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Security Maintenance Admin   Joined: December 2nd, 2005, 5:23 am Posts: 999 Location: Spokane Valley, WA Gender: Guy Affiliation: Elves Dragon: tiark |
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1: What is the difference between Roast Beef and Pea Soup? Answer: Everyone can make Roast Beef. _________________ Forum Rules :: Ranking System :: The Team :: Forum FAQ Last edited by HitNRunner on May 4th, 2006, 1:27 am, edited 2 times in total. |
| May 4th, 2006, 1:25 am |
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why did the frog cross the road? becaus it was stapled to the chicken
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| May 4th, 2006, 1:29 am | |
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New DragonRider  Joined: January 22nd, 2006, 9:59 am Posts: 305 Location: nowhere, yet somewhere, just not here |
Why did god create first men then women?
because you have to have a rough draft before you create a masterpeice. lol so true... sorry guys |
| May 4th, 2006, 8:05 am |
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i take offence to that! but, guys have their jokes to make fun of women as well.
why dint the skeleton cross the road? becaus he didnt have any guts. |
| May 4th, 2006, 11:49 am | |
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Dragon Egg Carrier   Joined: March 19th, 2006, 3:56 pm Posts: 255 Location: England Gender: Girl Affiliation: Dragonriders |
why did the dinosaur cross the road?
because chickens weren't invented yet _________________ "the elves' only concept of time is late and even later" - Orik 
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| May 4th, 2006, 4:25 pm |
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DragonRider in Training   Joined: February 2nd, 2006, 4:19 am Posts: 633 Location: Brookings, SD Gender: Guy |
Why does a mouse need oiling?
Because it squeeks alot. _________________  You are Kakashi. Calm and cunning, but get in over your head at times. |
| May 4th, 2006, 7:53 pm |
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New DragonRider  Joined: April 4th, 2006, 6:31 am Posts: 355 Location: USA |
this is the stupidest joke ever.
why did the chicken cross the road, and what do you do when a alien is in ur backyard? i dont know but i do know that cats dont like pan cakes. _________________ Love is not love which alters when alteration finds. |
| May 4th, 2006, 9:32 pm |
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Sovereign DragonRider   Joined: January 7th, 2006, 7:06 pm Posts: 3246 Location: Green Plastic Dubai Affiliation: Dragonriders |
WHAT did the skating poser say to a pro?
YOUR AMAZING MAN ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY, I WANNA BE JUST LIKE U WHEN I GROW UP, ( i know a few ppl who are like that, wich u guys dont know and its quite sad to see them act like thhat) |
| May 5th, 2006, 6:31 am |
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New DragonRider Joined: January 22nd, 2006, 9:59 am Posts: 305 Location: nowhere, yet somewhere, just not here |
solembum100% wrote: i take offence to that! but, guys have their jokes to make fun of women as well. why dint the skeleton cross the road? becaus he didnt have any guts. lol yea i suppose lol weird joke |
| May 6th, 2006, 7:09 am |
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i didnt know you were a girl becaus of your avatar before.
what did the banana say to the cow? nothing, bananas cant talk. |
| May 6th, 2006, 1:24 pm | |
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New DragonRider Joined: April 7th, 2006, 3:36 pm Posts: 312 Location: hiding behind a rock being chased by the razzac |
how can u put an elaphant in the fridge?
by opening the fridge door. putting the elephant in and closing the door. how do u put a geraf inthe fridge? open the fridge door. take out the elaphant,puting in the geraf and closing the door. lion king had an animal meeting,which animal did not atend? the geraf. becuase its still in the fridge  |
| May 6th, 2006, 3:02 pm |
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Sovereign DragonRider  Joined: December 24th, 2005, 7:24 pm Posts: 4535 Location: In a tree reading my favorite book Affiliation: Dragonriders |
How can you tell if theres a hippo in your oven?
When you cant shut the door _________________ " All who wonder are not lost." J.R.R. Tolkien |
| May 6th, 2006, 7:17 pm |
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DragonRider in Training Joined: February 2nd, 2006, 4:19 am Posts: 633 Location: Brookings, SD Gender: Guy |
How can you tell russia form america?
America has more guns... But russia uses theres more... Sry if its offencive I found it on a site that makes fun of wars. _________________ You are Kakashi. Calm and cunning, but get in over your head at times. |
| May 10th, 2006, 12:28 am |
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RPG Team Head   Joined: February 6th, 2006, 11:51 pm Posts: 4527 Location: Dreaming. Gender: Guy Affiliation: Lamp Shade Dragon: DrAgonPhD |
maybe....
Why did the boggart cross the battlefield and survive? Because half of him was one army, and half was the other lol! |
| May 10th, 2006, 1:39 am |
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DragonRider in Training Joined: February 2nd, 2006, 4:19 am Posts: 633 Location: Brookings, SD Gender: Guy |
Does america speak spanish or english more?
Can't tell I speak neither  _________________ You are Kakashi. Calm and cunning, but get in over your head at times. |
| May 11th, 2006, 12:43 am |
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New DragonRider Joined: January 22nd, 2006, 9:59 am Posts: 305 Location: nowhere, yet somewhere, just not here |
solembum100% wrote: i didnt know you were a girl becaus of your avatar before. what did the banana say to the cow? nothing, bananas cant talk. what me??? |
| May 11th, 2006, 11:54 am |
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| May 11th, 2006, 12:11 pm | |
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