Ohhhhhh, k. Throws paint grenades at you

smacks them with a bat

Wow, thats new. Pushes you into paint pool

walks on water; throws never ending supply of paint filled bannanas at you

Runs behind a rock and starts shooting my paint gun at you

starts moving his arms and saying, x, circle, x, square, enter; suddenly the words"CHEAT ACTIVATED float above my head; dumps 1000905998457 tons of paint on wyrda

puts umbrella above wydra what now foo!

shoots paint from every surface around yall

im wearing a suit of armor! what now!

its paint........it goes through the chinks in the armor....

its double plated man.

...............ACID PAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

its glass! keep throwing stuff.

pwnage paint bomb FIRE!

im now in a bomb shelter that sprung up from the ground.

dude, its a friggin PWNAGE PAINT BOMB!

dude, it freakn made for that crap.

Rips off solembums helmet, drowns his face in paint, and then throws a paint colored bat in Broken swords face. Runs away and joins Eragon on his quest to become Aryas best friend.

im still alive!!!

bat sticks to leg; makes me walk in circles; throw glittery paint on eragon and arya and shade of fear

shoots close range into the head of broken sword.

Eats the glitter (which is reall sugar) then teleports to the world of Worms World Party and calls in a PAINTBALL DONKEY! batteries not included

doesnt feel it cause hes dead

zombie....looks like im going to have to wast him.

retires from combat to get some brains then come back with more paint to help shade of fear

shoots in the head ha! your dead!

i can t die from a paintbal gun; continues on his way

Zombies can live without heads

comes back to the real world and becomes one with the paint.

buys a can of paint for shade, looks in and the can shoots all the paint at him

one with the paint.

DO NOT BECOME TAINTED BY THE SPIN!!!!!!!

........too late

do you even know what the spin is?

no

ok then.

i got pwned

Please dont post so little. It makes me think you are just doing it for more posts. that makes me vewy vewy sawd....wahhh!

what was that?

loads a paint filled twinke into shade's mouth, lanchs him straight up

i looove twinkle!! whats twinkle?

Sucks out the paint and eats the twinkie! OWNAGE!

feels sad.......then shade spits the paint on my head, then lands on it

puts paint in blender becaus im bored.

*pours glow-in the dark paint on solembum* *jumps in pool for cover*

Cool, glow in the dark. Sprays everyone with hot pink paint

resurfaces with paintball gun *Manically laughs* "muahahahahaha"

Sprays Rider64 before he can shoot anyone

Sets off paint bomb

gets owned by the paint bomb; still manages to shoot every one at least once before going blind

sprays elf down with glod paint* ha! im the internets most wanted person now!

what elf???????? sprays solumbum with paint that can only come off if you use hydrocloric acid

mmmmm..i feel warm now!

drops the paint version of a hydrogen bomb

uh oh.......( BOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

everyones covered in paint now!!! if only the pool wasnt acid..........

im still alive! im coverd in paint but im alive!

minor detail; gets a paintball tank

its the end of the world as we know it! and i feel fine!!!

party like the paint will never run out!

i love that song!


shoots you with a paint gun

oh no! weve run out of paint!

not true. ive tapped a new well of paint over their.

the mafia has already stolen it...........

witch maffia?

{Hope Pomfret doesn't mind} Highjacks one of Pomfrets tanks and starts shooting everyone with paint

drops a sticky paint grenade down solumbums shirt

Gets out and dumps blue paint on everyone

Dumps paint on you. Then retreets to sherman.

Shoots you with paint gun before you get to it

Deploys the imfamous *drum roll please* MG42. Loads and fires. Its so good to be here again.

Ducks and throws paint grenades at your tanks

Throws a paint teller mine at wyrda. Dont press that button on there. Just a warning.

Oh, believe me, i wont! Throws it back at you

Tosses it like a frisbee away from here. Then climbes into the quad 50 caliber anti-aircraft gun and aims it at wyrda. This as you can see has no button.

*Hides behind building* loads M16 and starts shooting at Pomfet

As she pokes her head out into the open i fire the anti-aircraft gun at her.

Pulls my head back, fast and runs to another wall.

Leads target and fires again.

After done shooting, takes my M16 at shoots at you

Gets off anti-aircraft gun and installs screaming meemee rockets *these arent made up. it was a nickname for a weapon*.

Yeah, i've heard of them before Loads M16 again

Screaming meemees fire at wyrda sending a large blast wave flying toward her.

Hides in bomb shelter until wave has passed, then comes out and starts shooting again

Puts on auto fire for screaming meemees and gets a springfeild. Then warps to somewhere out of sight on a high ledge.

Where the hell did he go?!

Your surprised??? Whered you come from??? *not angry just surprised*

Now where's that voice coming from?? (Lol, just decided to see what's going on up here..lol; but unfortunately I already have to go now... buhbyee )

That was weird. Anyway. Attaches scope onto springfeild and aims sights down onto wyrda.

Stands there confused, then takes gun and pionts upward and shoots

Bullets were hitting the wrong spot. I aimed at her foot and shot it.

Falls to the ground, yelling.

Pulls back bolt action and then Takes out a medical kit. goes down and heals her. Lets see ive been gone for a week and i can still win. *brag brag. srry*

Of coarse you win, who else would?

lol you do have a point. Round four. Goes to a halftrack and loads a 50 caliber mg.

Hides in deserted town and loads M16

Drives half track to a u shape of sandbags. then gets into a 75 mm half track cannon and searches.

See's cannon and takes gun out and aims at Pomfret

Turns cannon and aims down the sight.

Starts shooting rounds at Pomfret

Gets hit in the side of the shoulder and then pulls trigger destroying the building that wyrda hid behind.

Runs out of building, up to Pomfret, with my M16