Granted but your seat is behind a pillar and you can't see the game

I wish school was cancelled tomm.

srry bout these posts... idk why it posted 3 of umm

srry about these posts idk what happened ... where do you delete at...

Granted, but you get knocked out by a foul ball to the head in the first inning
I wish it was friday...

Granted, but your teachers gave 6 hours of homework

I wish I had my own computer and no one else knew the pass word to get on it.

Granted .. But its really slow..........................................................................

I wish for a better wish....

granted, but then u think of a really good wish and cant post it since your banned from the computer.

I wish that i could go skiing.

Granted but you find a yeti and it takes you home and offers you potato bake but you say you don't like egg and then your sister comes in and is like '' I'll save you Raymound!'' but eats all the egg instead. Then you find your mum rolling down the hill and is like '' Come to me Ray!''
then you fly to japan with your pet mole who has a pet scrubbing brush so your like '' I'm in a DVD!'' and jumps pot the plane window in a valley of flowers so you turn around and eat some grapes but one of them say to you '' Its time to give Nigels cheese!'' so you get up and start singing '' Hey hey you you I'll like to be your girlfriend dont say no way thinking you need a new one.''

I wish I didn't feel so random right now.

lol
Granted!!
But it only lasts 3 seconds and u start feeling random again

I wish i didnt have to do my sats next week

Granted, but you have to do everyone's elses

I wish i wasn't so tired.

granted... but you spend hours doing one thing when you wanted to do many other things as well...
I wish This weekend was longer

granted but you flunk the whole course.
I wish I could go swimming in the moonlight.

granted but you are stabed with a sword and die

I wish school was over...

granted but you have a terrible summer and lose your closest friend.

I wish i didn't have a sunburn

granted but you freeze

i wish i didn't have to clean right now

granted but its so cold the water and sand are frozen and you slip every time you walk

i wish i had a really nice caring cute boyfriend

granted but its very fizzy and tickles your nose

I wish I could find a good cd

granted but your CD player doesnt work so you can't play it anyway

i wish i could find another fantasy book like Eragon

Granted but two of them die and the third is really sick three days after

I wish I could have a key lime/white chocolate chip cookie NOW lol

Granted, but as you start to eat it but it turns to sloppy, mango yogurt in your hands. Then your mother walks into the house and says to you '' Put all your DVDs away!'' Then your like '' So be like that!'' and go to join Rove on his show. And then he asks you '' So, how does it feel to be a doorstop?'' Then you travel away with a magical lion that is best friends with a teatowl. You ask why and he says '' Tree ferns are the only way to make friends. Never trust Stuarts desert pea though, I find desert flowers aren't very friendly.'' Then you ride home on a giant camera and go around the school saying that your name is Franny.

I wish I was a wish
PS: Who here knows what a stuarts desert pea is?

LOL so RANDOM!

okay but you are a stupid and wasted wish

I wish I didn't have to go to school today

granted but thats all you can have for he rest of your life and you get really sick and end up like the guy on Super Size Me.
I wish my spaghetti was done cooking

Granted but it flicks up in your eye and you end up looking like your avatar, turning into a clothes peg and make your new home in a microwave. Then you melt into a bushmouse and walk to tasmania to look for the rare toothbrush tailed squirrel. So you roll down a hill and watch rabbit ears being teased by Nigel plants and red cane toads. Then you find your best friend happens to be living in Heliopolis where they are swimming in lava with Anubis and some wierd kid named Fred.

I wish that I had a wish that could wish for many wishes and wish the fish to not live in a dish.

In other words, I wish I could wish for a fish that lives in a pond.

lol ok fine but the fish dies and you can never wish again

i wish i could read a book

Granted but you get a papercut

I wish I had my book so I could write in it.

granted but the pen goes crazy and pokes your eye and your fairy god mothercomes and turns you into a toad and you eat a fly and get sick and then roll down a mountain into an icy cold lake and meet a mermaid and she curses you to live in a glass box forevermore.

lol i'm just trying a bit of your style

I wish i could send my friend a letter and they would be surprised and happy.

Granted but you find that the mailman is really a skateboarding hand that can juggle and has a wife named michael that lives on rice bubbles and finds that she wants to take up rolling around the world for a job and then she sees Jack thompson eating apple toffee while riding Silverwolf Strider's billycart.

being random is fun

I wish I didn't have to walk to school

granted but when the magic schoolbus picks you up you go on an adventure into somebody's stomach and get all slimy and when the bacteria come you're not ready for them and you are then in an epic battle helping the white blood cells to save the other kids in which you get slimy, gross and deathly ill.. when you finally get to school you are too sick to stay so you get a pass and walk home.

lol you're right it is

I wish I could go to the library

granted but you stay invisible forever and get lonely

I wish my friend would call me

granted but the phone lines are half broken and you can only hear every other word

i wish that i dont have to do dishes and my sister does them instead

Granted ( man i wish for that too lol ) but you have more chores givin to you that are much more difficult...

I wish pirates of the carr. came out tonight...

granted but the tickets are all sold out so you cant watch it for a LONG time

i wish dinner was done (my parents are taking forever)

Granted( what time is it there?) but its the most discusting thing you ever tasted!!

I wish i was done with my report....

8:00 pm like i said they are taking FOREVER

Granted but you have nothing else to do and you are bored so you tell your parents and they tell you to clean the house since you have nothing else to do (ive had this happen many times)

i wish the person who invented Math didn't live long enough to invent math and nobody invented it since then so we dont have any math homework

GRANTED... but the world doesn't exist as you know it today....

I wish for the last day of school to come early for some odd reason?!.

Granted but you were absent the day before and a big project was due that day and so you get an F and you cant make it up cuz its the last day of school

I wish that i dont have to get glasses and my eyes are 20/20 vision

DINNER IS DONE

granted, but you are hammered with homework from your other classes...

I wish homework never existed

granted but then you have so much homework from other classes you never have time for anything but sleeping.

i wish that my life would be almost perfect

wait i wished if there was no homewrok at all.... in like every class but w/e

Granted but no one likes you cuase your so "perfect" (what is perfect anyway?)

i wish i could go to perkins!!!

my life not me!!
granted but you have a misrible time
i wish that this smile was on our flag

granted but it disappears as soon as you see it and leaves you very flustered.

i wish it was saturday afternoon.

granted but it turns into a migraine instead

i wish that i could find another super interesting fantasy book like eragon

granted but you can never ever stop reading it so you die casue you cant eat or anything!!!
i wish harry poter 7 would come out!!!

granted but you cant read it cuz they all got sold out ha ha ha (actually that would really suck)

i wish that it would be hot all the time

granted but you get sent to taxas werer you are hot ALLL the time until you go crazy cause its so hot.thats why ia m crazy!
i wish texas wouldn't be so darn hot!

granted, but it becomes so cold you cant wait for it to be hot.

i wish i could have unlimited time on the computer.

granted but your internet gets shutdown so you cant do anything anyways

i wish i didn't have to go to school

granted, but the teacher comes to your place instead. lol

I wish it was christmas.

granted but you dont get any presents so it doesn't feel like Christmas

i wish that i had a little baby brother

Granted but he slobbers all over you

I wish that my sig wasn't PINK and yours WAS!!!

granted but mine is already pink

i wish that the brother i wished for didn't slobber all over me

Granted but instead the dog slobbers on you

I wish yours really WAS pink

PS: You didn't do it right, you should be able to see that its pink

i know it doesn't work for me and its starting to get me ticked off and i dont know how to fix it
i cant post pics either

granted but my comp is dumb and it doesnt work

i wish my comp worked

Granted and then you see its pink and looks yuk to S.S

Write [colour=pink][/color] around a few words to test it first but write colour as color

whats your wish

i gotta go to school now bye

i'll test the color after school

Ok I need to go to bed

Goodnight everyone

Sleeps muttering '' I wish people didn't have to leave'' while dreaming of avatar

why doeesnt any1 have a wish?

i wish i could fly.

But I did

huh? i dont recognise it, sry.

oh well, i wish i could fly.

Granted but you crash into a tree

I wish people didn't have to leaave home *tear*

granted but they get so annoying that you want them to leave


i wish band camp was tomorrow not 2 1/2 weeks

granted, but it lasts forever now

i wish i could be a demon.

granted but every body hates you

i wish my friend would get off the phone

Granted, but you get hooked on the phone instetad and ur friend is shouting at u 2 get off.

I wish today was perfect.

granted but then tomorrow is the worst

i wish that i didn't feel sick

granted but you feel even worse tomarrow

i wish that all my friends are having fun at the end of the year party for my school

granted but you arent having any fun


i wish i didnt have to get glasses

Granted, but then your eyesight becomes really bad.

I wish every day was perfect.

granted but your friends are jealous and they ditch you

i wish that we didnt have to go to school (i dont care if dont know anything and become stupid)

Granted, but then you cant go anywhere (your parents are at work) and are extremely bored.

I wish I could have unlimited wishes and they all come true.

Granted, but you die after the 5th wish.

I wish my computer could run faster.

granted but your comp goes to fast and your screen is just a blur lol

i wish that dragons are real

Granted, but you'll be the first person they eat.

I wish I had a new pair of shoes.

Granted, but they trip you over every time you start walking.

I wish my parents would do what I say.

granted but they hate it and they kill themselves lol

i wish i had a pet dragon

Granted, but it disobeys you and kills you instead.

I wish some of my friends werent so weird.

Granted, but they're so normal, they make you look crazy and they commit you to an insane asylum

I wish Fantastic Four 2 came out tonight instead of in a month from now.

Granted but the film catches on fire

I wish someone would randomly post a pic of a rabbit

Granted but its too pixelated to look like a rabbit to you...

I wish Avatar: Book 3- Enter the fire nation would air on t.v already....

Granted, but your fav character dies in a matter of minutes

I wish I never needed to sleep

granted but you fall asleep and dont even get to see them all

i wish that we could stop having cold weather

Granted, but we have such hot weather that you wish it was cold instead.

I wish that I could complete my assignment on time and that its not crappy.

wish granted but the teacher says she wanted it to b crappy

i wish ppl will start to granting ppls wishes in a nice way

granted but the people who wish for some thing doesnt think its very nice

i wish that the house was spotless and i didnt have to clean it

Granted, but the dust bunnies you threw out will come back to haunt you for the rest of your days. *spooky ghost voice* WWWOOOOOOO!!!!!

I wish that the new season of Ghost Whisperer would hurry up and start.

ME TOO!!!!!!!

granted but you TV is broken

i wish that i had enough money to go swimming

Do you really think the evil Ghost Whisperer is her brother? I think he might be related to her in some way, just not that closely. And her dad is rumored to still be alive. Anyway...

Granted, but the pool freezes over and you sprain your ankle when you go to jump in.

I wish that Book three would hurry up and come out.