i was in gym class and there was this big debate over whether or not it was 4th down, and the gym teacher asked me which one it was, and believed me! lol

i guess thats not that funny...i was slap-happy when it happened...sry i'm REALLY tired.....
haha

haha nice

at lunch yesterday my friend (who was very angry at her former bf) started yelling "May [bf's name] die a fiery death and burn forever in the deepest pits of [heck]!!!!"
she said it REALLY loud, too. fortunately he's not in our lunch lol

we were eating dinner as a family and my lil bro (8 yrs) asked, "are there carrots in this chili?"
and we were like "yes"
and he goes,
"AWKWARD!!"
it was pretty funny.....

I was at this sleeppver and it was really dark and my friend decieded to drag my pillow across the room and another person. What she didn't realise was that the pillow was stiched inside my sleeping bag which I was in at the time

oh yeah? well my friends were dragging my sleeping bag around on PURPOSE.
it was slightly angrymaking...lol

ok, amazingly i'm actually in the right place for this lol--i'm in the library for 7th hour in school, and this guy in front of me just asked me if i think he's hot.....

They stuff me in my sleeping bag they then close the hole so I can't escape then they drag me and the sleeping bag around............... and down the stairs......................then I roll down and trip them up..........or rather down......................the stairs...............then I kill them............. and drive the family of whoevers house we are staying at mad........ REALLY FUN lol

ha nice....lol
this guy in my clay class shouts to himself. its rather strange.

Yesterday one of our Chickens was chasing a squirrel around....the poor squirrel would climb down one tree and be chased up the next...it was fun to watch

LOL

my friend has a squirrel in her yard that she calls "the maladjusted squirrel" because it is missing half a tail and it falls out of trees

Nice! I argue with my 14 year old cousin until he gets so pissed off at me he tells my to **** off , then I grab his wallet and comment very loudly on the pictures of the some 5 girls that are inside............................then I run

Better than being suffocated in your own sleeping bag then chucked down the stairs...................................
I got called emo by a 6 year old yesterday

lol....poor you...my Dad almost suffocated me in my sleeping bag once...he got in big trouble with my Mom......we had a Squirrel that lived up our driveway who's name was Ned the Nutty Squirrel--reason being, every morning when my next to oldest sister left for collage (and my oldest bro later in the day) he would be sitting beside the driveway, and run across a split second before the car got to that spot....some more Squirrels in the Nutty family live further up our driveway (it's 1/2 mile long)

I don't even think we have squirrels here

Firetongue.... whats a monkey nut?

Well today in math, we were doing a project with the CBR system and it was a balloon rocket project.... So we set up 2 chairs and tied string to each, we put a straw over the string and put tape on it so the blown up balloon would stick to it. We were seperated into groups so I was with my friends Trevor and Jackie. We set up ours(we were supposed to do it 2nd) and we went to go get our data from our table and as I turned around I saw my friend Casey walk straight at the string in between the chairs. Well.... it was about to her mid stomach, so it caught her and she did like one of those 180 degree flips and she landed on her face. It was so funny... I couldn't stop laughing..... hehe....

*blinks* No I really don't know. But if they're really just big peanuts, why not call them peanuts?

Then why did you just say they were peanuts.... you're confusing me....

Yeah I do, just under a different name.......................don't ask me, it's in chinese

Maybe its just one of those country differences... cause I've never heard of that.... I think we just call those peanuts anyway....

I had to sit next to this gut for a music course for 3 days and between the songs he would just sit there staring into space, tapping his feet and going " da da da da da da" to the tune of whatever song we just did

We were in chinese class, all 4 of us and we were like all really good childhood friends and one of my friends started calling this celb hot and the other one argreeing than the guy stared imitating her

I fell out a window. (Ground floor)
I was clotheslined by a sled.

Unchained Melody=
Good song, Righteous Brothers the best of course.
I thought u2 did a good version as well.

Anyway...

Haha firetonge, that reminded me of my math teacher , he would make jokes like that all the time. Stupid stuff, like when telling us to sketch better he'd remind us "I like smooth curves", or explaining how a guy can only have one girlfriend/vise versa. (comparing it to some property) ANd obviously the guys would say something....

Of course I forgot the best ones , but the memories are starting to come back.

lol

My grandmother has one of those fridges with the top half the freezer and I was running through the house away from my cousin and she opened the freezer door as I came into the kitchen and smacked me in the face. My feet slipped out from under me and I landed on my butt hard enough to shake the fridge.

Funny. I was looking for somthing like this.

A guy in front of my house was throughing rocks at his sister. His sister was getting ticked off and his freind was laughing. However his pants fell down.

LOL, stuff like that always happens.
The sick minds of people these days...
Stuff like that always happens in Japanese... the teacher says some stuff that sounds very.. strange in English and the entire class cracks up but the teacher doesn't get it so she carries on saying it even louder lol

Yesterday my girlfriends mother,2 younger sisters and grandmother drove pass while i was topless and had my gf lifted up against the wall lol.... I had my back to them so i didn't notice til she said it lol

LOL your brother was a smurf! ROFL

own

I once argued rather loudly in a store (with my sister) about me trying to find purple jeans.

I do, they would match my shirts. Some people do not have an experimental fashion sense though.

That's a cool story. Green horses must be native to your land. What color was the jumper?

Once I called Angel and told her I was washing my sheets. We also talked about Bill Withers.

Once I was walking with my freind, and some people drove past and shouted something at him as they passed. I shouted 'ladybug STUPID RETARDS' after them, then later found out that the people in the car were his parents.

No, they were just saying hi o.o

I didn't hear them properly and assumed it was some idiot driving past shouting out of the window lol.

Err well once i was looking out my window a guy and his freind were throwing rocks at some girl (note they must have been around the age of 10 back then) And she really didnt like it. But the one guy tripped and his pants fell down He stopped throwing rocks.