No...he just has very boney knees
Anyway...i just got shocked...stupidcomputer!!

my dad just hit me for no reason ?

O dear...
Well...i just got shocked again...IDIOT COMPUTER!!!!!

Rider are you going to take that from a dumb computer!?! Kill the computer!!

I cant...it cost me 1000 dollars
Luckily i havnt gotten shocked again...but i did just cut may hand again for the what 100th time in my life???-yea...be carefull when cutting an apple...

yeah good job
JK about my dad hitting me

Good...well...im gonna take this computer in...i just got shocked again...but i wont be off i get to use my dads

your computer must hate you.

yea pretty much...i still dont know why...anyway...
topic!

i went to the dentist the other day my teeth still hurt!

Really?
Well...i just got shocked again...this is getting really annoying...
I can just feel that something bad is about to happen to me lol

better watch out lightning might strike you.

Aw man!! I was making a snack for my brother and i got cut again!!! Hes just sitteng there eating it!

@rider: be careful with knives period, i know from very many many experiences. lol, they always manage to slip out.

and hopefully you didn't spill blood on his snack.

@fanghur: never trust a dentist. they're evil. lol

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last night i was shocked by a tazer. it was fun *rolls eyes*

Im not saying that the shock hurt alot im just saying it was really annoying...

my bro wouldnt eat anything with blood in it...and yes, dentists ae evil...i should know

sjl I will never trust my dentist. They want to hurt people.
Rider your bro is gross and evil ( he should be a dentist lol)

no he isnt...and hes on this forum so watch out!
O well...just got salt (dumb eggs) on my cut...

oh no Rider's bro don't come after me!

@rider: salt's actually kinda good for a wound....even though it hurts. or maybe that's something else...idk. lol

I think its saltwater thats good for a wound sjl

maybe. idk. lol you can tell i sleep during school

yes i do 2. TOPIC!

this is along the lines of the topic...wow, people have sure tightened up since i first joined.



anyway, i jumped from a moving car...not smart

well I just don' want to get in trouble from the mods or adimins
umm... one day when i was riding home from school on my bike a car hit me it didn't hurt it was more like a tap.

@fanghur: did the car stop after it hit you? or just keep going?

well i stoped and looked at the driver and he gave me a dirty look then he turned and I went on.

well at least it wasn't complete hit and run

yeah I wish I like hit him or something

well at least you didn't die. lol

yes i don't want I would have done if I died lol

lol you also could've sued the dude and pretended to have whiplash or something

yeah but idk who he was or were he went I didn't get his lisense plate either.

hmmmm, too bad then. lol

yeah to bad I could have been on People's Court! lol

yeah, that would've been cool. lol



i jammed my hand in the door

i burned my finger on waffle cooker thing twice.

oh yeah, i've stuck my finger in a toaster before. its hot. lol

Yes after I watched The House Bunny i put my hand in steam and it hurt

i've gotten burnt with hot grease. does that count?

i've never used a curling iron my hair is naturally curly. it must hurt a lot
what about when the hot air goes woosh across your face

yes i use to use Nair on my legs and i guess i had a bad reaction and it HURT LIKE HELL.
also i'm somewhat of a pyro and i wsa buring the plastic on the garbage can and the melted plastic got on me, it like stuck t my skin it hurt A LOT.

when i was making pasta some of the boiling water got on me. I left a mark and it only appears in hot water its really weird.

my two dobermans (dobermen idk) were fighting and i tried to stop them and the male, sabre bit me om my knee and leaft two large deep holes in it and i have the scars to prove it

ouch...

just got burned on the leg yesterday...dumb motorcycle muffler...then i tripped and the one inch wide blister got busted open...

Today:
Got salt all over it (dont ask how that happened...)
And i dont care if salt helps...makes it hurt worse...
Dumb computer shocked me agin...my dad's gonna take it in tommorrow...

i breathed in soap

sid manages to fall from high places alot...just like me (fell out of my atic window a month ago)
Waiting for the next time

and your computer...or are you just on the internet?
Well...im on this computer that keeps shocking me !!!

haha!!
that reminds me of the time i scraped my knee.
The meanest dog on out block (actually circle...) comes and starts licking my leg i was only like 5 then

"boys will be boys"...girls too
Anyway...i do not hav a death wish...i just hav...bad luck? (no such thing )

It does feel kind of nice after a while.

lol. it's pretty cool when you get burnt with candle wax and you make a finger print.

We can just cope with huge ammounts of agony...its not all that wier is it

No really...its true!!
If you were a boy you'd know...
Anyway...i busted a finger an hour ago... typing with nine fingers takes some getting used to.

Ok...im certain thats a joke...its really painfull...even i had a hard time coping with it lol

a bit of both. lol jk. i'm just very clumsy i suppose or just have the bad luck of falling or having a slippery knife, etc.

i once sniffed peper to see if it would make me sneeze and the peper went up my nose it wasn't fun don't do it. oh and no it didn't make me sneeze.

i'm thinking more bad luck for me....though sometimes its just because i can't think/don't think. lol

Man wat is wong with me?!? I just gashed my hand horribly with a knife and i dont feel anything! O dear...i mite hav leprosy!!!!

well make sure you get put in quarantine. lol jk. its probably either your hand is asleep, the nerves are completely dead, or your mind didn't receive the pain. or something like that.

is that sarcastic? cuz i really don't know anything about it. lol, just what's happened to me

yeah, it's more like the brain just ignores it.

Or you don't feel any pain until you actually notice it lol.

Um, I ran into a tree

how'd you manage to do that? lol, i just normally run into the branches cuz i like never see them in time

I don't know. I think I was just walking slightly turned and not paying attention. Take my advice, running into trees hurt lol.

yeah, so does running into branches. especially if part of them is pointed

Yeah that would probably also hurt. Lets see, what else have I done? Oh yeah, once I was rosting marshmellows on the fire after I took it off I grabbed the end of the stick which was just in the fire Not esactly the smartest thing I've ever done lol

yeah, i like catching the marshmallow on fire and then letting it burn and burn until it burns out...but once i accidentally dropped the burning marshmallow on myself. lol

my hand got slit by a knife trying to cut down that branch i keep running into

really...i didnt feel it! i dont know why. its wierd...i see that my hand is cut, blood is running over my arm and it doesnt hurt at all...there is somethin wrong with my brain...or i hav leprosy...
(leprosy cause when you hav it you cant feel any pain...)

well as long as you're not spotted you're good with the leprosy thing

Ya i guess yer rite...hmm...i wonder what this white spot is...
Anyway...just burned my hand...the one that is cut too...

well that's good for sealing a wound. in war they use to pour gunpowder in the wound and then lite a match on it. of course, this is the 1700s we're talking about. lol

owwww that must hurt i mean you already have a cut so now you burn it great idea.
BTW
my foot is in pain piece of my toenale came out and now as its growing back it pokes whel i walk.
walk walk oww
walk walk oww
walk walk oww!

don't walk on that foot then. lol

sj, that's ridiculous. I highly doubt they did that...they weren't that stupid, even then.

but i thought i read that somewhere...