come up with a funny disease and say how you get it and what it does.

EG: table syndrome

what makes it happen: staying too long at a furnature place and

effects: nightmares about furnature for months

name: rostonocolonofosotocolomonozo

effect: makes it impossible to say two words that ryme next to each other for life

curable: no

contagious: very

Name: Dontgiveacrapitiuse

Effect: You tend to not give a crap about anything

Curable: Not as far as I can tell

Contagiouse: Most often. (I got it from my bro!)

name: rorarora

effect: makes you roar every time you get even the tiniest bit upset or frusterated.

curable: yes, but no one knows how to

contagious: only from carnivore to carnivore

name: lackidazycathro disease

effect: is a disease that makes you the sickest possible.

signs: weakness in the lower body (legs) and a nack for headwear and mumbled words

curable: yes

contagious: not very.

name: ismelllikepooandcantgiveadawmaboutit deasise
affects: smells like poo and is totally uncaring about anything
curible: nope

name: cheeseitis
affects: scared of cheese and has nightmares bout it
curible: yeah but hard to get ova

wow.... i thought no-one would post....

name: hippopotamousasquiblemouse
affects: unable to say long words
curable: no way!

isnt that a real deasise??
deasise: AHHSHORTWORDS!!
affects: cnt say short words
curible?: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH NO LOL

theres a similarly named phobia....

piedognosearmhead
affect: wants to kill anything with any of the things listed in the title
curable: no. genic disease

yeah coz i swaer it looked like it lol
deasise: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
affect: scared of the alphabet
cure: nope mwhahahaha

hay nise 1!

name: hiroshiaga
affect: cannot stop pacing up and down, even to sleep!
curable: only by therapy costing 1,000,000,000,000,000 (thats a lot of 0's!)

thnx lol urs to
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affects: fear of all numbers up to 1-29
curable?: tehe only is u count from 1-29 29 times

that would take a while, and since your scared of it...

audiophobiamint

affect: scared of mints and sounds
curable: not unless you eat fifteen minutes worth of mints and listen to fifteen minutes of muisic, at the same time!

lol the evilness!!!
deasise: cocoabrownsmell
affects: extreme love of chocolate brown and the smell and has to eat it everyday
curable: to survive without chocolate for a year

why would you want to cure that one?

eyeneedlee
affect, must eat the eye of a needle everyday
cure: cannot, is deadly.

bunnyphobia
affect: Whenever you see a bunny you go loco and then you get these hives and they are really BIG!!!
cure: Can't here the word "rabbit" for 1 month.

Lambaphobia

effect: Your head turns into a living lamb that tries to run around but it cant cuz it's in the air.

cure: Eat yourself (I suggest Medium-Rare)

Me'pheo'ninals'dasalfsbn'idfsj'dfsklbia

You absolutly love me
There is no cure!

ooookkaayyy...

name: Lazymangitis

effect: disease that makes you always lazy

signs: being lazy rofl

curable: Nope =P

contagious: Extremely

Name: Cheeseyism

Effeck you go crazy and stat killing people when ever you hear the word cheese

Cure: Jump into a pool of molten cheese

desiese: fobobsesion
effect: makes u in LOVE with fall out boy
curable: no [who woukd want to get rid of it???]
contagios: yes...extreamly...i got it from my bff

Cheese... No more cheese....lol....

Finatirtuustyru

Effect: You look like a hidious creature forever
Cure: There is none!
Contagious: Yes, very very contagious...

desies: musicphobia
effect: ur afraid of music!!!
cure: listen to fall out boy every silngle day
contagios: no...you get it when ur born...a very trajic desies

Rapophobia
Effect: You listen to rap all the time
Cure: listen to FAll OuT BOy and rej jumpsuit aparatus and all the other good bands

name: baconfobea
Effect: Same as cheesefobea but 100000000000000000000000000000 times more lethol
Cure: You most be calm around pigs for five long years
Contagios: not veay but if you are in boy scouts and/or play percussan and/or like cheese and/or are lazy sometimes and/or like to play video games it is easer to get

Desease game Desease
Effect: You can never stop posting on this game
Cure: Read the 3RD book

desease: laughateverythingbutstillnotthinkthatwahteveritisisfunny
effect: makes u laugh at everything but still not think that whatever it is is funny [just like the name says]
curable: there is but only i kno , and im not telling any1

Disease- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepitis
effect- Always says eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! at the beginning and end of each sentance also tho not very common will start singing madly to anyone hu passes them.

Curable- The person must sing the word momeeeepmebntiittesqued! 15 times very fast.

bodygaurdfobie
Effect: you turn into a body gaurd and your helplesss
Cure: get buff

desies: A.D.H.S.S. [always doing hand satnds syndrom]
effect: you r always doing hand stands
cure: none
contagious: no...no one knows how people get it...more common in gymnessts

CName: oputeristsissyndrom
Effect: You act like a computer. And in bad cases even look like one soooooooooooo you could acually be using a person who has this desice.
Cure: None that i no of

name: alwaysannoyed
effect: u r always annoyed with everything
curable: no
contagious: yes

empathitis

symptoms: you panic at the slightest bit of stress shown by anyone else and go crazy with worry,
usually have dark circles from lack of sleep (worrying again), eventually you're put in a mental institution and go crazy because of your worry for the other inmates... you usually die after that.

how is it caught? well its a very rare disease, usually people that worry too much get it but sometimes others do too. its from too little relaxation.

curable? in some cases secluding the patient in a white room works butnot always... soundproofed rooms work better.

Name- Nurseryitus
Condition- Always sings nursery rhyms at the top of his/hers vioce at unexpected times such as in quiet areas or at night lol
Curable- No unless u can go to the moon and eat moon cheese there and u can't hav it bought bak for u lol

crazyitis

effects: makes u like anima and manga and other stuff like that

curable: nope...exept on very rare occasions where the pationt gets over it her/his self

contagious: somtimes...not always

lol i ave crazyitis then lol

name- Watsurproblem syndrome

effects- wen u hear someone has a problem like and illness or just an issue u immediantly think u have it to.

Curable- could be but its gonna cost ya hehe

contagious- could be but mostly its just randomly picked up.