Found a link to this earlier, and thought some of the mods and admins woud get a kick out of it
Never Gonna Mod You Up
By Meyo
We're no strangers to ToS
You know the rules, and so do I!
A full compliance is what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get that from any other mod
I just wanna tell you why I'm no-coding;
Gotta make you understand
CHORUS
Never gonna lock you out
never gonna dress you down
never gonna turn around and IP ban you
Never gonna let you lie
unless you wanna say goodbye
Never really want to banhammer you
We've been members for so long
Your post count's maxing but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We love the game and we're gonna play it!
And if I ask you why you're spamming
Don't tell me it's just your PC
CHORUS
CHORUSCHORUS
(Oooh, ban you up)
(Oooh, ban you up)
(Ooh) never wanna ban, never wanna ban
(ban you up)
(Ooh) never wanna ban, never wanna ban
(ban you up)
Our signatures have become so long
Yours broke the length but you're too shy to edit
Inside we both know what's been going on
We love the forums and we're gonna post it!
I just wanna tell you why I'm warning
Gotta make you read PMs!