing in revulsion) Huh!

Yeah, maybe someone should go check there... :ahem, you, ahem:

From The Swamp:
Katara: Sokka! You’ve got an elbow leech!
Sokka: (freaking out) Where?! Where?!

(After he stops moving, it is clear the leech is hanging from his elbow. Katara crosses her arms and looks coolly at her brother.)

Katara: Where do you think?
Sokka: (angrily ripping off the leech and throwing it near Katara) Why do things keep attaching to me?

LOL!!! Nice one!! Avatar was so funny even back then.....

Urrrghhhh stupid ASN isn't working....hmmm

Sokka: Man, sometimes I forget what a powerful bender that kid is.
Katara: [remembers what Aunt Wu told her before] Wait a minute! What did you say?
Sokka: Nothing. Just that Aang is one powerful bender.
Katara: [she stares at Aang for a while, as she soaks in the realization] I suppose he is.

Lol, nice. I always laughed at that guy....especially his legs

(The scene fades into the next which is a shot of a tree on a hill within the city as the sun is setting; very similar to the tree from Iroh’s flashback in Bitter Work. Leaves gently fall from the tree as Iroh approaches the trunk and looks out over the city as a softer version of Iroh’s liuqin music from earlier plays in the background. Iroh places the basket down and removes his hat. He then rests on his knees and piles some rocks at the tree’s base. Searching though her basket, he removes several things and places them at the bottom of the tree. He pulls out a sheet of paper and looks at it for a few seconds, closing his eyes and bowing his head, before placing it down as well. Finally he pulls two joss sticks, which are sticks of incense that burn, and lights them with his fingers by clicking the tips and places them down as well. The shot then shows that Iroh has just made a small memorial for his passed son, Lu Ten. The memorial is little more then the burning joss sticks, a few apples, and a bag of unknown contents. Most importantly, a sketched picture of Lu Ten sits against the rocks. He was quite handsome and had the same hair features that his father once did.)

Iroh: Happy Birthday, my son. (Cut to his face as he begins to cry.) If only I could have helped you. (He begins to sing his song from earlier, only this time he has difficulty keeping his voice from cracking under his grief.)

Leaves from the vine, falling so slow.
Like fragile, tiny shells,
Drifting in the foam.
Little soldier boy, come marching home.
Brave soldier boy, comes marching home.

(The tale ends with a freeze frame of Iroh under the tree sitting atop the hill. The images in the scene blur into a beautiful ethereal impression of color and form. This all happens in time with the music. Then a message appears during the final notes of the song. The message pays homage to the life of the talented actor who voiced Uncle Iroh.)

“In Honor Of Mako”

Nice quote! I was actually thinking of posting that soon...Too bad you beat me to it!

From The Chase:

(Fade to Appa descending onto one of the hills a little bit later. Once all six paws are on the ground, Toph jumps out of the saddle and lays flat on the ground. The other three climb out as well.)

Toph: Ahh, land, sweet land! (Using earthbending to propel herself to her feet and slinging her bag over her shoulder.) See you guys in the morning!
Katara: Actually, can you help us unload‌?
Toph: (Cut to her looking back.) Really?‌ You need me to help unload Sokka’s funky-smelling sleeping bag‌?

(Cut to Katara and Sokka standing beside Appa. Aang, off screen, hands down Sokka’s sleeping bag to him. He takes a few sniffs, twitches in disgust making a matching facial expression, and falls backward.)

Katara: Well, yeah. (Cut to Toph while Katara approaches her from the right) That and everything else. You’re a part of our team now and—
Toph: (Irritated) Look. (Pointing at Katara) I didn’t ask you to help unload my stuff. I’m carrying my own weight.

(Toph walks left off screen.)

Katara: (Hand on her hips.) That’s not the point.

(The camera cuts to and follows Katara from her right as she walks from left to right approaching Toph. When she reaches her it stops at a side view of both of them.)

Katara: Ever since joining us you’ve been nothing but selfish and unhelpful.
Toph: What‌ (Doing a half turn and pointing at Katara again.) Look here, sugar queen, (Drops arm and continues, Katara makes a gesture like she wants to interject.) I gave up everything I had so that I could teach Aang earthbending, so don’t you talk to me about being selfish!

(Camera backs away slightly to show Toph sitting quickly and making another stone tent around herself.)

Katara: Sugar Queen?!‌ (Toph closes off her rock tent by bringing a slab of earth up to cover the opening to Katara.) D-Did you just slam the door in my face!‌

(Shot cuts to show the tent from the front farther away with Katara moving erratically about it grumbling. Closer, we see the back of Sokka, Aang, and Momo as they watch on.)

Katara: How can you be so infuriating!‌

(She continues to grumble while the others speak.)

Aang: Should we… do something‌?
Sokka: Hey, I’m just enjoying the show.

(Cut to Katara pounding on the “door” of the tent as Aang walks up to her from the left.)

Aang: Okay, okay, you both need to calm down.
Katara: (Cut to the back of her head.) Both?‌ (Shouting, turning quickly to show a hysterical face.) I’m completely calm!

(Cut to a view just over Katara’s shoulder of Aang standing very still and erect. He begins to back slowly o.c. as he replies)

Aang: I… can see that.

(Cut to a shot of the nighttime sky through the trees. Then cut to Aang Sokka and Katara lying on the ground, the latter two in sleeping bags. Katara stares awake at the sky.)

Katara: The stars sure are beautiful tonight.

(Sokka next to her wakes up aggravated and covers his head in his bag to drown out the noise.)

Katara: Too bad you can’t see them, Toph!

(Cut to a shot of Toph’s tent. We hear a grunt and see a rumble of earth emerge from her tent and crawl quickly across the ground, the camera follows it, as it strikes Katara’s sleeping bag causing it to fly upwards and land on top of Sokka. Cut to a closer shot of Sokka, who flips his sister off him.)

Sokka: Hey, how is a guy supposed to sleep with all this yelling and earthquaking?!‌

Good one. Ahh, the good season 2 times....

From The Cave of Two Lovers:
Iroh: Zuko, remember that plant that I thought might be tea‌?
Zuko: (horrified) You didn’t!
Iroh: I did. (Iroh turns around to reveal his red, swollen face which he is scratching) And it wasn’t.
Zuko: (in repulsion) Yah!
Iroh: (calmly while scratching) When the rash spreads to my throat I will stop breathing. (excitedly) But look what I found! These are bacui berries, known to cure the poison of the white jade plant. That, or macahoni berries that cause blindness.
Zuko: (losing his patience) We’re not taking any more chances with these plants! We need to get help.
Iroh: But where are we going to go‌? We’re enemies of the Earth Kingdom, and fugitives from the Fire Nation.
Zuko: (musingly) If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they’ll have us killed.
Iroh: But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we’ll be turned over to Azula.

(They nod to each other in agreement.)


Zuko: Earth Kingdom it is.

Haha, nice one. "Momo, no!!! You've killed us all!!!" hehe

Sweet!! ASN has The Phoenix King in their transcripts!!

(Cut to Zuko’s sideview as Aang lands a distance away from him. Zuko turns and firebends towards Aang but he misses as Aang jumps onto the cliff. Zuko firebends towards the cliff repeatedly as Aang struggles to run across the uneven surface. Zuko’s last blast shatters the top part of the cliff into rubble. Cut to an overhead shot of Zuko as he runs towards the cliff and proceeds to scale it.

Cut to Katara who surfs back to shore.)

Katara: What happened?
Sokka: Zuko’s gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki (tries to pick up the fallen sand to mould the sculpture back into shape) and he destroyed it! Oh, and he’s attacking Aang.

Lol nice.

From Lake Laogai:
Smellerbee: (shouting) Jet!

(Katara turns in surprise, as Jet continues walking indifferently. She looks to Jet angrily.)

Katara: (accusingly) I thought you said you didn’t have your gang anymore.‌
Jet: (turns with a bewildered look) I don’t.

(Smellerbee throws herself against Jet, wrapping her arms around him with a look of utter relief)

Smellerbee: We were so worried. How did you get away from the Dai Li‌?
Katara: (aghast) The Dai Li‌?
Jet: I don’t know what she’s talking about. (everyone stops and draws closer to Jet and Smellerbee)
Smellerbee: He got arrested by the Dai Li a couple weeks ago. We saw them drag him away.
Jet: (baffled) Why would I be arrested‌ I’ve been living peacefully in the city?
Toph: (kneeling down, with a palm on the street between them) This doesn’t make any sense. They’re both telling the truth.
Katara: That’s impossible.
Sokka: (thoughtfully) No, it’s not. Toph can’t tell who’s lying because they both think they’re telling the truth. Jet’s been brainwashed. (points at Jet accusingly)
Jet: (distressed) That’s crazy! It can’t be. (starts looking around in a panic) Stay away from me!

(Everyone encircles Jet, and they begin to close in around him.)

How come nobody posts in these topics anymore?

From Sokka's Master:
Warden Poon: (descending) Look at you. You're just a fat, disgusting old man. You do nothing, you say nothing. You just eat and roll around in your own filth like a pig. You're a disgrace.

(Warden Poon spits on the floor before turning away and exiting the cell. Cut to a close up of Iroh. He smiles and flicks the stray strands of his hair back. Iroh picks up the bowl of mush and assumes a much more dignified, cross legged position and continues eating.)

Hey, we just watched that today!

From The Painted Lady:

Sokka: Hey, Dock. You work here too‌?
Dock: I’m not Dock, I’m Xu. Dock’s my brother.

(The kids are baffled.)

Aang: But we just saw you. You’re even wearing the same clothes. The only difference is your hat.
Dock: Dock works on the docks, that’s why they call him “Dock”, and I work in the shop, that’s why they call me “Xu”.
Aang: I don’t get it.
Dock: Me neither!

Lol that guy was creepy.

From The Southern Air Temple:
(Zhao approaches the exterior of the large tent, opens the flaps and enters. Two guards standing ready inside the entrance draw their spears back.)

Zhao: My search party is ready.

(Cut to Iroh and Zuko, sitting in chairs facing each other.)

Zhao: Once I'm out to sea, my guards will escort you back to your ship and you'll be free to go.
Zuko: Why? Are you worried I'm going to try and stop you?
Zhao: (laughing) You? Stop me? Impossible.
Zuko: (Zuko stands in defiance.) Don't underestimate me, Zhao. I will capture the Avatar before you.
Iroh: (standing also) Prince Zuko, that's enough!
Zhao: You can't compete with me. I have hundreds of warships under my command, and you... you're just a banished prince. No home. No allies. Your own father doesn't even want you.
Zuko: You're wrong. Once I deliver the Avatar to my father he will welcome me home with honor and restore my rightful place on the throne.
Zhao: (cut to sliding right pan of Zhao's face) If your father really wanted you home, he'd have let you return by now, Avatar or no Avatar, but in his eyes you are a failure and a disgrace to the Fire Nation.
Zuko: That's not true.
Zhao: You have the scar to prove it.
Zuko: (With a cry of indignation, launches himself to his feet, bringing his face within inches of Zhao's.) Maybe you'd like one to match!
Zhao: Is that a challenge?
Zuko: An agni kai. At sunset.
Zhao: Very well. It's a shame your father won't be here to watch me humiliate you. I guess your uncle will do.

Nice one! Zuko was so aggressive then, though...

Piandao: Sokka, when you first arrived, you were so unsure. You even seemed down on yourself. But I saw something in you right away. I saw a heart as strong as a lion turtle, and twice as big. And as we trained, it wasn't your skills that impressed me. (Fat kneels to Piandao and gives him the sword)No, it certainly wasn't your skills. (Sokka looks down in shame) You showed something beyond that.(unsheathes the sword, showing its black blade) Creativity, versatility, intelligence…these are the traits that define a great swordsman. And these are the traits that define you. (sheathes the sword, kneels and gives it to Sokka) You told me you didn't know if you were worthy, but I believe that you are more worthy than any man I have ever trained.

(Cut to a shot of the sword in Sokka’s hands. The camera tilts up to Sokka as he lowers his head in shame.)

Sokka: I'm sorry, Master. You're wrong. I am not worthy. I'm not who you think I am. I'm not from the Fire Nation. I'm from the Southern Water Tribe. (Aang, Katara, and Toph all gawk at Sokka with shock and disbelief) I lied so that I could learn swordsmanship from you. I'm sorry.

(Sokka holds his sword up for Piandao to take. Cut to a close up of Piandao frowning and turning away.)

Piandao: I'm sorry, too.

That episode was sweet.

From The Storm:
Old Woman: My joints say there's going to be a storm! A bad one.
Old Man: Well, it's your joints against my brain.
Old Woman: Then I hope your brain can find someone else to haul that fish, cause I ain't comin!
Old Man: Then I'll find a new fish hauler and pay him double what you get! How do you like that?
Sokka: I'll go!
Old Man (pointing at Sokka): You're hired!
Sokka (to the gang): What? You said get a job! And he's paying double.
Old Man: Double? Who told ya' that nonsense?

That scene was weird.... haha.

From Aunt Wu:
Sokka: I can't believe all these saps. (Cut to side view where it is apparent that Aang follows behind him.) Someone really needs to scream some sense at them.
Aang: They seem happy, Sokka.
Sokka: Not for long. I'm gonna prove Aunt Wu's predictions are nonsense. (Turns and grabs nearby man.) Hey, you. I bet Aunt Wu told you to wear those red shoes, didn't she?
Red Shoed Man: Yeh, she said I'd be wearing red shoes when I met my true love.
Sokka: Uh-huh. And how many times have you worn those shoes since you got that fortune?
Red Shoed Man: Everyday.
Sokka (swirling red fire appears behind him, demonstrating his anger and frustration): THEN OF COURSE IT'S GOING TO COME TRUE!
Red Shoed Man: Really? You think so? I'm so excited!

(Sokka kicks a stone on the ground, it hits a duck o.c., which soon flies up onto Sokka's shoulders and starts to annoy him. He crawls away with the duck expressing its displeasure loudly. Cut to wide shot of Aunt Wu's reading room, where she and Katara are seated. The camera zooms in to them.)

And later on in the same episode....

Sokka: I don't care what Aunt Wu told you, you have to take a bath sometime!

(Cut to a filthy old man, who smiles, grunts his acknowledgment of Sokka's shouting, and turns and walks away in a Pig-Pen like cloud of dirt and dust.)

I was glad when they finally acknowledged Toph's metalbending skills.

From The Serpent's Pass:
Iroh: So, Smellerbee, that’s an unusual name for a young man.
Smellerbee: (peeved) Maybe it’s because I’m not a man. I’m a girl! (shoots Iroh a look, rises and walks off)
Iroh: (calling after her) Oh, now I see! It’s a beautiful name for a lovely girl!

(Longshot quickly rises and follows, catching Smellerbee with a hand to her shoulder. He steps in front of her, giving her a hard look.)

Smellerbee: (contrite) I know. You’re right. As long as I’m confident with who I am, it doesn’t matter what other people think. Thanks Longshot. (he nods a stern approval)

(Zuko and Iroh are joined by Jet, who sits down with them.)

Jet: From what I heard, people eat like this every night in Ba Sing Se. I can’t wait to set my eyes on that giant wall.
Iroh: It is a magnificent sight.
Jet: So you’ve been there before‌?
Iroh: Once, when I was a different man. (looks away with regret)
Jet: (glancing around) I’ve done some things in my past that I’m not proud of. But that’s why I’m going to Ba Sing Se, for a new beginning. A second chance.
Iroh: That’s very noble of you. I believe people can change their lives if they want to. I believe in second chances. (shares a meaningful look with Zuko, while Jet studies them both)

From The Painted Lady:

Boy: I knew you’d come.
Dock: Thank you!
Random Villager: Painted Lady, you’re the best!
Dock: Me and my brothers really owe you a lot. (Looking at her, he has a shock of recognition.) Hey, wait a minute! I know you! You’re not the Painted Lady, you’re that colonial girl!
Boy: Yeah, you’re the lady that gave me a fish!
Dock: You’ve been tricking us. You’re a waterbender!
Random Villager: She’s a waterbender! How dare you act like our Painted Lady‌!

(The crowd surges forward in anger. Sokka runs forward to intervene.)

Sokka: Maybe she is a waterbender, but she was just trying to help you. Because of her, that factory won’t be polluting your river, and the army is gone. You should be down on your knees thanking her.
Katara: Sokka, it’s okay. (to the villagers) I shouldn’t have acted like someone I wasn’t, and I shouldn’t have tricked you. But I felt like I had to do something. It doesn’t matter if the Painted Lady is real or not. Because your problems are real, and this river is real. You can’t wait around for someone to help you. You have to help yourself.
Dock: She’s right, but what should we do?

(Toph, who has hidden in the crowd, pops out and makes a suggestion in a disguised voice.)

Toph: Maybe we can clean the river.
Dock: Yeah, we can clean the river! (The crowd cheers this idea.) Thank you. You know, you’re not so bad for a waterbender.
Sokka: You wouldn’t mind keeping that a secret, by the way, would you?
Dock: No problem. Keeping my mouth shut is a personal specialty. My brother Xu, on the other hand, hoo! He’s a blabbermouth.
Katara: So, Dock, are you gonna help us clean?
Dock: No, ma’am. I’m going to get my other brother, Bushi. He loves cleaning rivers. (Dock brazenly switches hats right in front of them.) Alright, I’m Bushi! Let’s get some river cleaning done.
Aang: Aha, I knew it! I knew you were the same guy. You’re the shop owner and the boat guy.
Dock: Oh, you must be talking about my brothers, Dock and Xu.
Aang: (exasperated) No, I just saw you! You switched hats and called yourself a different name!
Dock: Oh, you know who does that? My brother Dock. (conspiratorial whisper) He’s crazy!

(Aang fumes. It’s hopeless – Dock has been drinking industrial sewage for far too long.)

That guy was such a weirdo.

From The Northern Air Temple:
Sokka (angry): You make weapons for the Fire Nation!?

(The Mechanist looks down in humiliation. Cut to Teo and Aang.)

Teo: Explain all this! Now!
The Mechanist: It was about a year after we moved here. Fire Nation soldiers found our settlement. You were too young to remember this tale. They were going to destroy everything, burn it to the ground. I pleaded with them, I begged them to spare us. They asked what I had to offer. I offered� my services. You must understand, I did this for you!

(Teo turns his head and his wheelchair away. The Mechanist turns and walks back down the hall. Fade to the Mechanist back in his office. He is playing with a balloon driven by a candle in a basket below it. There are two eggs in the basket with happy faces on them. He lets the balloon go and it rises toward the ceiling. Behind him the door is heard opening. Cut to Aang and Teo in the doorway.)

Lol I hate Teo and his dad! They destroyed the Northern Air Temple!

From The Tales of Ba Sing Se:

1st Mean Girl: Wow, great makeup.
Toph: Thanks.
1st Mean Girl: For a clown!

(Toph’s face drops into a frown as they stop walking.)

Katara: Don’t listen to them, let’s just keep walking.
Star: I think she looks cute. Like that time we put that sweater on your pet poodle monkey.
3rd Mean Girl: Good one, Star!
Katara: Let’s go Toph.
Toph: No, no. That was a good one! “Like your poodle-monkey" Ha ha! You know what else is a good one?

(Toph pounds the ground once causing dust to rumble up as her earthbending shoots across the bridge to where the girls stand. A hole opens up in the stone bridge where Toph’s earthbending reaches them and all three fall through into the creek.)

Girls: Ahhh!
Katara: Now that was funny.

(With one move of her arm, Katara waterbends a huge wave that sweeps the girls away and down stream as they scream. Cut to a shot of Toph walking away from the bridge as Katara jogs to catch up.)

Katara: Those girls don’t know what they’re talking about.
Toph: It’s okay. One of the good things about being blind is I don’t have to waste my time worrying about appearances. (Cut to her frowning face.) I don’t care what I look like. I’m not looking for anyone’s approval. I know who I am. (They stop walking, shot cuts back to show the both of them.)
Katara: That’s what I really admire about you, Toph. You’re so strong and confident and self-assured. And I know it doesn’t matter, but…you’re really pretty.
Toph: (Smiling) I am?
Katara: Yeah. You are.

(Shot cuts to show them walking away together from behind.)

Toph: I’d return the compliment, but I have no idea what you look like.
Katara: (Laughs)
Toph: Thank you, Katara. (She punches her in the shoulder in a friendly way.)
Katara: Ow!

From The Avatar and the Firelord:

Zuko: (shouting) You sent this, didn't you? I found the secret history. Which, by the way should be renamed "the history most people already know." The note said that I needed to know about my great-grandfather's death, but he was still alive in the end.
Iroh: (looks up toward Zuko) No…he wasn't.
Zuko: (irked) What are you talking about?
Iroh: You have more than one great-grandfather, Prince Zuko. Sozin was your father's grandfather. Your mother's grandfather was Avatar Roku.
Zuko: (shocked) Why are you telling me this?
Iroh: Because understanding the struggle between your two great-grandfathers, can help you better understand the battle within yourself. Evil and good are always at war inside you, Zuko. It is your nature, your legacy. But there is a bright side. What happened generations ago can be resolved now…by you. Because of your legacy, you alone can cleanse the sins of our family and the fire nation. Born in you, along with all this strife, is the power to restore balance to the world.

OoOoOoOoO, Iroh's cool.

From The Swamp:
Aang: I get how the tree is one big thing, but, the whole world‌?
Hue: Sure. You think you’re any different from me‌ or your friends?‌ Or this tree?‌ (The camera cuts to different shots of the swamp as Hue speaks) If you listen hard enough you can hear every living thing breathing together, you can feel everything growing. We’re all livin’ together, even if most folks don’t act like it. We all have the same roots, and we are all branches of the same tree.

(Camera pans up form the last shot to show a long shot of the group sitting on the tree root.)

Katara: But what did our visions mean‌?
Hue: In the swamp we see visions of people we’ve lost, people we loved…

(The screen flashes white as we enter a flashback. The flashback pans right to show the spirit of Yue, and the back of Sokka and Katara’s mom.)

Hue: …folks we think are gone. But the swamp tells us they’re not.

(The screen flashes white and the flashback ends. When the screen returns, Hue is seated where he was and continues to speak.)

Hue: We’re still connected to ’em. Time is an illusion, and so is death.
Aang: But what about my vision‌? It was someone I had never met.
Hue: (smiling) You’re the Avatar. You tell me.

From Into The Inferno:

Zuko: Sorry, but you’re not going to become Fire Lord today. (jumps off Appa) I am.
Azula: (laughs) You’re hilarious.
Katara: (standing beside Zuko) And you’re going down.

(The fire sage motions to crown Azula, but she raises her hand, signalling him to stop.)

Azula: Wait. You want to be Fire Lord‌ Fine. Let’s settle this. Just you and me, brother. The showdown that was always meant to be. Agni Kai!
Zuko: You’re on.

(Katara turns to Zuko, surprised. Cut to a close up of Azula’s lips as the curls into a smile. Cut back to Katara and Zuko.)

Katara: What are you doing?‌ She’s playing you. She knows she can’t take us both so she's trying to separate us.
Zuko: I know. But I can take her this time.
Katara: But even you admitted to your Uncle that you would need help facing Azula.
Zuko: There’s something off about her, I can’t explain it but she’s slipping. And this way, no one else has to get hurt.

(Fade to a shot of the courtyard from the side. The camera pans from Zuko kneeling on the right end to Azula kneeling on the left end. Cut to a shot of Zuko rising and turning around, then cut to a shot of Azula rising. Each can be seen behind the other. Cut to a shot of Azula from the front turning and removing the Fire Lord robes.)

Azula: I’m sorry it has to end this way, brother.
Zuko: (in his stance) No, you’re not.

That was probably one of the best parts of the finale.

From The Phoenix King:
Zuko: Why are you all looking at me like I’m crazy‌?
Aang: About Sozin’s Comet… (takes a step forward) I was actually going to wait to fight the Fire Lord until after it came.
Zuko: After‌?
Aang: I’m not ready. (looks unconfident and unsure) I need more time to master firebending.
Toph: And frankly, your earthbending could still use some work too. (Aang looks disappointed)
Zuko: So… You all knew Aang was going to wait‌?
Sokka: Honestly, if Aang tries to fight the Fire Lord right now, he’s gonna lose. No offense.
Katara: The whole point of fighting the Fire Lord before the comet was to stop the Fire Nation from winning the war. But they pretty much won the war when they took Ba Sing Se. Things can’t get any worse. (drops her head in worry)
Zuko: You’re wrong. (turns head towards camera) It’s about to get worse than you can even imagine.

What a nutter.

From The King of Omashu:
Sokka: Why did you do all this instead of just telling Aang who you were?
King Bumi: First of all, it's pretty fun messing with people, hehe. (snort! snort!), but I do have a reason. Aang, you have a difficult task ahead. The world has changed in the hundred years you've been gone. It's the duty of the Avatar to restore balance to the world by defeating Fire Lord Ozai. You have much to learn. You must master the four elements and confront the Fire Lord, and when you do, I hope you will think like a mad genius! (Cut to Aang, who smiles, clasps his hands together in thanks, and bows.) And it looks like you're in good hands. You'll need your friends to help defeat the Fire Nation. (Momo jumps onto Aang's shoulder.) And you'll need Momo too.
Aang: Thank you for your wisdom. But before we leave, I have a challenge for you!

(Cut to a shot of the city. Pan right to reveal a chute. A moment later a delivery bin flies by, King Bumi at the front, Aang in the back. Both are having a blast as the air rushes by them. Cut to long shot of the city where a plume of dust and smoke rises after an impact sound is heard.)

I loved that scene.

From The Blind Bandit:
Xin Fu: The Blind Bandit!

(The crowd chants “bandit” as the screen expands to reveal two young women next to the Bandit who remove her cape and take the belt. Cut to a shot of Aang and Katara.)

Katara: She can’t really be blind. (cut to a close up of the Bandit’s eyes that pans right) It’s just part of her character, right?‌
Aang: I think she is.

(Screen expands to show Sokka.)

Sokka: I think she is… (yells) going down!

Wow, haven't posted here for a while.

From The Great Divide:
Sokka: That's some luck you knew Jin Wei and Wei Jin.
Aang: (smiling) You could call it luck. Or, you could call it... lying!

(Cut to Katara holding Momo in shock and Sokka angry at this pronouncement.)

Sokka: What!?
Aang: (sheepishly) I made the whole thing up.
Katara: (in disbelief) You did not! That is so wrong.
Aang: (looking around) Now where's that custard tart? I'm starving!

From Zuko Alone:

(Cut to a wider shot of Zuko standing in front of the stall. At the side, a kids hands his friend an egg, who throws it at the gambling soldiers. It hits a soldier on the head and the kids run off. The soldiers get up and look over and see Zuko's back to them. The street is otherwise empty.)

Gow: Hey! (he and his friends approach Zuko from behind) You throwing eggs at us stranger?
Zuko: No.
Gow: You see who did throw it?
Zuko: (turning around and putting his hand on his sword hilt) No.
Soldier: That's your favorite word, no?
Gow: Egg had to come from somewhere.
Zuko: (turning back to the merchant) Maybe a chicken flew over.

OoOoOo! Go Zuko!

From The Runaway:
Sokka: Toph, when I was in town, I found something that you're not gonna like.
(He unfurls the wanted poster.)
Toph: Well, it sounds like a sheet of paper, but I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.

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