here is the example

1st poster
---> I wish I'm going to get a girl friend soon

then the 2nd poster have/should to corrupt it like this
---> granted! but she's so nosy you can't stand her

or

---> granted! but soon you'll find out that your girl is 'not' actually a girl

and than the 2nd poster make their wish.

and so on and so on

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I'll start ^^

"I wish I can watch Eragon next month in theater"



*wish corrupter is originally taken from here

Too bad, THe movie theaters are shut down for 2 years..HAHA!


I wish i could have a computer that works well, all the time.

You got it, but your family members take it all the time.

I wish somebody would ask me out.

HAHAHAHA!!! YOU?!?! Nope, not gonna happen(i dont mean this)


I wiash i could get a new brother.

Granted, only he is better than you at everything.

I wish I had all the pumpkin pie in the world, that's been cooked to perfection, and none of the ingrediants where bad, and I wasn't allergic to anything, or sick, and didn't have to share with anybody, or get full halfway through eating them.

Find a way to mess that up. I dare you.

Granted ! But you have to eat all the pies alone in the middle of the darkest jungle, with wolves howling 24/7 and vampires watching you, ready to suck your blood and turned you into another vampire (thus you can't eat pies anymore) right at when you put down your pie !!



fronzz,, read the examples please,, and make sure you understand the game play, ok ..?


I wish I have all the money in the world and being super-super rich !!

Alright, but you buy a time machine and it malfunctions and takes you back in time before money exsisted and breaks.

I wish to see Santa this year

Oops, ive played thsi on another forum...there we dont have the "granted!" thing...sry

Granted, but you have to sit on his lap and he smells really bad

I wish I was 18 already

Granted, but you are a dumb, ugly redhead with no life. (i dont mean thsi)

NOT A RED HEAD! AAAAAAAAAAA!
JK

U didn't put a wish fronzz.

I wish my parents were not so strict

oops,


granted, but they spoil you and give u all the cnady you want and then u turn out to be a fat ugly woman that wont live thru her 20's...


I wish i was different.

Granted, but then they become greedy.

I wish school wasn't boring.

granted, but you don't do ne thing at all and grow up to be stupid

I wish I had more friends

granted, but they just use you.

I wish I was a cowboy.

granted, but you get kicked off of horses all the time so you have lots of broken bones.

I wish wishes would come true

granted, but they all bite the wishers on the but.

I wish forums where called shadowagents.

Granted, But everone hates every last one of them.

I wish I could move out.

granted, but you also don't move in anywhere.

I wish I had a quarter.

granted, but you move to Poland and can't use it.

I wish for world peace.

haha! corrupt that.

granted, but everyone's to sissy to fight the aliens

I wish I new what to wish for.

granted, but then you would have to think forth dementionaly

i wish that i could go to the daytona 24 hours this january!

granted, but it's all Nascar

I wish every sport in the world would die

granted, but then we would all be fat blobs that liked nascar

i wish that i could fly!

granted, but you always hit powerlines on take-off

I wish christmas was everyday of the year!

granted but we would all run out of money

i wish people did not take thing so seriously!

Granted, but ppl hate X-mas

I wish ppl on here would spell stuff correctly

I probly didn't spell correctly right, lol

granted buts easier 2 do tis.


I wish that i could get my ipod now, instead of 7 days.

Granted but u have to share.

I wish i had pizza right now

granted, but its just he crust and unmelted cheese.

I wish you would follow this threads rules.

granted, but no one is pefect.

I wish shadowagent would stop pointing out my flaws! *runs away and hides in a corner*

granted, but you die afterwards.

I wish fronzz only had one Z in it

not-granted it makes it unique

I wish you both would stop argueing

lol

granted, but then we team up on a mod and get banned.

I wish I couldn't get banned.

I would so bring this forum to the grave if I couldn't be banned.

granted, but you have to come on every day

My pizza wish came true! YAY! lol

I wish I could meet everyone on SF

granted, but we all end up being creepy 40 year olds.

I wish I had every "good" video game.

granted but you would not have the right systems to play them
i wish it would snow already!

Granted, but it would wind up beong freezing cold.

I wish the snow and -30 weather would go away.

granted but then we would live in a freaken desert

i wish that i never had to clean stuff!

granted, but then your mother has to clean you in the bath.

I wish life was a board game and I had the best dice

granted, but your house gets full of mice, rats & mold.

ick

I wish my mom would let me do whatever I want

Granted, but then you'd be stuck in a pig sty of a world.

I wish we didnt have cows on our farm.

I wish I new 3 people could post at once!

granted, but then u would lose all you money with out them

i wish that tree branches did not brake

wah wah?

I wish I knew what you just said

This is confusing

I wish we would restart this thread

granted but then it would become even more confusing!
the tree branch ting was for the storm that buffalo sufferd the 14th of october and all the trees still had thire leaves. to put this way it was a big mess!
i wish that my car was fixed!

granted, but it cost $500 to get it back.

I wish to end world hunger.

granted, but now you have no doors

I wish my sister was less annoying

granted but then u would get annoying little brother

i wish there where no speed limits!

grented, but now everyone crashes into each other & we all burn!

I wish there was no such thing as murder

granted, but then there would be outer horrable ways to die.
i wish cop where nicer!

granted, but speed limits are slower

I wish I could wish and my wish would come true

granted but it would be like bruse almighty

i wish that buffalo had a indoor professional soccer team

granted, but now ppl start looking like buffalo

I wish my internet was faster

granted, but like me you would still get stuck with dial-up

i wish the city of buffalo was better taken car of

Granted, but now everyone goes there.

I wish my home town wasnt such a tourist trap.

granted but then it would be a goust town

i wish that we could brake 52 people on here at one time

Granted but now your town is poor and there aren't any big shops

my mum thinks i should be a fashion writer

I wish she understood me

granted but then noone else would
i wish that we could brake 52 people on here at one time

granted, except tehy are all ghosts.


I wish I could go to sleep for endless periods of time.

granted but you would never wake up

I wish I had a wish

granted but you would be pushing up dasiys

I wish people remembered to wish.

granted but it is no fun

i wish people would have more fun in their lives

Granted but now you don't have any fun

I wish i was as rich as j.k.rowling

granted, but it's in experience.

I wish red was a color.

granted but red is the only color
I wish for world peace (think of something bad for that)

Granted but everyone is dead by the time it is granted.

Wish I had a gf.

granted, but she kills Rob Zombie.

I wish Magic The Gathering was as popular as Pokemon.

granted but digimon becomes even more popular

I wish i was respected

granted, but then everyone respects you and you have no one left to please making your life pointles and letting you slip slowly into madness.

I wish I didn't analyse things

Granted but then tehre are no posts becasue u say "no"


I wish I was uderstodd.

Granted, but Todd farts a lot.

I wish nobody ever typo'd.

Granted, but then tehre are no keyboards.


I wish i had a life.

granted, but then heck froze over.

I wish my jokes weren't mean

Granted, but then everone would think you were boring.

I wish i had a million dollars

Granted, but then you'd hate yourself for not asking for more.

I wish wishing was easy.

Granted but now you have too many things to wish for that are good


I wish i could learn how to dance.

granted, but it's in tights.

I wish I was loved.

Granted, but ur loved by men


I wish i could get a date.

Granted, but you're related.

I wish nobody could wish.

Granted

(well that was a pointless wish)
I wish the guy I like would ask me out

Granted, but he turns out to be a complete jerk and breaks your heart on the first date.

I wish guys wernt so mean.

Granted, but then they all become way to girly
I wish I could go to Italy

Granted, but you miss your flight home, and your family leaves without you.

I wish my brothers were less annoying.

Granted, but he turns mean instead
I wish life weren't so short

granted but then there would be too meny humans and we would have to kill each other

i wish that it was going to snow!

Granted, but it snowed nonstop for the rest of your life
I wish unicorns were real

granted but it would stab you in the heart with horn (not on perpous)
i was nascar did not exist.

granted but now it's been replaced by something worse
i wish faeries were real

Granted, but then they took over the world and killed everyone.

I wish that there was peace on earth.

Granted, but then we wouldn't have video games.

I wish people would stop making that wish.

granted but now they don't say much at all
I wish my library had more books

Granted but there all barney books
I wish dragons were real and didn't kill me

granted but they kill everyone else
I wish my brother was kinder

granted except he needs to pull one more trick on you and it will scar you for life

I wish i had a life.