That's ok lol...

My parents just ****** chewed me out again over ****** what else is going to happen to make this ****** day better!



Edit by Wolve: Word censors are there for a reason, thank you!

got hit by a car....again. mostly my fault though.

Cars must home in on you!
Me too...painfull...

*sigh*? why are you *sigh*ing? at least the car was in the process of braking this time

well it's not as bad as my bad luck with everything else. lol

everything bad immaginable happens to you then?
Anyway...some guys are workin on our house and they left a board with a nail in it in our hallway yesterday...ouch!
No, im not gonna sue them...

yeah, pretty much.


you should sue. lol

You think so...ok
While im at it i can sue them for the loose board that macked me across the head (we're not hiring them again)

yeah, it sounds like they didn't do a good job

you should really wear some type of protection when you're using knives. lol

again? you should really do something about that. lol

well, hopefully you will be

its like this tree in my backyard. it doesn't like me. it has this low branch that i always run into

no, i need a chainsaw, thats what i need

but i still need a chainsaw....

i've slammed doors on my fingers before....my fingers are always in the way

Talking about instuments and branches:
took off three layers of skin on my finger (sid and mehav the same problem lol)
I trippe and smacked my head into the piano...

and i was in the woods and a branch fell on my head...ya i know...im accident prone

it gets better eventually. if you just keep listening and listening, louder and louder. lol. seriously though, don't listen to what i just said, it'll make you go half-deaf like me. lol

mine too.
although it could be worse...i could hav to listen to my sister all day

i have a headache too but its because i ran into a tree last night.

U must be accident prone too.
I know its hard to believe but since my last post nothing bad has happened to me!!!!

yeah, just read the last 20 pages of this topic and you'll get it. lol

@DS4: yeah, but i only joined like 20 pages ago (or at least that's when it got interesting)

I hope yer joking
however sisters are wierd (no offense to u sisters out there i specifically mean MY sister...)
Anyway...nothing bad has happened to me today...yet

ah yes, doors and fingers. a very bad combo. especially car doors....more specifically sliding car doors

Lol yea thats SO true...

of course it is...and not just with us accident-prone people

yea...even happens to my dad...wait is he accident prone...

acsident prone? me? never! well there was this time when i acsidently locked the car door with the keys still in it.... everyone in my family went bolistic! and they make my put my hand through the TINY slot at the top to try and reach for the keys. knowing it would never happen i got a stick in my hands, placed my hand through the TINY opening and tryed to get the keys onto the stick.... well my hand got stuck... yup stuck... lol it must of been super funny for the people around us i mean seeing my family tugging at my arm to get it out. it came free like 5minutes later when my mom was ready to call the hospital or something. it was a purple and stuff but the neat thing is the keys where there on the stick! it was awsome but my arm hurt for like 2weeks! that was like 4years ago though.

Lol
I nearly died laughing as i read that
Well something bad has happened to me...cut my hand with a knife...didnt hurt tho...

one day when I was running around the house IDKY i ran into my brother's clear sliding door.lol

Wow...that happened to me about a month ago

yeah i felt really stupid afterward lol

yeah those doors are so hard to see. i run into them all the time

I have a confession the door wasn't totally clear it has like flowers or something on it that is very visable.

oh...well if you weren't looking its totally understandable

well probably out of frustration

or just to annoy him.... but im not like that so maby cause i just hav to do it or something... like it may help start my day of...

really...kind of gets yer brain workin rite? I do it every time

I got the wind knocked out of me once i was so scared i thought I was going to die

i was afraid i was gonna die when my brother choked me

why was your brother chocking you!?

For some wierd reason i dont remember...o dear!!! this mite be a sign!!!
i hear you lose your memory when you've been choked too much...death soon follows...
*gets out paper and starts riting will*

oh no! don't die Rider! leave me something nice lol.

*writes: to fanghur i leave my cat named Fang nd my dod named Hur*
*Starts slowly dying*
Must...write...faster...

sweet and dog and a cat! huh, oh yeah NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*continues riting*
*choaks*
*weezes*
*coughs*

what did he write? did he leave me more stuff? lol

*the riting says: QUIT BEIN SELFISH AND USE THE HEIMLICH MANEUVER!!!...now back to choking*
*cough*
*choke*

well

*rites: well wat...ok i leave you 2 million dollars if youll just keep me from dying!!!*
*choke*
*cough*

yeah!!!! ok i'll help *does heimlich*

*coughs out cat*
FANG!!! i told u not to hide there!!!
*rites the rest of the will*

eww you can keep your cat but i still get the dog.

ok...here *hands over Hur and the 2 million bucks*

woohoo!!! are you OK rider?

Yea...hey! im not dead!!! *snatches stuff back*

MWAHAHA!!!
O no…you hav a knife!!!

i stab you rider MWHAHAHAHAHA! * takes stuff and runs*
(we are so off topic lol)

No...that was painful
*dies*

oh now i feel bad *uses magic to bring Rider back* ow! using magic hurts.

*Gets up slips and falls down*
Ouch!!! that hurt!

here i'll help you up. ow i pulled a muscle.

OH NO!!!
The knife cut me!!

oh i forgot to drop the knife! OW! your dog bit me!

MY DUMB CAT SCRATHCED AT MY EYES!!!

ahh the money gave me paper cuts! what are you doing!??! don't put salt in it!*screams very loudly*

Mwahaha!!
Oh no! Salt got in mine!!!
*hops around clutching hand and screams like a maniac*

topic please?

*clears throat*
Ahhem...umm of course...FANGHUR SHAME ON YOU!!!

Well...i cut my hand...AGAIN!

Rider I didn't start... oh wait I did start this *hits head ow

yes and i must mention i saw a couple of counts of spamming during that little (though quite funny) conversation


i fell out my window again

do you have carpet or wood? lol, i've slipped off my bed and hit the wood floor with my head

ow i've only fell of my bed once it wasn't a fun way to wake up.

Mine is wood.
Anyway...my bro just sat on my back with his knees...dug em in a bit too...

does your brother have lke spikes on his knees?lol