Okay, this game is simple and fun. Just think of as much ways to annoy Galby as possible, and post them here. Please, no double posting. ^^ Have fun!

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- Go up to him and ask him if he's really going to rule the world. Upon saying yes, laugh in Galby's face!

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I'm posting the rest later. Others anyone?

hehehe, glaby your ssssooo cute *pinches his cheeks* your just a good lil boy arent you?!!!

hows that?!!

Steal his last egg. He will just kill you.

what about slapping him on the butt and saying good game!
(even though he lost the battle)

how about decorating his quarters in ALL pink and purple?

tell him ur with the winning side the varden i think that will be enough

LOL Tell him you know his true name and you've told Eragon

tell him we found out wat he does in his free tiime!

what does he do play with plastic toy soldiers or something??

nope, even better! he plays with paper dolls and pretends hes dictator and they bow down to him he even pretend eragon bows to him

I would tell him that I want back the lingerie he stole from me.

You show him a fanfic of him being together with Arya

I would tell him that he has a twin brother and that I am going to help him to steal his throne

I would say to him that he should stop being a baby and face Eragon like a real man would. Not some sniveling coward hiding behind his stone walls.

Politely read numbers of casualities on both sides (Varden and Empire) after their 2 battles

I would remind him his dentist appointment right after the battle with the Varden.

tell him u see loundon, you see france and then give him a wedgy

tell him that the varden has so much love, passion and loyalty for each other they will def. win, since they have more heart (it will surely make him puke)

1 Tell him that his dragon just peed on his good sheild
2 Tell him that his mommy wants to invite him over for milk and cookies
3 Pat his head and say what a good little boy he is for remembering to walk his drgaon
4 Order him to clean his room befor he can take over the world! LOL
5 Remind him to clean the dragonbox (that must stink REALLY BAD)

It's fun pretending to annoi Galby!

I would tell him thet the elves and the varden are having a sleepover and he is not invited

just tell him he smells like b.o. and he needs to take a shower

I would tell him that he should fire his tailor. He looks like a queer.

His mother is coming for dinner with a princess she wants to marry him with. The lady wants grandchildren and he has to obey.

Tell him he forgot to clean his ears and they're now filthy

Tell him that his license has expired and he can't fly his dragon to battle.

tell him he can't destroy the Varden till he eats his veggys roflmao

Tell him he and Shruikan have been diagnosed with an extreme case of arthiritis.

hang him by his feet and tickle him with a feather

make him wear PINK roflmao

make him wear a pink tutu

tell him he would look good in a pink dress!

give him garbage for supper

tell him that his dragon just peed on the carpet in his room and that he needs to clean it up.

paint him with lipstick and dye his hair pink. lol. so funny. (based on that I've done this to somebody before, I can tell you that he'd kill you).

paint him with lipstick and dye his hair pink. lol. so funny. (based on that I've done this to somebody before, I can tell you that he'd kill you).

oh, sorry. my bad.

tell him that eragon was still running out of his control.

Tell him the varden mugged his bodyguard of their money!

oh, i got one. let me see, um, how about we just kill him?!?!? gosh, i don't know how i thought of that.

while hes asleap take a perminate marker and draw on his face.

make him bow down before you

sing to him seductively we belong together by mariah carey

throw a pie in his face, and put a clown nose on his nose and make him dance around like a little monkey.

tell him that yoiu have signed him up for a karaoke contest with the varden. he has to sing with them in public.

glue a wig on his head.

tell him that he has won the lottery but you have lost the ticket

throw all of his jewels into the ocean...

ask him about why he would like to rule the world
then say awwww galby you dawg (while slapping his gluteus maximus then kiss him)

kill murtagh and thorn......

poke him until he calls for some one to get rid of u then tell him that they have joined the varden

kill shruikan.....

get everyone in the empire to rebel up against him

call a meteor from the sky with magic and make it crash into his castle/fortress.....

i believe that would fall under the category of over excreting oneself in magic but i could be wrong.
give three days to shape up his act the loping off his head anyway.

probly, but at least it would still annoy galby......haha....




how bout just calling in a raincloud to float over his head all day...?

think again it falls under the to much magic for one person thing.
give him a cake and then put it in his face

*imitate him-it annoys evryone ......well i no you'd only last a few mins coz he will probably kill you coz he woz probly soo fed up...evryone on this site called sf started annoying him.....

make fun of his mother......

kick his butt at videogames......lol.

throw him out a window!!!

oh, no no no.....youve got to KICK him out the window!!!! lol.

lol....



paint him with a speciality dragon flavoring sauce so that shruikan will eat him......lol.

okay, way #76 to annoy galby: give him to silver.....lol....



hold him tight, sexy silver, he'll try and run away from you!!!



lol.....

give him a poisoned apple so he can be woke up until loves first kiss (sorry to get all Disney on you guys. lol) because we know that is never going to happen.

get a fish to kiss him as his true love.....

kick....his...ass....hehehehe.....

how bout kick it out a window into a moat filled with crocodiles?

yeah.good.idea

kick shruikan out a window into a moat filled with ra'zac that want to eat shruikan.......

no man deserves that.

shruikan's not a man......

i put the quotes in now so it make more sense, you posed before i could

oh, okay.....


but once again, ill mention that this is a game, theoretically developed, so anything goes, but we know that no man deserves that......

hmm...dack galby- make him embarassed

show everybody galby's baby pics.

call him a loser in his face.....cuz he will never defeat eragon

go to him. and stare at him until he feels uneasy. then laugh at him and go back.let him think why you did that

he did that to vrael. cant deny that. then killed him [beheade him].

exactly my point, sid......



cut off his hand (preferably his "marked" hand)

haunt his castle until his soldiers all too frightened to guard at night and put thistle plants in his bed

when hes sleeping glue rubber spiders all over him......

LOL.....put ice in his bed

burn his most precious possession......

tell him that he is really my puppet..............go around Uru'baen singing -----Galby likes pink---all day............shrink him to the size of a ring and tie his hands and feet together and put on my finger while saying "my Precious"
(sorry last one might not be to original)

go around alagaesia singing, "Galby is a mama's boy!"

paint Shruikien white with red polka dots..... and paint Galby's sword the same color...............let him "kill" me and then I come back the very next day(this idea came from, and the cat came back the very next day)