make shruikan an albino.....

spill his breakfast all over him by "accident"

shoot him in the face with a paintball gun.....

ban him from dragon riding for 100 years and ride Shruikan everyday for the next 100 years singing, Galby is my puppet (while thinking that he really isn't)

mind control his armies and make them revolt against him.....

cut his head off?

awesome!!!



cut shruikans leg off.....

use black magic and take shruiken away from galby like he did to shruikens original rider...

burn his throne.....

engage his daughter without his permission and then knock him out cold when he comes out storming to take his daughter away...

knock on his door and say, "Pizza delivery!" and then when he opens the door throw a pie in his face......

pull a tommy boy by keep knocking on his door and saying house keeping then something random, when he is asleep of course.

knock on his door and when he opens shoot him a round of paintballs.......

Play soccer in his throne room using his throne as one goal thing and Shruikan as the other, and while playing soccer "accidentally" kick the ball into his face.........he would probably kill me if I did that though

yell at the top of my lungs I captured a dragon rider (Murtagh), I'd probably get killed again

sit him down, tie him to a chair, and leave food and drink just barely out of his reach for days......

drop some pudding on his head, then run for my life because i have not told him my real name.

launch a flaming capatult at his door and burn his gate down.....

throw him on the ground and cut out his heart and while he is dieing eat it in front of him

spray him with water while he is sleeping

turn on a really loud air horn when he is asleep. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwwgHvi6dqk&NR=1

slip headphones on him and blare loud music while he sleeps......

smear crap all over his face

i don't think he does have any




put a tattoo on his head that says "I heart Varden"

light his bed on fire

put a hook on his hand and tell him that he has to say, "arrr, i'm a pirate!"

speaking of booty, put some little booties on him.

take a picture of him sleeping with his teddy bear and post it all over the Empire

pull a practical joke on him

have his mother call him and asks what he wants for lunch and have the conversation recorded throughout the empire

make him dance like a chicken

i said dance like a chicken....meaning dance like a chicken walks.....




get arrogant and slap him in the face and tell him to go pay to charity

give him two fake black eyes

whip him with a whip

have roran behead a dummy of him and tell the empire it was the real galby

call shruikan old

when he's sleeping sneak up next to his head with two loudspeakers and play reveille into the microphone

paint graffiti in his bathroom

steal his food

turn him into a fairy

make a video of him dancing in his sleep and post it throughout the empire

stick him full of needles

make him climb a Mayan pyramid

make him matress surf down the stairs of a Mayan pyramid (btw, there will be a couple hundred pies waiting for his face at the end. lol)

roll him in a batter of shruikan's liking and have shruikan eat him

make him do the hamsterdance

make him run in a hamster wheel

make him solve an equation for e=mc^2

makes him have my stupid humanities teacher (she looks like a tomarto)

make him do advanced calc.

have durza torture him

brand him with an "i <3 Varden" on his chest

make him eat mud

make him lead a charge into battle

Tell him he looks like a chipmunk and give him some small frogs and nuts for dinner.

make him say "i love you" to an urgal