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Okay, another forum game ^.^ All you have to do is post a "Tom Swifty", which is:

"...a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed."
-Wikipedia

In other words....you have a quote, and then at the end, you have a name that said the quote. Then you add an adverb that has to do with the quote. Confused? Here are some examples ^.^ (I made them up, so they're stupid -.-)

"Look! A turtle!" Tom said slowly.

"It's snowing!" Tom said icily.

"Put out the fire!" Tom said hotly.

"I want to play hide and seek," Tom said evasively.


.....Etc. I hope you get the idea lol

And yes, they're meant to be corny ;)

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LOL good idea, Toph, we did these in school last year. :shock:

Anyway, here's mine:

"Can I borrow some money?" Tom asked poorly.

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Yes!! Someone actually posted in my topic!! I'm not pathetic! -.-

Nice one :D

Hmm...lemme think of one.

"Put a shirt on!" Tom said wearily.

Yeah...that one didn't really make sense....-.-

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lol, but it made it all the better! :lol:

"Want some coke?" he said amazingly.

Coke is amazing...


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"Look at all the lights!" Tom said brightly.


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'Duuuuurrrrrrr' Tom said stupidly


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"Hola senorita." Tom said intelligently.


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"Gold is my favourite colour," said Tom in his silver tongue ...

Lol, that was a stupid one.

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lol...um kinda...here ill match it:

"No, Colorado is a country" said Tom smugly.


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"Use your own toothbrush!" Silver bristled.

...xD

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Who would want to steal modern art?" asked Tom abstractedly.

hey i like this game its pretty cool!!



ok i will admit that i cheated and found this one online!!

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January 11th, 2009, 4:51 pm Profile
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Lol oh well! :lol:

"Can I have some food?" Tom asked hungrily.

Yeah, that one was way too dry..

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LOL

"I just LOVE neurons and brains and such!" Tom said nervously.

:? ..... :lol: :lol:

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"Lets go swiming" Tom said dryly

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"lets kick some butt!" tom said excitedly.

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Post Re: Tom Swifties
Toph Bei Fong wrote:
"Use your own toothbrush!" Silver bristled.

...xD


*Taps fingers* -.- Tophie ... lol

"I had a nightmare that I was changed into a magically umpa lumpa," Toph whispered dreamily.

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"turn on some music!!!" om said singingly [idk!!!]


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'I love apples!!!' Tom said fruitfully.

'Aaah! A lion!!!' Tom roared.

'You could have burnt yourself!!!' Tom scolded. (Love this one rofl.)


January 18th, 2009, 6:12 pm Profile
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Heh, nice ones!

"Oh, look, it's Silver!" Tom said strangely.

Heeheee.....^.^ Only kidding, Silvaaa. ^.^

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'It's broken, now!!!' Tom snapped.

'Awww, lovely kitty!' Tom purred.

'Mice!' Tom squeaked.

I'm starting to get good at these... XD


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Hey those were really good ^.^ I, on the other hand, s*ck at them....

"Hi, I'm Zach!" Zach said darkly.

Get it?? Darkly!!!

....

-.-

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"Hey look, it's Toph!" said Tom, friskilly.

"Get away from that shrub," Tom hedged.


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"hey look at that monkey" said bob cheekily

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'Yay! Maracas!!!' Tom rattled.

'I LOVE DOGS!!!' Tom barked.


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@Silver: You think I'm frisky? o.O

"I love you." Tom said hopelessly.

Yes. Love is hopeless.

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"I'm going to go buy myself some peanut butter!" Tom said oddly

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