LOL

hey, it fits!

i love spongebob.

but not as much as patrick.

if patrick were real, he would SO be my BEST FRIEND!!

back to whatever you call em.

If you were to compair you brain free memo space to a computers it would be somthing like this.
Your brain stores over 100,000,000,000 bites of memory during your lifetime.
AND you can ALWAYS learn something so your memo space is practicly limitless.

(our brains have over 5k(5000) times more memory space then the latest computers )

Yea it's true our brain is amazing, but what i heard is we can't optimized using our brain for 100%, i heard that maximum is just 4% and it's happened to Einstein. Imagine if we're using the 100% !! Why human can't use the whole capacity of their brain, perhaps there's a reason from Above we don't know

hey the horse thing wouln't be fair because horses are just like humans, no human is ugly... well no horse is ugly anyhow.


Okay I watched eaten alive the other night on animal planet and this person had tape worms living in her brain, she had eaten food in quatamalla with tape worm larva and some how it got into her head. They grew in there for 3 years until finally they found the reason behind the seizures, headaches, and noises in her head that she would have

ew, thats nasty! I wouldn't want that to be me!

a spinning black hole is a time machine to another dimension

it is illegal to walk in NYCity with ice cream in your back pocket

1) New York City has 11 letters

2) Afghanistan has 11 letters.

3) Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

4) George W Bush has 11 letters.

This could be a mere coincidence, but this gets more interesting:

1) New York is the 11th state.

2) The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

3) Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. 9 + 2 = 11

4) Flight 77 which also hit Twin Towers, was carrying 65 passengers. 6+5 = 11

5) The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11 as it is now known. 9 + 1+ 1 = 11

6) The date is equal to the US emergency services telephone number 911. 9 + 1 + 1 = 11.

Sheer coincidence..?! Read on and make up your own mind:

1) The total number of victims inside all the hi-jacked planes was 254. >2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

2) September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year. Again 2 + 5 + 4 = 11.

3) The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. 3 + 1 + 1 + 2 + 4 = 11.

4) The tragedy of Madrid happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.



Anyone can confirm this information? Because I just took it from some source without checking it further

whoa, that is like totally freaky. i dont thind it was coincidence. or if it was it happened like by some kinda force. maybe we should call this force 11. this is the next scary number after 666, who cares about 13 or 7's man, 11 is out to get us!

this is rly true:

did u know that 90 percent of that stuff under ur nails is feces in other words poop, and the other ten percent is peanutbutter.

lol are you sure it's true?? well i'm not eating peanut butter, so what is then? 100% feces?? lol

no doubt i hate peanut butter

ok. Did you know, if you do that thing with the alphabet and numbers-
a=100
b=101
c=102
d=103
and so on, add all the letters of hitler together, and it makes 666

well its true bout the feces, but not sure bout the peanut butter.

01 02 03 04 05 06

Do you know ???

That next month on
Thursday 4th May, 2006,
at two minutes and three seconds after 1-O'Clock
the time and date will be exactly:

01:02:03 04/05/06.

This will never happen again in your life time.

thats intresting...

this coming month will be 6/06/06. the sixth month of the sixth day of the sixth year. this coming date will be. the mark of the beast....

Those are the color codes used in HTML and CSS. Copy the code of the color you like in your HTML/CSS.

In example... {color=yellow} some text {/color} --> some text
and {color=#F9AD6F} some text {/color} --> some text

don't forget to replace { } to [ ]

I found it on ... aww forgot the link, but it's the same website that provide the eggs on your signature ..

*)Thanks and Regards to Firetounge

Do you know, there're 6 signs you're falling for someone



Ahahaha,, you don't say...

did you know, TOMOROWS DATE WILL BE 6.6.O6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! o-well.

did you know--- glass is over heated sand??
cigaretts contain imbalming fluid rat poisoning and more.
second hand smoke is worse than smoking it yourself.
everytime you breath you are releasing poison into the air.

yes, I did know all that lol which is surprising, because I don't know much

-Did you know that Jimmy Carter was the first U.S. president to have been born in a hospital?
-Or that Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing?
-The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." Uses every letter in the alphabet.
-In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
-Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
-A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
-In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile Services(two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not Pre-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1.
-The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
- The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
-The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)
-When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
-The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
-The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

My TV has a channel 1 lol

Yeah, mine has too! LOL

relly. that's odd. i don't think mine does. i'll check whan i get home.
--on topic:
-If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in he air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
-Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
-Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
-The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law that stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
-An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

Don't think it's odd, we're both not from america

I've heard all of that except the Hershey's kisses thing. I forgot all the other stuff anyway, but remembered now you said it.

- In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
-It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.
-Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
-There is an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.
-The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.
-Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.
-The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola,
and Budweiser, in that order.
-It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
-The Bible has been translated into Klingon.
-elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match

I knew that elephants can't jump, but the rest is new to me lol

-The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
-Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 other million people in the world?
-When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
-Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
-On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
-The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
-"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
-The longest word in the English language is 1909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
-You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
-Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
-Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
-You know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
-The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
-There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
-Cat's urine glows under a black light.
-Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
-In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
-Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
-Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
-The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
-Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
-One of the reasons marijuana is illegal today is because cotton growers in the 30s lobbied against hemp farmers-they saw it as competition.
-Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
-The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
-If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
-Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
-Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
-If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
-Feb 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
-The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary.

those are pretty trippy facts

wow. is that really true that if a hourse has the legs in the air, the guy died?

-did u know that 38 people on the ventrean memorial in Washington DC were alive after the war?
-DID u know that I HAVE A CAST ON AT THIS VERY MOMENT? AND IT ICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RANDOM

-Internationally, Baywatch is the most popular TV show in history.
-The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It to Beaver".
-In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
-A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
-The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.( I always fell on my face)
-Polar bears are left handed.
-The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, more than any other animal.
-The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
-A roach will live nine days without it's head. The only reason it doesn't live longer is it's unable to eat.
-The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off.
-Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (Real Quickies, They should talk to the pig)
-Butterflies taste with their feet.
-The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.
-Cows milk gives 8 in 10 people coronary heart disease.
-Every 100g of Corn Flakes has 1 mg of fecal matter.
-Eating lemons make you live longer.
-Broccoli is the food with the best anti-cancer properties.
-Eating half an orange a day reduces your chances of getting a heart attack by 50%.
-Eating one meal of fish a week reduces your chances of getting a heart attack by 50%.
-A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
-When pressured for grazing space, kangaroos have been known to kill competing sheep.
-Cows sleep only 3 hours a day.
-Sloths sleep up to 20 hours a day and get attain by eagles a lot because of it.
-your eye lids stay shut when you sneeze as a procationary. otherwise you eyeballs would pop out of socket.

wherer r u getting these facts?

beer has all 7 esential vitams for human life(woot!)
http://www.amusingfacts.com

some of the facts i knew, some i found on web
-Ten years ago, only 500 people in China could ski. This year, an estimated 5,000,000 Chinese will visit ski resorts.
-The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.
-Toxic house plants poison more children than household chemicals.
-Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
-In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.
-If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people.
-In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
-Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home run.
-A snail can sleep for three years.
-Turtles can breathe through their butts.
-Pearls melt in vinegar.
-Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
-You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
-Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
-Most lipstick contains fish scales.
-Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
-Close to 80% of people who watch the Super Bowl on television, only do so to view the commercials.

thats um...cool i guess.

-Mice can get pregnant before they are born themselves

(Please don't ask how lol)

I can't help it, Firetounge I need to ask: How ??? (where did you find this info, btw? interesting)

Prolly have a chance to reproduce A. sexualy(sorry not to gross anyone out) which means theyr well...born pregant. Just like a single worm is both male and female.

neway...since wer on a bio topic.

Mothers who shake theyr babys alot could lead to brain bleeding.
http://www.neurographics.org/2/1/1/3.shtml

And fathers...

ok any parent..brother, sister etc. etc. etc.


if bill gates droped 1mil n sumthen cents on the ground itd be cheaper for him to just keep walking.

haha I just randomly felt like saying that father thing...

weird laws:

Alabama
• It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
• Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
• Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
• Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
• It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.
• It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone's pity.
• You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant.
• You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

Alaska
• A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to mate on city streets.
• Even though it is legal to hunt a bear, it is illegal to wake a bear and take a picture for photo opportunities.
• It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
• Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

Arizona
• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
• It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
• Mohave County: A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
• There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.

Arkansas
• A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
• In Arkansas it is illegal to buy or sell blue lightbulbs.
• The Arkansas legislature passed a law that states that the Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

did you know ive seen the ifle tower! and ive seen MT. saint hellens? ( how ever you spell those crazy words.

I've seen the eifel tower too. In real life. Did you go to France?

um, sorta.

sorta? What does that mean lol

it means that i used a program ( dont ask me how i aquird it ) that alowed me to zoom in on it using satilite imaging.

oh. Google earth? I have that- I went and looked at texas lol Also, I looked at new york and tried to find the empire state building, but got lost lol Anyway- we should get back on topic.

did you know i didnt use that? ( you get waaaay crealer images from this )

what have you got then?

well, the code name for it is, a long strand of code. i call it " EARTH ". my step dad got it and he wont tell me where he got it.

oh well- for the topic more laws...

California
• Baldwin Park: Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
• Blythe: You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
• Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.
• In Los Angeles courts it is illegal to cry on the witness stand.
• In 1930, the City Council of Ontario passed an ordinance forbidding roosters to crow within the city limits.
• In California you may not set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
• In California, animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
• In Los Angeles, years ago it was legal to cook in your bedroom, but not to sleep in your kitchen.
• In Riverside, California, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.
• It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
• It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
• It is illegal to eat an orange in your bath tub
• Los Angeles law forbids hunting moths under a street light.
• Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

NO DESTURBN THE PIGENS!

????????stay on topic!

Look at these pretty ladies !










Uhmm... well I tell ya what...

They are NOT actually girls !!! XD

It's some kind of pagant held in Bangkok, Thailand--yeah they all are males...

Huh Are you sure?!?

woah... that is one of the scariest things I have ever seen

Ew what is wrong with people.... why would you feel the need to change sex or to try to look like a girl.... thats just weird and sorta wrong

Reminds me of Little Britain "I am a Lady."

You're joking aren't you? If you're not I'm a little worried because they really look like woman.

I got the pics from my mailing list, a friend sent it.. They are trully males (or so my friend said)

But if you searched for "Miss Tiffany" or "Miss International Queen" or "Miss Gay" on google whoah you might find some cute 'ladies' on the show !!

did you know i everyone on the earth, includeing the colour purple?

one average person loses about 40lbs. of skin a lifetime

A twister may be deadly but it can do amazing things. Once it destroyed a whole pine tree and a few blocks away the pine needles from that tree were thrown around and the needles went right through that tree and that one time a man was in his truck and he got caught in an F3 tornado and his truck was picked up and dropped safely on the ground as the twister disipated.