...What if the CIA recruited her when she moved to America and she gets killed on an assignment? Or if they were working on the assignment together and somehow only one of them could escape and she sacrifices herself to save him? Or what if she was at the San Francisco zoo and a rabid monkey escapes and mauls her to death?

@E&A It would also be a cliche, remember? I don't think Horrowitz would lower himself like THAT exactly lol ^?^ HEEEEEEEY, What if ALEX goes traitor instead? Or gets backstabbed by Wolf?????????? OR EAGLE? OR SNAKE? OR FOX??????????????????????? caterpillar!!!!! Actually...I'm kind of liking that rabid monkey idea...make it a meerkat and I'm so there lol

Lol, but I like meercats!!! They're like prairie dogs, except from Africa!

...How about a rabid giraffe? I like those too, but wouldn't that just be strangely awesome?

OH MY GOSH YESSSSSSS!!!!

THAT WOULD PWN!!!

(I love how the having of a cold permits squeeing over Alex Rider at unholy hours lol)

So someone needs to write an Alex Rider fanfic centering around Sabina getting attacked by a rabid giraffe. I'm too lazy to do it, but I will read it if someone does or finds one like it.

Cause we know that you're just so down-to-earth and not crazy at all that you will be able to make a sensible fanfic out of a rabid giraffe attack... Pshaw, yeah right!!!

Just so you know, I had replied earlier, but it didn't go through *Sulks*

OKAY, so now me and a friend (Mad taco iz crazy, from fanfiction) we have a little bet. We both try to write a not-entirely humourous story about Sabina getting killed by a rabid giraffe, and see whos' makes the cut better, winner gets three oneshots. MUAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAAAA! XD

WUAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAA! Thanks! ^;^ I'll post the story as soon as I finish it! But it's....................mind blowing....*Cackles* although, I WILL do a parody version lol ^?^

This will be most interesting, but I have one request: post both fanfics when they're done. They will make my day I'm sure.

*cackles evilly at Sabina's imminent demise*


Wait? What am I doing? I started out on this topic with no hard feelings toward Sabina, and now I'm calling for her blood? ...What have you people done to me????

But WWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!


Hmmmm.... *does some soul searching*.... And the results are in:

I do not harbor ill will towards her, it's just the idea of her being attacked by a rabid giraffe is too funny to pass up. Curfew I hope you're writing fast.

That's because you're CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZY!!! And yeppo, I'm writing fast! Just need to finish doing tings to Will in my latest chapter...hope the end of said chapter isn't too misleading...O_O (Because really, it will be)

MUAHAHAHA! I'm trying to think of a name for the giraffe....XD

*Winks at you* Well....my secret idea-spinner-offer-person just said that I might want to change the chapter ending just a bit because she apparently...*Cough*...got the...er....wrong impression, shall we say, of what was about to....er...go down...between certain characters...O_O had to remind her like, "DUDE! I don't write that kinda thing" and she's like "Well not everyone knows that!" but I'm keeping the ending the same, just gonna post an A/N saying that "Dudes! It's NOT what it's going to really really look like!" soooo that should give you a clue of some sort...it's going to look a certain way, BUT LOOKS CAN BE MISLEADING! *Glares rabidly*

XD Um, there is no way I'm making her walk through a zoo and go "Oh yay a Giraffe! What's his name?" and then the zookeeper get a big stupid grin and go "This is Bob! *Blinks cheerfully several times*" do you KNOW what kind of reviews that would get???? XD I was thinking.........of a slightly.....different name...but it's a secret! You'll "Get" it though...MUAHAHAHAHHAAHAAA! XD

Hmmm... Well if we're talking crazy names for a parody about Sabina Pleasure being attacked by a rabid giraffe... What about: Razorsharptooth Planteater Pleasurekiller?

...I need coffee.

I KNOW RIGHT?! You know I don't do that sort of thing. Not to Will, not to anyone. (Although I saw this ONE story once....*Gag* Will and Much...ick.....*Shudder*) but I'll be sure that everyone knows that's not what's happening, figured out a way to make it fairly obvious that "That" isn't what's happening. *Gag*

AND caterpillar A NAZGUL NAMED BOB!!! THAT'S EPIC! Bob it is!....that'll be its middle name! YAAAAAAAY! XD

Trekkies can be strange, trust me I know. I live with one. (My mom.) She has Spock, Captain Kirk, and Bones action figures. And a lot of the old movies on VHS.

Edit: I just realized how off topic we are.

Has there been any news from AH about Scorpia Rising? I'm really not sure how much more he could say though, now that the release date has been set.

Hey as long as Alex Rider is still a topic, it doesn't matter if other things are mentioned slightly as well. *Shudder* Spock gives me the creeps.....

Heeeey, side note, mom says that Guy of Gisborne *Giggle* is like....*Laughs* Mork from Mork and Mindy! LOL! Shazbat...LOL! ^;^ Also, me and bro have decided that both the Sheriff and Allan Blunt are....muppets...HAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Ooh...Alex Rider muppets....*Wince* or...HEY! OH MY GOSH! *Gets all excited and pops into the foreground* E&A, what if I did a dorky crossover with Robin Hood and Alex Rider, sort of like Stormbreaker except where instead of random history, the simulated reality is the same place as Robin and all of them. It would be SO weird...and awesome....lol at Will with a gun and Alex with a bow....*Cackles*

@ E&A: You need to hide, now! My mom flipped when she saw your post about Mork and Mindy, lol! It's an old comedy show, from the 70's or 80's. Robin Williams played Mork the alien.

So have they officially scrapped Point Blank yet? It's kind of obvious that they're not going to make it into a movie. It's been what, 6 yrs since they released Stormbreaker?

Lol, her anger has subsided, *menacing voice* for now...


Yeah, if only they'd have let me direct it, I'd have finished it awhile ago.

Really? That might explain why the movie was scratched.

Lol, not scratched like you would an itch, scratched as in canceled.

Hey, AH snuck his family into book two, you guys know that? Yeppo, both sons. I forgot if his wife was in there too, but both children were. ^;^

And AH directed/wrote (I forget which) the movie! So odd...I can't believe he'd change the name of a bad guy in a film...very odd, that.

I wasn't aware that he changed any names. The only movie they made was Stormbreaker and I'm pretty sure all the names were the same. Then again, it's been a few years since I watched the movie.

Harod to Darius. Darius to Harod. Don't recall which way it was, but the bad dudes' name was different.

Lol, that was one of my few pet peeves about the movie, I can't believe I forgot!!

Then again, it's me... Not so hard to believe.

Hmmm... My guess is the boxer guy out of Crocodile Tears. What was his name again???


OM-G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! 'Walls', by Aaron Watson.

Lol, might be a nickname. AH Isn't exactly fond of regular names XD In Diamond Brothers the name is "Diamond" changed from "Simple" And of course Blunt fits the personality surprisingly well. *Eyebrow bounce* Catch it???

I caught the Blunt part, but I'm not sure about the Diamond part. Then again, I haven't read those books.

Indeed there is. He gets around like that.

Man, i'm still trying to get a hold of Ark Angel...

Lol, for me it was more like 2 seconds before my "WHAT THE CRACK???!!!" moment was over.

Lucky sot, you are. The wait could have been shorter for me...I was just too stupid not to panic....*Wails*

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey, has anyone been on youtube and seen the Alex Rider Spoofs??? THEY ARE SOOOOOO FUNNY!!! It's like, so funny it's like NERF, guys, NERFFF!!! Want to see?

Lol, that's great CDG My gma ordered 1-6 for me from Wally World, so like I said, I didn't have long to suffer.

HURRY UP AH!!!!!

caterpillar I started Ark Angel... and he's in the Hospital, and now more stuff... he's gonna get himself killed...

Let's see.... 8 books so far with an average of 3 deadly situations per book.... Yeah, he's killed about 3-4 cats so far.

okay, now that's scary. i don't get it. he keeps saying "i'm not going back", yet in each book, he ends up back there everytime...

8 x 3= 24

24 / 9= 2.667

So he's at least 4 cats, cause there's one book left.

Can I just say this forum never ceases to amaze me? I mean, it's 6:30 in the morning and I'm sitting here doing cat math.

Um, YEAH. He's totally a cat. LE GASP! HE'S PRINKYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! O_O *Nyu?* XD

[color=#00FF000] Alex the cat! I wonder how many near death experiences he'll have in Scorpia Rising.......[/color]

Huh? Another Alex Rider book? AUGH!!! I can't keep up!!!

Don't give up kvista, this should be the last one unless he decides to go ahead and write one from Yassen's perspective.

Where did you hear that he's writing a secret book????

So I just had a thought and I'm going to post it and then run away very fast.


Sabina wasn't in all 8 books. She's not the one that's going to die. *runs away at the speed of light*

Lol, it amazes me how much death can be wished upon one character.

lol I just finished ark angel, and the ending is such a CLIFF HANGER!!!

All I'm gonna say is you better wait to read Snakehead 'til you have Crocodile Tears immediately on hand to snatch up as soon as you finish Sh.

I'll never swim in anything I can't see my feet in thanks to that show.

Of course, the closest lake around here is bad about certain things floating up, so I wouldn't swim in it anyway, even if I hadn't seen that one episode...

Young James Bond? This sounds interesting. How many are there of that series?

What exactly is a Mary Sue? I know y'all told me but I don't remember. *goes back through hundreds of posts about killing Sabina*

Lol, so she's someone so good there has to be an ulterior motive?

Lol! I think I understand now That sounds like one of my friends, but she's not annoying about it.

glitter and rainbows? *vomit*

sorry, I'm allergic to happiness. lol jk jk

I never really liked Sabrina...

*Pauses in drawing Drizzt to slink into the thread*

Soooo, where in the interview did he say that what happens to Alex is worse than death? CDG, your avatar is flashing in my glasses...cool colours....*Coughs* Anyways, if we're going to find out something about Smithers that we didn't know, AND something about Alan Blunt that will make us see him a new light, WHAT IF this thing involves BOTH of them? Like what if we see Alan in a new light because of what we didn't know about Smithers, hmmm? Could they be *Gasp* BROTHERS? Yeah that's a dumb theory but still...

I'm thinking that, if they're in all of the books, JACK has been at least MENTIONED in all of them (Have to re-read them to know if she makes actual appearances) AND that Tom character, I'm pretty sure he's a canadate as well for *Makes dying motion*

THERE WE HAVE IT!*Gets nerf gun* Okay Jack, Time to Die.......*Ominousness as I hold the Nerf Gun level*

Jack: *Blinks* I thought it's up to AH to decide...?

Me: Oh...oh yeah....*Lowers nerf gun, but looks a threat at her* Yeah well, YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO DAI!!!!! *Glares*

XD I so can't wait for that..

I bet the graphic novels for Scorpia and Scorpia Rising will be awesome ^;^ I haven't actually read the Graphic Novels yet but I've seen some of the artwork and wow....seriously, WOW.

No, his friend Tom hasn't actually been in all of the books. Really the only books I remember that character making an appearance were Scorpia and Crocodile Tears. He was mentioned in a few of them though.... I think...

AAAAKKKKKK!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!! I just got snakehead and Its totally awesome. I totally want to go to Australia now!!

Interview....... *dashes off to find the link*

Smithers and Blunt brothers?! *rolls on the floor laughing* That would be epically hilarious!

I's think it will be Jack! She's been living WAY too long. I mean, a lot of people know that Alex is a spy! Don't you think that more people would come after Jack to get to Alex? OOH! What if Alex has to choose between saving Jack and saving the world!

*ominous whisper*....Save the housekeeper....save the world....


Lol, that would be pretty hilarious. They're the exact opposite of each other, besides the facts that they're both good guys (or are they??) and work for MI6.

Him dying would be a good twist though, in my opinion. AH did say in one interview that he was writing the ending and that it had been very sad, so I am really looking forward to reading this book and finding out what is so sad.

NOOOOO!! NOT ALEX!!! I'd cry if Jack dies, but please! not alex...

*raises AK-47 over head* me!

Pshuh, who needs guns? My mom has these really wicked kitchen knives...

I am so in.

I really hope it's not Jack, but who else... *has an epiphony*

It's Mrs. Jones that's going to die. What's been bugging me since Scorpia is her kids. What happened to them? Maybe Scorpia did something to them, and we'll find out what. She goes to get revenge and gets killed, or they try to kill Alex again and she sacrifices herself because he reminds her of her children.