Okay, what you do is you type in 'One time at band camp' and then you make up a story to go with it. Doesn't matter what kind of story, but keep in mind that under-13's do come on this site.

One time at band camp... I was doing one of the drills and I tripped and everyone behind me tripped over me until the entire band fell over like a domino effect. Then the band directors looked at each other and the head director said, "I give that a perfect ten, what about you?" Then the other director said,"Nah, I give it an 11/10."

This one time at Band Camp........there was a gay kid that slept next to my best friend. he said he was gay the last day we were there (no joke it was freaky, i actually went to Band Camp cuz im a Band Geek!!!!!)

one time at band camp...in the place where we eat, someone droped the juice cooler, it broke someones toe. ouch.

one time at band camp I saw a kid get hit in the head by a trumpet.
jk

I swear it was an accident!!!!

One time at band camp... it was band camp.

one time at band camp, a drummer got mad and threw a sharpened drumstick into the instructors eye!!

One time at band camp... the color guard members almost got knocked over when this storm hit with a really big wind. They were right in the middle of catching their flags to. (We were practicing our marching show and they had just tossed them.)

Hello, one time at band camp i saw this really angry girl who played the flute start chasing and hitting the drummers with her flute, who just happened to be all guys, very geeky, and hitting on her.

Nice.

One time at band camp... we dumped a cooler full of icy Gatorade all over the band director. On purpose.

one time at band camp... i found a fingerm in my trumpet!(not true, fortunately)

Oooh cold.

One time at band camp, me and my friend beth put shaving cream in my instructors hand, on the floor (where she would put her feet when she woke up) while she slept. Then we used a leaf to tickle her face, and she of course got the shaving cream all over her head, then we grabbed some symbols and bang them in her doorway stayed long enough so she could see us and then ran, she stepped in the shaving cream and ran out her door. Of course we woke everyone in the neighboring cabins to see her with her face all covered. But it was okay cause she thought it was funny too.

I wanna try that sometime..... How do you get it so that they don't wake up when you tickle their face?

One time at band camp we had to clean out the boy's restroom...... *Shudder* I will never be the same again.

Ouch...
Umm we just tickled her really careful-like.
One time at band camp i started a food fight, in which all my friends and I threw
meatloaf at the instructors. (nastiest meatloaf ever!)

LOL!!!!

One time at band camp... we duck taped the band director to her chair. Then we taped on of the other trumpets to the wall.

Sounds like fun!
One time at band camp... my friend played a trick on the director. At one of the practices he put a carrot in his trumpet, aimed at the director and blew as hard as he could. It freaked everyone out but it was certainly worth watch his wig get
shot of his head. Imagine how that freaked out the people behind him... seeing a flying carrot with a wig on it? Priceless.

Aaaahhh, trumpets. We have such a sense of humor.

One time at band camp... a really creepy baritone player got ranch dressing all in his hair. He made me mad and I walked over to him and poured it all over him.

Thats a good one....
One time at band camp... I threw salsa at a bird and the bird ran into a tree.

one time at band camp.....i got bored so i wacked everyone in the head with the instruments...then i got kicked out so i went back and i uh...wait why would i tell you that i stabbed the guy 15 times and shot him 8 times then stuffed him in a mailbox?...i just told you didn't i? awww ****!jk

See children thats why we should never hit everyone at band camp.
One time at band camp... me and my friends played hookie and went to town.

Nice, GA. A little violent, but nice all the same, Skarlete Moon.

One time at band camp... we had a lock in. Let your imagination wander.

Seriously?!?!?!
One time at band camp... my brother started singing "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne and everyone went deaf.

LOL!!! Yeah, we seriously did.


One time at band camp... the color guard members stole the assistant director's hat and hid it. It took him two weeks to find it.

Interesting enough! Yeah they had to pay my bro. to stop singing.
One time at band camp... I ran over a cat with golf cart... poor thing we were just going for a joyride and running away from the instructors... now that was fun.

That sounds like fun, except for the poor wittle kitty. You big meanie!! lol,jk. That sounds like something Luke and Billy would do...

One time at band camp... second thought, I'll tell only this much... Baritone player. Boys' bathroom. 5 ft. detour.

Oh my..... I didn't mean to hit poor kitty, mind you. I love kittens.
One time at band camp.... they let me and my friends watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

ROCK ON!!! They let us do that to... CLIPCLOPCLIPCLOPCLIPCLOP. (Come on, admit it, the imaginary horses rocked.)

One time at band camp... we had a water balloon fight, and somebody hit the principal in the face with a balloon. No one knows who did it though. *coughmecough*

The imaginary horses so totally rock!!!! (Mind you, moose bite(s) can be pretty nasty) priceless!
One time at band camp... I threw a mango at the administrator and my instructor got in trouble cause he thought she threw it at him.

LOL!!! That sounds like something Mrs. Hebert would do...

One time at band camp... the drum major almost fell off the drum majors podium.

Funny!
One time at band camp... I didn't get in trouble!

You should be ashamed of yourself!!! lol,jk

One time at band camp... we ate Subway.

I know! It was horrible! jk
One time at band camp... I hid everyones instruments!
lol

One time at Band Camp I put a frog in the juice cooler.

(JK)

Uck!
One time at band camp... I kissed my friend on a dare! (kinda scary)

aaaaghhh!(gasp) u kissed ur friend. ok its not that freaky but kinda wierd

Worse things than that have happened in our band hall, and not all of them during band camp. This kid moved away and two other kids had to clean out his band locker. They did, and in the process found a bottle full of loogies. The other kid bet $10 that the other kid couldn't take a sip and hold it down. The other one took him up on that bet. The worst part? He won the bet. amp; amp; amp;

I'm trying to eat my lunch here....... bleagh.............
Once in my band hall me and my best friend had to make out on a dare 2 minutes using tongue. Thing was we were playing truth or dare against the guys, on they were the ones who dared us to do it. I have a reputation of not backing down from a dare................ that was the worst one ever........... ugh....

Please tell me you're talking about a guy friend... (no offense to anybody) 'Cause that's just grodey... *back on topic*

One time at band camp... the band director almost got into a fight with a cop who came to see what we were doing at the school. I'm under the opinion that that cop has never been the same since. (He wouldn't believe her when she told him we were there for band camp, even though we were right there holding our instruments.)

Nope it was a girl.... nasty.... but I had a reputation.... still do.... yeah that was the most crazy thing ever amp; .
After that we got the guys to sing "Man I Feel Like A Woman" at the top of their lungs on the way back to math. We passed at least 30 classrooms full of kids when they were singing that. Funny...

One time at band camp............one time at band camp someone brought they're dog and he started to bite everyone on the but.lol

I feel bad for you...... I would have dared them to do something worse than that.

one time at band camp....i fell in love with a person that was veryy sexciiii........we made out 5 minutes after we met, cuz we were as bored as hell, and now i dnt even know his name:(
Sorry my friend wrote this not me i wasn't looking...

Thing was, we were going to a private school at the time and we had to keep bad to the minimum. The only reason we had to do that dare was because we were alone, with no teachers around, but then the bell rang and we came up with something quick.

what about teachers and you doing something?

Go up near the top and read because Theres a lot.

uh-hu...i get it now.

yeah it was absolutely horrible!

One time at band camp I saw a wild pig.

Finally got it in the right place, huh?

Yes. Surprising huh? Maybe there should be a map! (Sarcasm)

Yeah you need a map, don't you? (sarcasm)

Maybe I do! (Not sarcasm)

Wow wow wow wow wow, don't get ahead of yourself now, you don't need a map!

Just to let you know, it is spelled "Woah" hehehe

Not in Texas! It's "wow there"

Oh..... Do you have a horsie?
I want a horsie, but I live in a city, so that won't happen.

I used to, but we had to sell him.

Aaaww..... IWANNAHORSEY!!!!

I have one of the best horses in the entire state. Her name is Chile and she's a retired racehorse. When she's going full out (or as fast as I've ever taken her) it's like your on a rocket. And I've never ridden her full tilt because my mom (or should I say my grandma) is afraid that I won't be able to handle it. I was born to ride, woman!!! One time I did fall off of her, but that was my own stupid fault. I took her into a turn when she was going pretty fast and I didn't lean into the turn with her like she's used to. So I slipped off on the opposite side. Banged my head up pretty good to. *back on topic*

One time at band camp... I nearly got into a fight with a clarinet. It looked at me cross-eyed. lol,jk

clarinets have eyes?

1 time at band camp
my tenor saxophone almost swallowed me

lol true story tho my friends dared me to stick my arm in there....not a good idea *shakes head*

You know what's scary? Some of these stories have actually happened at my band hall, or if they haven't, I have a feeling it's very possible for them to happen.

One time at band camp... I slapped a girl who got in my face. It was over something stupid to. She said something, I said something, she got in my face, I slapped her. Funny thing is, she quit band after that...

My horse's name was Jackal. He was a beautiful black stallion.
One time at band camp... I got my instructor arrested.

Do I even want to know why? *says to self* Yes, yes I think I do.
Chile has a nicely proportioned body, she's a nice bright bay color w/ even black socks, and a nice white blaze down her face. Technically, she belongs to my grandparents, but they don't do anything with her and my brother is always busy with their other two horses, one of which has yet to be saddle-broke. He also plans to go to the wild horse auction at Fort Worth when they get there in September.

One time at band camp... two kids got sick and had to go home. They were out for the rest of the camp.

She bought me a beer.
One time at band camp... I decided to go out with a bang... *mischievous look*

It's a wonder she didn't get sent to prison for that.

One time at band camp... a kid got arrested for having drugs in his car. (He wasn't a member of the band, he was a sibling of one of the percussion.)

Yeah I know.
One time at band camp.... my mom came and yelled at me for... un-ethical reasons.

he said he got his instructor arrested so yeah they went to jail...
one time in band(ive never been to band camp but i do go to band class)i had to take painkillers for my arm...HEAVY pain killers lol u can imagine how fun those are when ur idiot friends are sitting there talking to u and ur sitting there like....wah..?

I'm a she. Actually they released her after they gave her a good stern talking to.
One time at band camp... I threw the administrators trumpet in a river.

oh....2 questions

same instructor?

and did u ask for the beer?

Yes to both.

ll then shouldnt u have went to jail too?

and did ur instructor ever get it back?

My instructor covered for me. She said I was throwing it away cause we found it
by the river, little white lie. yeah she got her trumpet back.

then whyd she go to jail if u "found it" lol

how long was she in jail?

I said we..... about an hour.

ohhhhhh

well anyway if u 2 only found it and were throwing it away i dont see nething wrong with that

yeah me neither.... but the law insisted... so

hey ga gtg i'll be gone for 2 and a half weeks. but then i'll be back

Later, SIEGE. Okay, this next story wasn't at band camp, but involves band kids, so I think it counts.

One time all the little band kids (myself included ) were sitting at table in the cafeteria eating lunch, when Frazer (the trumpet section leader) said something that annoyed me. So I grabbed his breadstick and threw it at him, but I missed. It landed on the floor and he bent over to pick it up. He looked at me and said,"Hey! I was going to eat that." What he said and did next was totally gross. He looked at the breadstick and said,"Oh, well." Then he took a big ol' bite. We all said,"Eeeewwww, Frazer!" We had some seniors sitting at the table across from us and they started saying,"Ooohhhhhh!!!!!" because they thought that's what we were saying. Next thing we knew, the entire cafeteria was saying,"Oooohhh!!!!". Then everybody got quiet and the principal walked up to the table behind us and started telling those girls off because he thought they had started it when it was really our table.


All that because of a little breadstick.